This...what's going on?
He was confused. This scene was so clear, and even his five senses were so real. He... was at the doorstep?
What happened before that? What about time travel? Where is the empress? Where's the old guy? What about the five countries? What about the Holy Land? Is everything an illusion? Or just a dream?
Looking stupidly at the angry Jiang Qi in front of him, Jiang Fan somehow reached out his other hand and pinched her cheek. Jiang Qi's lips suddenly pursed. This was his favorite thing in the past...
The tentacles are as warm and soft as before.
Jiang Qi saw that he was dumbfounded and still pinching herself. She got angry and slapped his claws off: "Stop pretending to be stupid with me! Come home with me and explain everything!"
After saying that, he grabbed the milk tea with one hand, twisted his ears with the other and pulled him back.
A burst of pain came, and Jiang Fan suddenly grinned: "Oh - it hurts, it hurts, be gentle, be gentle..."
Jiang Qi, however, had no intention of letting him go. She held his ears and took big steps to drag him back to the community.
Jiang Fan held pancakes in one hand and covered his ears with the other. He approached a familiar neighborhood, stepped on the elevator, and listened to Jiang Qi rattling the door with the key. Everything seemed like a dream.
There was another person at home, a familiar face, but instead of a black cloak, he was dressed in business attire, with long legs in black silk stockings, and a pair of black-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose.
It's the empress, the empress with evil eyes.
——No, it’s An Qi, my fiancée An Qi.
Seeing him come in, An Qi snorted, grabbed his other ear, and then pulled him to the living room, where there was a washboard, a keyboard, a pack of instant noodles, and a big durian.
"Choose which one!"
Jiang Fan opened his mouth wide with a dull look on his face.
After a long while, he looked at his sister and his girlfriend, "Qiqi..."
This is the shorthand name he is most familiar with. Jiang Qi and An Qi are both Qiqi anyway.
"Don't pretend to be stupid with me!" An Qi's sword-shaped eyebrows stood up straight, her phoenix eyes filled with frost.
"Tell me the truth, why did you run away?"
Jiang Fan opened his mouth, his head was a mess...
In the end, he still didn't kneel down to the durian. The "Qiqi" people felt sorry for him, who was dressed in dusty clothes and had a sallow complexion, and threw him into the bathroom to rinse.
When he came out wrapped in the loose and comfortable nightgown he had worn for eight years, the freshly stewed old hen soup was served on the table, filled with spicy skewers, and the rich and spicy aroma made him salivate.
Under the angry gazes of the two Qiqi, he still stupidly picked up a bunch of gluten and stared at it for a long time, then stretched out his tongue and licked it. It was fragrant and spicy, but the feeling should not be too clear.
I ate in a daze, listening to the accusations and nagging of Qiqi, and I didn't know where I was.
"Boom!" A clear sound made him stunned for a moment. Jiang Qi poked a bottle of Binjiang Big Green Stick in front of him, foaming at the mouth of the bottle.
"Damn it, you just know how to eat, eat, eat! Take a few sips first and see how dry your lips are."
"I'll take care of you after I'm full." An Qi crossed her thighs in black silk stockings and sat on the sofa looking at him with no look on her face.
Jiang Fan stared blankly at the beer, then looked at the half of gluten in his hand, and finally looked at Jiang Qi blankly: "...I'm at home?"
Jiang Qi snorted angrily: "Where are you if you're not at home? You bastard, have you left your brain on Kunlun Mountain?"
Jiang Fan opened his mouth: "...Um, I went to Kunlun Mountain?"
Jiang Qi suddenly became furious: "What? You still want to pretend to be stupid? We agreed that we would travel to Kunlun Mountain together during the holidays, but you bastard left without saying goodbye and ran away with your bag. , do you think you want to die?"
Jiang Fan put down his muscles, rubbed his temples vigorously, closed his eyes tightly, and opened them again. Everything was still the same.
"So... I just took a trip to Kunlun and then went home..."
"Then where else do you want to go? What, don't you want to go home? Fortunately, I found the information about booking air tickets in Huahuabao, otherwise I wouldn't have known you were coming back today. I'm so angry! Why, you want to make up a lie? Why don't you just pretend to have amnesia for me?"
Jiang Fan was at a loss, feeling as if his body and soul were drifting. After a while, in order to experience the feeling again, he reached for the meat skewers.
Jiang Qi glared at him: "I remember clearly what I wanted to eat. I really don't want to give it to you. Feeding Big Big Wolf is better than giving it to you!"
"Hui... Big Big Wolf?"
"Ah, you little bitch, you are nothing like you. You went out to play with those little bitches downstairs."
Jiang Qi became angrier as she spoke: "Tell me, what are you thinking? Are you short of money, or are you deliberately leaving us behind? Huh? Tell me honestly, are you going behind Sister An Qi's back? Is there someone outside? I heard that your office There is a new female teacher with big breasts and no brains. She really wants to have an office romance with you..."
At this point, Jiang Fan clearly felt a beam of murderous light coming towards her. An Qi's black-rimmed glasses could not hide the ferocity in her heart.
Jiang Fan felt guilty. Just as he was about to say something, his mind fell into a trance again, as if he heard the owner of those eyes calling: "Come back——"
However, An Qi didn't seem to say anything, and Jiang Qi didn't seem to hear anything. She was still using her own logic to speculate on the Kunlun story between him and her busty colleague, naturally mixed with all kinds of cynicism.
Jiang Fan felt guilty, but he always felt that his mind was confused and he was out of his mind.
"Stop, stop, Qiqi...did I really just go on a trip to Kunlun and come back?"
"I want to ask you this, right? My dear brother?" Jiang Qi sneered.
Jiang Fan frowned, "...I mean, it's that simple? Didn't go anywhere else? Didn't anything happen in the middle?"
Jiang Qi was confused by his question and reached out to touch his forehead: "What did you say? You have a fever? Where are you going? What's going to happen in the middle?"
"Huh!" An Qi suddenly snorted: "Something did happen. You forgot that the dean of their department called just now and said that this guy was missing in Kunlun for a day and had a fever when he came back. A bunch of nonsense that no one else understands."
Jiang Qi suddenly realized: "Ah - yes, I almost forgot. They said you were hysterical and talking nonsense. Tell me about the Empress of Qin, the Five Hegemons of the Warring States Period, and the Three Holy Lands? Did you find any monuments in Kunlun? ? Wasn’t the Qin State the First Emperor? Wasn’t the Warring States Period the Seven Heroes? The Five Hegemons were from the Spring and Autumn Period, right? You love history so much, you shouldn’t have made this common sense mistake. Are you really confused..."
"These are all things I said when I had a fever?"
"Yeah, I heard that the fever was 40 degrees, which scared Sister An Qi and I. It's all your fault. It's all your fault for not taking us with you. You are so careless. You never know how to bring a medical first-aid kit when traveling... "
Jiang Fan listened in a daze and felt an indescribable feeling in his heart. What happened? He had been missing for a day? Talking nonsense? Is everything just an illusion caused by my own fever? Or... it may have happened, but the long time in the impression was actually just one day? And he has returned...
