Lu Tiezui reached out and held the grass, pinched it and thought about it for a while, then started to pinch his knuckles and mutter something.
After a while, he frowned and said, "This grass... isn't quite right..."
Jiang Fan said: "What's wrong?"
"Don't argue, don't argue." Lu Tiezui pulled him away and looked at Sun Daotong again, with huge confusion in his eyes: "Wait for me to calculate again, the calculation just now was not accurate..."
As he kept mumbling for a long time, suddenly, his expression changed drastically, but then he shook his head: "No, no, it must be wrong, do it again!"
Jiang Fan also became curious at this moment: "You should hurry up, why are you so grinding?"
Lu Tiezui was a little surprised: "Wait a minute!"
After muttering for a while, his expression slowly became weird, then began to become bizarre, and then his mouth slowly opened wide, and finally he stared at Sun Daotong lying in the haystack and said -
Lying on grass!
Unsurprisingly, the old guy got a slap in the face: "You bastard, how dare you scold me?"
"Huh? No, no, it's not..."
Lu Tiezui moved his hands around, but his words were always neat and stammered.
"You, you...you are old..."
"I know I'm old, tell me the conclusion of the word test!"
The old guy looked at him sideways.
"Ah, this, this..."
"What about this and that, tell me quickly!"
Lu Tiezui crouched down with a grimace and took two steps back: "That... junior is wrong. We are not angry."
"It depends on whether what you say satisfies me or not. Hurry up and I'll stuff you into the stove again."
Lu Tiezui didn't dare to complain anymore, so he could only slap Jiang Fan, and then coughed: "This... the word "草" means grass and trees. It means that a person is close to the grass and trees... The only person in the world who is close to the grass and trees and practices medicine is... the pharmacist... "
He quietly raised his eyes and looked at the old guy. Seeing that he didn't say anything, he could only continue to work hard and in vain: "The old man just held a straw, as if it was a word, which means first. If you hold it vertically, it has the meaning of reaching the heavens and the world." Taking medicine as the most important thing, he can be called the best in the world..."
Jiang Fan was stunned, knowing that his life would be in vain, but this seemed too outrageous, could he even fight against this?
Lu Tiezui quietly moved it back a little, but the old guy was dissatisfied, so he took it over and said, "Why do you go so far? I can't eat you."
Lu Tiezui was about to cry: "I can't eat it...but I'm afraid you'll keep poisoning me to death——"
After saying that, he kowtowed: "Junior Lu Sheng, I would like to pay my respects to the Poison King of the Holy Hand, Old Immortal Sun——"
Sun Daotong was also a little confused. He stared at him for a long time, and then turned his eyes to Jiang Fan: "This guy...where did you pick it up?"
Jiang Fan opened his mouth wide for a while and rubbed his eyebrows: "Daicheng...Daicheng fortune-telling stall."
At this time, Lu Tiezui kept kowtowing: "Old immortal, it turns out it's you, the younger generation has eyesight that doesn't recognize Taiyue, and he speaks rudely. I hope you won't be surprised if you don't know."
Sun Daotong snorted: "Damn Taiyue, don't compare me with them. By the way, have you met me?"
Lu Tiezui shook his head repeatedly: "I only know that you have been to the imperial court before, but the portrait... is not similar either."
Lu Tiezui said carefully.
Jiang Fan pulled him: "Okay, you don't look like that and you dare to say it?"
Lu Tiezui said: "A fortune teller only believes in skills. If you don't believe in your own abilities, how can you still fool around?"
Jiang Fan was also surprised: "It's true, are you related to Zhou Taizu?"
Lu Tiezui hummed in his heart, it is true that I have some relatives with you.
I peeked at Sun Daotong, and I saw that the legendary old god didn't look good at all. He was so arrogant that he looked like an old monster. Fortunately, he was right, but he didn't expect that when he got into the kitchen, the person lighting the fire was Sun Daotong.
Although this old guy is said to have great medical skills, he is also nicknamed the Poison King. Others don't know it, but he knows it, so he keeps sneaking out to the back.
Sun Daotong pinched his goatee and looked at him: "Well, this junior's ability to tell nonsense is not inferior to that of Young Master Jiang. Tell me, what do you want to do by sneaking into Young Master Jiang's side? Don't lie to me. You know who I am. , there are a thousand ways to get you to tell the truth.”
Lu Tie's face twitched and he hurriedly said: "I am his uncle, I will never do anything bad to him!"
The old guy was stunned: "Uncle? Which uncle?"
Lu Tiezui said: "The youngest one, her mother is my sister. You have treated my sister... I often wonder when I can thank you for your kindness in person. I didn't expect to meet you here today..."
Sun Daotong was stunned for a moment: "So, your surname is Jiang?"
"Yes, my real name is Jiang Ziyu, and my pseudonym is Lu Sheng, just to hide my identity and sneak into Emperor Ping's side." Lu Tiezui explained quickly.
"Oh -" Sun Daotong nodded: "I heard the prince mention it, but you are not..."
Lu Tiezui said: "In order to conceal my identity, I was adopted by a family in Daicheng. I have been growing up among the people and have never left the city."
Sun Daotong curled his lips: "The whole family is a swindler."
This was the only one who dared to say this, and Lu Tiezui could only smile with a smile on his face. He knew very well in his heart that even if he scolded the prince like this, Ji Zongyi would have to bear it with a smile. In addition to being a living god who is respected by all the people in the world, he is also the savior of the prince and his sister. If he were not so old, his sister Neither of them are here today. And now it seems that the fact that this precious nephew is not dead is probably due to this old man. It would be impossible for anyone else to do it.
There is no way to be too respectful to such a master.
Sun Daotong raised his face and looked at the straw in his hand: "You can guess my identity with such a thing. It's interesting..."
Lu Tiezui didn't dare to talk nonsense this time, and smiled sarcastically: "Actually...from many clues, I have been deducing. It's just that I didn't think so much just now. How could you be in...the kitchen?"
Sun Daotong looked at him and suddenly reached out and patted his shoulder, making the latter tremble.
Sun Daotong bared his yellow teeth and said, "Boy, if you don't do anything bad, you don't have to be afraid..."
Lu Tiezui glanced sideways at his shoulder, trembling in his heart. How could he not be afraid? Who knows if this old monster had done something to him.
"Okay, you two, get out of here, the old man needs to rest." Sun Daotong waved his hands and yawned.
When Lu Tiezui came out of the old guy's house, his calves were still cramped, and he said with a sad face: "Nephew, show me, is there anything wrong with you..."
Jiang Fan rolled his eyes at him: "Okay, if the old guy wants to get you something, why does he still need to touch you?"
Lu Tiezui thought about it for a while, and felt a little relieved. He sighed and glanced at the kitchen: "This old god, has the co-author been with you all this time?"
Jiang Fan looked at him: "Uncle, you can't keep your mouth shut."
"Don't worry, I definitely know what to say and what not to say."
Jiang Fan smiled: "Go and have a rest. Don't make a fuss in the future. There are a lot of weird things happening in mortals."
Only then did Lu Tiezui remember what he had seen: "Those..."
Jiang Fan nodded: "They are all strange beasts from the mountains and seas. There are many of them, so there is no need to make a fuss."
