There were a lot of discussions among the servants outside, but Zhang Han had no way of knowing.
After he walked into the tent, he saw his newlywed wife Ye Li Ke Dun, with a small face wrinkled, and she was leaning on the table in the middle of the tent, studying a book.
I rub my face and scratch my head from time to time. The bangs in front of her were messed up by her.
Zhang Han was so surprised! He secretly wondered what the other party was doing, and was going to step forward to tease him and tease this little girl.
Yeli Kedun was so focused on the contents of the book that she didn't notice Zhang Han coming in, but Hailancha, the maid beside her, noticed Zhang Han.
Just when he was about to remind his princess, out of the corner of his eye, he saw his consort holding out a finger to him, putting it in front of his lips, and shook his head.
Hailan noticed this and quickly swallowed the words that came to his lips.
Then her beautiful big eyes couldn't help but roll her eyes at Zhang Han, and she quickly reached out and patted her plump breasts to calm herself down, almost... not suffocating her to death. .
Zhang Han saw Hai Lancha's accommodating movements, smiled playfully and made an apologetic expression to the other party, then immediately hunched over and slowly moved in the direction of the master and servant.
In the process of moving, Zhang Han also tried to reduce the contact area between the soles and the carpet to ensure that the other party would not be surprised by him. It took a full minute for Zhang Han to finally move to the table.
The maid Hai Lancha, who was watching him act like this, covered her mouth and snickered, looking playfully back and forth between Zhang Han and his wife with her big curved eyes!
Sweet incense swirled up from the small hollow stove on the table, and the dim yellow lanterns filled the surroundings with a warm light. Two green-white fingers coated with red cardamom vigorously rubbed the white paper in the book. This action, combined with Yeli Kedun's frowning eyebrows, reflected the little woman's inner tangle at the moment.
Just when Ye Li Ke Dun was looking at it in ecstasy.
"Brush...~"
The book in front of him was quickly pulled away with a strong force, and Yeli Ketun was quickly awakened. Then he raised his smooth chin in astonishment and stared blankly at the man in front of him.
A question mark in your head? ?
Her cherry lips were slightly parted, and her ruby-like eyes were sparkling.
It seems to be saying: Are you squinting?
Zhang Han pretended not to look at the other person's expression. With a serious look on his face, he snorted while flipping through the book he grabbed;
"Let me see what the beautiful girl Colton is studying. Oh~?! "The Female Commandment" eh!"
The word "female commandment" was specially emphasized by Zhang Han.
Looking sideways at his wife, Zhang Han began to read: "The most humble thing is the first. In ancient times, after three days of giving birth to a daughter, she would lie under the bed, get some tiles and bricks, and then say goodbye to the meal. Lying under the bed, it shows that she is humble and weak, and she is on duty." Fast report..."
Zhang Han shook his head while reading. As he read, he watched his wife's expression from the corner of his eye.
Then he saw that his wife, who looked stunned at first, frowned more and more as he read aloud, and the dissatisfaction in Zhang Han's eyes was rapidly building up.
Finally, Yeli Ketun broke out completely. Like a vigorous female leopard, she turned over the table with one hand.
Then Zhang Han felt that his hands were empty, and he unconsciously raised his head and looked at his daughter-in-law with a surprised look on his face.
What greeted him next was not his wife's proud smile, but a violent beating from Yeli Ketun.
I saw Ye Li Ke Dun snatching away "The Female Ring" and quickly rolling the book into a volume. I immediately called to Zhang Han~
While beating him, Silver Teeth clenched and yelled angrily;
"Bad guy!! I don't know how worried people are about you, but you know how to play tricks on them as soon as you come back. I'll beat you to death, you big bad guy!!"
As he was slapping, tears flowed out of Yeli Ketun's ruby-red eyes for some unknown reason, and the movements of his hands stopped. He squatted on the ground and started sobbing with his little shoulders shrugged.
"Woooo..."
At first, Zhang Han could only respond to his wife's beatings. Then, before he could do anything, his wife started to cry.
what's the situation?
Then he remembered his wife's complaints when she beat him, and hurriedly prepared to go forward to comfort her.
People are worried about him, but he wants to make fun of others. Thinking about it, it is really inappropriate. But I was just joking, so why were I crying?
Although Zhang Han had always regarded Yelikedun as a cute girl, he seemed to have forgotten that girls of this age also have a very sensitive side.
Perhaps it was his wife's usual optimism and liveliness that gave him this illusion. .
Just when Zhang Han was scratching his head in embarrassment, Hai Lancha, who was watching a show, saw that his master was so angry that he cried. How could this be done?
After glaring at Zhang Han for a while, he hurried to Yelikedun's side and whispered comfort. Zhang Han, who was glared at by Hai Lancha, could only touch his nose angrily. Then he slowly walked over to Yeli Ketun and squatted down.
Perhaps because he was aware of the movement around him, the cry that had just been coaxed by Hai Lancha became smaller and louder in vain.
"woo woo woo woo!!…"
Then Zhang Han saw that pear-shaped little face secretly glancing towards him from time to time.
Seeing his usually cheerful and lively little wife so aggrieved, Zhang Han's heart twitched with distress. It was as if some softness deep inside my heart had been stabbed hard by a needle.
He couldn't help but reach out his hand to wipe the tears on his wife's face.
He turned his wife's little head towards him and wiped away her tears. Zhang Han looked at the pair of rubies with his eyes and said word by word;
"My lover, my wife, I was wrong. I won't dare to mess with you again." After saying that, he pretended to reach out and slap himself in the face.
Yeli Ketun attacked Zhang Han out of aggrievedness, but the sadness that came out after venting her anger made her sob uncontrollably.
To be honest, when Hailancha coaxed her, the energy in her heart was over. When Zhang Han came to her just now, she deliberately made her cry louder. It was also a little girl's mentality, sending a signal to come and comfort my son.
She never thought that her husband would not only admit his mistake to her, but also prepare to beat him for making her unhappy. this……
At this time, Ye Li Ke Dun couldn't help but think of the content in "The Female Commandments" he saw today. He quickly grabbed Zhang Han's hand and said urgently: "Don't! I was also at fault, don't hit..."
"I... am done."
As soon as he finished speaking, Yelikedun felt his body being pulled forward, and then his whole body was held in his arms. There was still a big hand patting his back gently, comforting himself.
Ye Li Ke Dun instantly felt extremely happy.
Hailan noticed that the young couple had reconciled before her eyes, so she wisely turned around and left the tent. She did not want to eat their dog food. She had eaten enough dog food from this young couple since they got married.
Sometimes she really wonders whether the two couples were lovers in their previous lives. Not only were they committed to each other for the rest of their lives as soon as they met, but even after they got married, they often had noisy moments, but soon became tired of being together.
"Is this what my husband-in-law calls love on a daily basis?" Hai Lancha would sometimes think like this in the dead of night, but only occasionally.
Because the princess’s daily life requires her to take care of all the big and small things. .
Hailancha's departure did not seem to disturb the young couple in the slightest. After Zhang Han told a few jokes he had heard in his previous life, he was finally amused to the point where he burst into laughter.
The little woman gave Zhang Hand an angry look and said;
"You've told this joke so many times, can you please change it to something fresh?" Just after he finished speaking, he laughed again; "But to be honest, after hearing it so many times, it's still so funny! Giggle... ..”
"Have you said it many times? Why don't I remember it?" Zhang Han immediately pretended to be confused after speaking, and confusion seemed to flow in his eyes.
"That's a lot... oops!"
Yeli Ketun slapped Zhang Han's mischievous hand angrily. ; "It's so itchy! Why does it make trouble every time." Even though he said this, his voice was soft and soft, as if he was angry or strange.
"Don't you like it?" Zhang Han agreed casually without comment.
He stretched out his mischievous hand again, and every time he was tickled by this little goblin. But he didn't expect his hand to be knocked off by the opponent again.
Zhang Han looked at his wife in confusion, isn't he usually like this? Unexpectedly, his wife's next words completely broke his guard! ! !
Yeli Ketun put his lips to Zhang Han's ear and asked, "Tell me the truth, why did you secretly look at Hai Lancha just now?"
"What?" Zhang Han was originally made even more itchy by the hot breath from his wife's mouth, but his wife's words were like a basin of cold water being poured down on his head, directly turning the newly ignited fire in his heart into powder.
To be honest, Ye Li Ke Dun was right, Zhang Han did read it.
Hailancha could be singled out to serve the princess Yeli Ketun. Not to mention her figure and appearance, she was the best choice. In addition, because the other party and his wife are often together, Zhang Han and Zhang Han can be regarded as companions day and night.
As long as Zhang Han is a normal man, it would be strange if he has no idea about Hai Lancha, a beautiful woman who often hangs out in front of him.
But thinking about it again, Zhang Hanke's intention to cross the thunder pool has never moved. If others just keep it in check, Hailancha, who spends his time with his wife day and night, is trying to be ambiguous. Isn't that asking for death?
Therefore, in order to take care of his wife's mood, Zhang Han just casually looked at Hai Lancha with admiring eyes. Unexpectedly, this trace of Xiao Jiujiu hidden in his heart was discovered by his wife. .
How to do this? Quite urgent!
Men seem to have formed a consensus on this aspect at the genetic level.
If you confess, you will be lenient, and you will be jailed. He refused to be strict and went home to celebrate the New Year.
Zhang Han also made what he thought was the right choice.
"No! You must have seen it wrong." It was a three-hit denial. . .
Perhaps feeling that what he said was a bit pale, Zhang Han once again raised an example; "Look, you two spend the longest time every day. Even if I have any ideas, I don't have a chance! What's more, I don't think about that at all." .”
Although Ye Li Ke Dun also agrees with Zhang Han's statement, women sometimes just hold on to one point.
"Don't say whether you have these or not, tell me, did you read it just now?"
Zhang Han rolled his eyes twice and said flatteringly, "Princess, take a look! Just one look!! Really, just one look... My wife is really sharp-eyed, one look..."
Before Zhang Han could finish his words, he was interrupted impatiently by Yeli Kedun. She asked Zhang Han with a curious look in her eyes;
"is it nice?"
"Good-looking!" It was indeed good-looking. Hailancha's figure was quite amazing. Zhang Han couldn't talk nonsense with his eyes closed, so he had no choice but to reply.
"Do you want to...???" The seductive voice was like the whisper of a devil from hell. One sentence made Zhang Han's imagination go crazy, and the fire in his body seemed to be rekindled immediately.
But the next second he seemed to think of something, Zhang Han was so excited that he quickly shook his head and waved his hands and said, "No, no, no, you are enough. Really." The expression on his face was so sincere!
When Ye Li Ke Dun heard this, he immediately showed a look of pity.
"Why don't you want to? This is difficult to handle. Sister Hailancha is almost 20 and has reached the age of marriage. I originally wanted to marry her to her husband, but I never thought that you wouldn't want to?" After saying this, Ye Like Dun also glanced at Zhang Han in disbelief.
"Ah!" Zhang Han's eyes widened, thinking about his wife's sexy tricks in disbelief. He felt that his cerebral blood clots began to surge to the maximum in an instant, and his head felt dizzy. What a sin! This stinky mouth.
My heart roared loudly; yes! Whoever he wants to ride on the horse is born to a eunuch! !
But now that the words have been spoken, it is difficult to take them back. We can only see if there is a chance in the future.
So now when he saw the worried little wife in front of him, two big words were floating in his mind;
"Traitor!"
"..."
