Even she herself didn't expect that this layer of spider silk would become her weakness.
The coach is right, Yuzawa's brain is indeed very good.
Especially when it comes to combat.
No wonder he was able to violently clear so many dungeons with a pure gold shit stick.
Josh relaxed: "Okay, I admit defeat, the captain is really awesome."
Yu Ze met her eyes as bright as a deer, her little face was flushed because of the intense fight just now.
He moved his fingers slightly and noticed that the two people's posture was a little bad. He quickly stood up and cleared his throat: "Remember to pay the sparring fee."
Josh pretended not to hear and moved closer to the body to observe the situation.
"Huh? How strange."
"What?" Yuze walked over.
Josh's fingers wearing white silk gloves poked the skin of the corpse: "Captain, look, her corpse is still soft and warm, and even her cheeks are still pink."
Yu Ze took one look at her face and smiled: "Don't worry, I don't have any fans of you."
Josh's mouth twitched slightly: "...I'm serious."
Yu Ze was happy: "I'm telling the truth too."
Josh touched the aorta of the corpse and confirmed that it was really dead, which was even more strange.
"What kind of killing method can keep the body's body temperature and skin color warm after death? Except that there is no heartbeat, she is almost the same as alive."
Yu Ze glanced at the wound on her scalp and then opened her eyelids: "But this person has been dead for at least five hours. Moreover, the wound on the top of his head is not fatal."
Josh frowned slightly.
Yuze stood up: "Check her whole body and see if there are any other wounds."
Josh nodded and reached out to untie the collar of the corpse.
Yu Ze had turned around and stood by the window.
Josh secretly curled his lips, quite a gentleman.
She secretly said "offense" and took off all the clothes on the body, and a faint musky scent floated out.
The body was carefully examined everywhere, but no wounds, bruises or swelling were found.
When you press your belly with your hand, you can even feel the softness of the skin.
She put on the corpse's clothes again: "Okay."
Yuze turned around: "How is it?"
Josh shook his head: "I found nothing."
"Auntie, this is the room. There was a banging sound just now." A woman's voice came from outside, and noisy footsteps were approaching.
The two looked at each other, quickly took the body with them, climbed through the window and left from the other side.
But thatched houses are built independently, with no shelter around them.
Their backs were quickly exposed to other people passing by.
"Aunt! There's someone there!"
Someone is chasing me.
Yuzawa frowned slightly, carrying the body on his left shoulder. He grabbed it with his right hand and lifted Josh onto his shoulder, speeding up instantly.
Josh felt his feet were empty, and there was only an afterimage left in his body.
"???"
The two quickly distanced themselves from the people chasing behind them and returned to the ancestral hall.
Josh used spider silk to restore the door lock to its original appearance.
Yuze threw the body to the ground: "What should she do?"
Josh frowned slightly: "How about hiding behind the statue?"
Yu Ze glanced at the portrait, his eyes alert for a moment: "Something's wrong."
"How..." Josh followed his line of sight, and his voice stopped abruptly when he saw the statue of the god.
The posture of the statue has changed!
He should have half-closed eyes, a peaceful expression, and a trident in his right hand that symbolizes the power of Poseidon.
But now, the statue's eyes are fully open, the expression on its face is definitely not friendly, and the standing trident is tilted downwards.
It looked vaguely like he was about to make an attack gesture.
Josh frowned: "What's going on?"
Yuze turned to look at her: "You said you wanted to be his disciple, which made him angry."
Josh: "...Why didn't you say that you touched his fish tail and he was disgusted?"
"Impossible." Yuzawa said righteously: "It's his honor to be touched by me. It's too late for him to enjoy it secretly."
As soon as he finished speaking, the cold atmosphere of the ancestral hall became thicker.
Yuze: "..."
Josh's mouth twitched slightly: "...you now know how annoying you are, right?"
Yuzawa: "He is too petty to take jokes."
Josh raised his head, looked at the statue, and looked at it carefully: "Not only has the posture changed, but the details have also become much more refined."
She pointed at the fingers of the statue: "Look here, this is a stone statue. Originally, the fingers were not so fine. Before, there were only four fuzzy fingers. Now they are much finer, and even the nails are carved out."
She walked around behind the statue and patted the statue's butt: "And here, we were hiding behind him yesterday. At that time, there were no fish scales on his butt, and now they are vaguely visible."
Yuze raised his eyebrows slightly: "Do you have a feeling that this statue..."
Josh met his gaze: "It seems to be coming to life."
Yu Ze nodded.
[Congratulations to players Josh and Yu Ze for triggering the side mission, "Awakening the Sleeping Lord Poseidon"]
Yu Ze glanced at her: "Side mission?"
Josh nodded, "I received it too."
She recalled what happened last night: "Didn't it say that a saint chosen by Poseidon can awaken him?"
Yuze looked at the statue up and down: "Maybe he wants to get up and eat something?"
Josh: "..."
She thought for a moment: "I understand!"
Yu Ze glanced at her.
A flash of light flashed in Josh's eyes: "Before, my master and sister told me many fairy tales. In those stories, if you want to wake up a sleeping person, you need to kiss."
Yuze narrowed his eyes: "What kind of ancient fairy tale is this to teach bad children?"
Josh was unhappy: "What's wrong with teaching children bad things? I wasn't taught bad things!"
The corner of Yuze's mouth twitched slightly: "Okay, okay, so what are we going to do now? Kiss the statue?"
Josh thought for a while and asked tentatively: "How about giving it a try?"
Yuze took a step back politely: "You kiss me, but I don't."
Josh simply said: "I'll kiss you if I kiss you."
She climbed onto the altar table, stood in front of the statue, and blinked.
"What?" Seeing that she didn't move, Yu Ze struggled to hold back his laughter: "Is it out of reach? You said it's a statue of a god, why does it have to be 1.9 meters tall? This makes those who are not even 1.6 meters tall Where do you put the self-esteem of the dwarfs who have no such thing?”
To be precise, it's more than 1.9 meters, because Poseidon's fish tail is also rolled back part of the arc. If it is completely straightened, it will be more than 2 meters.
Josh's face turned dark, and he turned to glare at him, gritting his teeth: "Come here!"
Yu Ze was overjoyed and took a step back: "I don't think Poseidon is gay."
Josh couldn't bear to see his triumphant appearance, so he jumped off the altar table and sat next to the corpse.
Yu Ze approached her in a funny way and bumped her shoulder: "Are you angry?"
Josh turned his back.
Yu Ze touched her again: "Are you really angry? Hey, why are you so angry? Didn't the captain tell you that we will still grow, even if we don't..."
With a "pop" sound, Yu Ze's mouth and the lips of the statue hit each other accurately.
At that moment, Josh used spider silk to teleport Yuze to the statue, raised his hand, and pressed his head forcefully.
Yuze was busy coaxing her and was unprepared.
Kissed the statue mouth to mouth.
(End of chapter)
