I am a man. I dressed up as a woman just to get close to you through Lin Zhaoji. Who knew you would actually take advantage of me?
I want to support you as a chess piece, but you actually want my body?
The chills came one after another, and I almost drowned myself in goosebumps.
But Gu Qingshan was still laughing wildly: "Hahaha, hahaha, I have a biological mother, I can't live... I can't live... Concubine Jiang, the prince and concubine... Hahaha... you are getting married... …”
Jiang Fan shuddered, then came to his senses and kicked him: "Don't laugh so damn hard, do you want to piss me off to death?"
Gu Qingshan almost lost his breath: "...I, I said...Miss Jiang, you can think about it...he is a prince..."
"Prince, I'm still a king. Where's the emperor's husband?"
Jiang Fan said angrily.
"Ah..." Only then did Gu Qingshan realize what he was saying, "That's right. I fell into a trap by choosing him... I asked, how did you reply to Sima Jing?"
Gu Qingshan was very curious, after all, this kind of thing was an anecdote throughout the ages.
Jiang Fan snorted: "Fortunately, I didn't get confused at the time. I said directly that I belong to Nangong, so why should I be in trouble? I shouldn't do what he thinks. Please respect yourself."
"Well, well, okay, okay, this is playing hard to get. Although the tricks are old-fashioned, they are easy to use... However, if I were the eldest prince, I would have to taste the word "should" carefully. I will probably think that you are fishing. "
"I love fishing, so I know how to fish. Why! You look like a lunatic."
Gu Qingshan was overjoyed, "I've never seen fishing like this. I didn't bite the real bait, but I bit the fishing rod in one bite. Hahaha..."
Jiang Fan kicked him hard: "Okay, okay, don't laugh so much, it's annoying."
Nangong Xin doesn't know about this yet, and it won't be much better once he finds out, so don't fucking complain about it on the spot.
However, Mr. Jiang's troubles had just begun. As Gu Qingshan's face changed, he turned over and hid behind the screen, and Nangong Xin hurried over.
At this time, Nangong Xin's face looked very weird. He pursed his lips tightly and puffed up, as if he was holding a big breath, and his face turned purple.
Jiang Fan was stunned: "What's wrong? Why do you look like this?"
As soon as he opened his mouth, Nangong Xin snorted, "Wow hahaha... I can't live... hahaha..."
Almost rolling on the floor.
Mr. Jiang is confused. What's going on? Are everyone going crazy today? Isn't it possible that he also heard about this?
Mr. Jiang's face darkened, and his fingers trembled with anger.
"Get out of here! Tell me what's going on!"
Nangong Xin held his stomach and was happy for a long time, and then he said out of breath: "... I... Young Master... Haha, hahaha, Young Master, someone has come to propose marriage."
Propose marriage? Jiang Fan felt something was wrong at that time. Did the eldest prince move so fast?
"Who proposed marriage? What kind of marriage?"
Nangong Xin pressed his abdomen and said with force: "Jing'an... Jing'an County Sheriff, sent someone to propose marriage to my son Mu Qiuyun... Xiang, propose marriage to Young Master... Pfft! Hahaha..."
Mr. Jiang's vision immediately went dark, and he almost didn't make a mistake.
"...You, what the hell did you say?"
Nangong Xin finally held back his laughter, coughed a few times and said seriously: "The governor of Jing'an County, Mu Qiuyun, met Miss Jiang Ruochen at the Meiyuan Poetry Recital a few days ago. He was astonished and fell in love with me. I specially invited my father to come to me." My house is willing to pay ten times the price to compensate this young master and propose marriage for his precious son..."
Oh, let me go——
Mr. Jiang's heart collapsed and his vision turned black.
What is this?
"You...how the hell did you cope?"
Nangong Xin rubbed his face: "Well... let me tell you, according to the relationship between me and County Sheriff Mu, it is not impossible to bear the pain and part ways... except... I have to listen to Miss Jiang's wishes..."
Jiang Fan felt pain in his heart and kicked him without holding back.
Nangong Xin became a gourd at that time.
However, he still got up quickly and said with force: "Master, what do you say about this matter... Just give me an attitude..."
Your attitude is as big as your grandma’s! Mr. Jiang said angrily: "Get him as far away from me as possible! Tell him and say that Miss Jiang disagrees!"
Nangong Xin said: "That can't be done. Mr. Mu is here too. That's called obsession. He said he didn't think about food or tea when he went back. He didn't sleep for three days and three nights. As soon as he closed his eyes, he could see Miss Jiang's peerless face. Her whole body He has lost a lot of weight. If he refuses... I'm afraid he will faint on the spot..."
"You won't do anything to me even if you die!" Mr. Jiang was trembling with anger and wanted to yell.
"Master, Master, calm down, business matters are important. Your identity cannot be revealed at the moment. Let's figure out how to deal with it first."
Nangong Xin quickly comforted him.
Mr. Jiang gasped for breath, and it took him a long time to regain his breath: "Well, in this case, you tell him... just say what Miss Jiang said, it's the first time we meet, I don't understand, we can talk about it later."
Nangong Xin smacked his lips: "It's a delaying strategy, but it's inevitable that Mr. Mu will stalk you in the future. Mr...."
His eyes were strange: "It's not easy for you."
Jiang Fan waved his hands angrily: "We'll talk about the future later. Don't bother me here. Go and send me away."
Nangong Xin held back his laughter and backed out. When he walked to the door, he said, "Sir, what I told you last time was that I wanted to learn this craft..."
"Bang!" A teapot smashed over and smashed into pieces on the door frame. Nangong Xin shrank his neck and Sayazi ran away.
After he went out for a long time, Jiang Fan remembered that there was someone hiding behind the screen. Why didn't he come out?
He walked over in confusion, walked around behind the screen and took a look, and was stunned.
The man was actually lying on the bed, covering his mouth with one hand and pressing his abdomen with the other. His eyes turned white, foaming at the mouth, and he was obviously laughing...
Mr. Jiang had a death wish at that time.
After seven, seven or ninety-eight consecutive five-scented lotus kicks, the distraught Gu Qingshan was kicked back to his soul.
"Don't worry...don't move...please let me lie down for a while, my chest hurts..."
Gu Qingshan was obviously suffocated, almost to death.
This is the funniest thing he has heard or seen in his life, bar none, absolutely!
I guess I can rely on this joke for the rest of my life.
Mr. Jiang also feels that his future is bleak, and he will most likely be ridiculed by this guy for the rest of his life.
You said that the method you thought of at the beginning was not good, and you had to use this method. It's grandma's fault. It's all Nangong Xin's fault. If he hadn't reminded me, I wouldn't have done it.
Yes, it's his fault. Nangong Mafu is waiting for me. Every time someone makes a joke about me from now on, I'll give you a fucking slap to vent your anger!
After fuming secretly for a long time, Gu Qingshan finally sat up, crawled back to the table, and poured a pot of tea mouth to mouth.
"I said, no matter what happens, you have got your wish. Sima Jing values you so much now, so don't do things too conveniently."
