Who is Tang He?
I believe in the Duke of Guo, and the delicacies of the Duke's Mansion alone are beyond the reach of ordinary people. What's more, he would be called to the palace for drinks by the emperor from time to time. He didn't know how many times he had eaten the dishes prepared by the imperial chef.
Why is this the first time I eat this thing in Handu?
"Is it delicious?" Han Du asked with a smile. The eyes that were narrowed into slits were full of malice. I asked you to say that my brain is sick, and I asked you to say that I ate pig food. Now you have eaten it yourself. Let’s see what you say.
"It's delicious, it's so delicious. What on earth is this? Tell me and let the cook at home cook it later." Tang He kept eating without raising his head. Even though he had already eaten breakfast, he couldn't resist the temptation of this delicious taste and kept eating without hesitation.
Anyway, although he is a little older, he is a military commander after all, so he can digest it faster than ordinary people.
When Han Du heard this, the smile on his face seemed to be shining brightly, and he said slowly: "It's not impossible to tell the father-in-law, but it's better to wait until the father-in-law has finished eating, otherwise I will tell you now, I'm afraid you I have no appetite to eat~”
After hearing this, Tang He raised his head and looked at Han Du in shock, and asked in a harsh voice: "Isn't this..."
There was speculation in his mind, but Tang He still couldn't believe it. How could something like that eaten by pigs be so delicious?
Han Du nodded and said calmly: "My father-in-law guessed it right, this is the pig food in my mouth, but I prefer to call it kelp, hahaha~"
Han Du laughed very happily, and the bad breath that Tang He had blocked in his heart just now disappeared in an instant. Han Du was so happy that he wanted to sing loudly. The sound of sipping seaweed soup is even more pleasant to the ear.
A trace of shame and anger flashed across Tang He's face, but it only flickered and disappeared in an instant. I hesitated to put down the bowl in my hand, but although the name of this soup is not very nice, it is indeed delicious, so naturally I am reluctant to part with it. And when he saw that Han Du was eating so happily, he simply felt anxious, took a chopstick and chewed the kelp in his mouth. Unexpectedly, the more he ate, the more he thought about it. The response that Han Du gave him just now quickly disappeared, leaving only the sound of him and Han Du fighting for the seaweed soup.
A large bowl of kelp soup was finished by Han Du and Tang He. Both of them were exhausted and leaned on their chairs and groaned.
Han Du was surprised that Tang He could still finish the seaweed soup with him without changing his expression even though he knew it was pig food. He stretched out his thumb and said in admiration: "My lord, it's really admirable. Your subordinates have clearly told you that this is pig food, but you are still able to eat it."
Tang He shaved his teeth and glanced at Han Du with disdain, "What does pig food mean? When I led the troops to fight, there was nothing to eat, let alone pig food. I was so hungry that I even ate the meat of two-legged sheep. But, do you know what a two-legged sheep is?"
When Han Du heard this, his expression suddenly changed, and a green aura appeared on his face. My stomach seemed to be suddenly stirred by a big hand, and it was gushing out. He quickly waved his hand to hold down Tang He, "No, sir, I beg you, stop talking~"
Tang He looked at Han Du and smiled coldly, "How young are you? Do you want to deliberately say some disgusting words to disgust me? Tell you, it means you beg for mercy quickly enough, otherwise I will give you more details." Let’s talk about the tragedy on the battlefield, and I guarantee that as much as you just ate, you will vomit it out right away… Hmph!”
"Stop talking, stop talking." Han Du quickly begged for mercy, feeling that if he allowed Tang He to continue talking, his breakfast would really be in vain.
Tang He spared Han Du and said no more disgusting words.
It took Han a long time to feel his stomach calm down, and he let out a long breath.
Seeing that Han Du had recovered, Tang He smiled, pointed to the empty bowl of kelp soup and said, "This stuff tastes good. Prepare more for lunch. I will eat at your place."
Han Du looked at the empty bowl in surprise. Soup and soup. Does this mean we need to drink soup at noon? After thinking for a while, he smiled and explained to Tang He: "Master, if you drink a bowl of this thing in the morning, you will feel good all over, but if you drink it again at lunch, you will feel tired. But there is more than one way to make kelp, at lunch I'll give you another one, I guarantee you'll be satisfied."
"Kelp is a good name, much better than pig food." Tang He nodded with a smile, "From now on, I will eat kelp. If anyone dares to say that what I eat is pig food, I will fall out with him. "
Han Du smiled and nodded.
That's how it should be. What you clearly eat is kelp, but if you insist on being slandered as eating pig food, you will be punished!
At lunch, Han Du naturally served Tang He with cold kelp shreds. Crisp and refreshing taste, with splashes of soup and juice.
After eating and drinking enough, Han Du and Tang He lay down under the shade of the tree to digest their food. They had eaten a little too much, and their stomachs would feel uncomfortable if they didn't slow down.
When Tang He was sitting at the Han family's table to eat just now, his father and mother were frightened and embarrassed. In the end, it was only at Tang He's request that they dared to sit down and eat fearfully.
But in this case, after finishing the meal, the two of them didn't eat anything at all.
Han Du, on the other hand, had an indifferent attitude. Even if it was soup and sitting on the table, it didn't matter. He would still eat how he usually eats. Once you eat enough, you will be able to hold on.
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Uncle Mu was on his way, dripping with sweat, and there were three men behind him carrying burdens to follow him. One of the loads was kelp. There was no kelp at home. He followed Han Du's instructions and came to the dock to pick up the kelp and bring it back. The other two people were carrying things specially ordered by Han Du. Not only does it look strange, but the most important thing is that it also has an unpleasant smell, like the smell of feces. I don't know what the young master does with these things.
When Uncle Mu asked for this thing from others, the weird looks they gave him made him want to find a crack in the ground and burrow into it. Unfortunately, it was Han Du's special order, so he had no choice but to take these things back under the strange looks of everyone.
It was okay when he was outside the city. Uncle Mu deliberately avoided people, but he entered the city safely. But it's different once you enter the city. There is no problem with kelp. After all, there are many people who go to the dock to pick up this stuff and take it home to feed the pigs. But the other two loads were completely different things. Not to mention their strange appearance, the most important thing was the smell, which was extremely unbearable.
No, as soon as we entered the city, someone started to curse.
"What smells so bad? You don't have any sense of public morality? Can't you just cover it with something?"
Uncle Mu was a maverick and was quickly discovered, and the smell spread from them. Suddenly countless scrutinizing eyes fell on Uncle Mu.
