"Hehe... Master... I said, your secret book is amazing, how come I have never heard of it? This is a unique magical skill. I just experienced a little bit and I broke through the great master. It's amazing... This rare magical skill can actually Pass it on to me, you are so kind to me..."
Jiang Fan turned his head and looked at his apprentice with dull eyes: "Does your balls hurt?"
"It hurts..." Meng Yi grinned.
"Oh, think about your balls, and then think about whether the master treats you well..."
…
"Pfft——" Yu Wencheng couldn't hold it in any longer and finally burst into laughter.
Jiang Fan slowly turned his head to look at her: "Cheng Xin, this set of exercises is the most suitable for strengthening the body. You can practice it and it will be of great benefit. Wait until your useless senior brother heals Dandan's injury and let him teach you. You."
Eggy... Eggy’s injury? Yu Wencheng couldn't care less about his shyness. He couldn't control it anymore. He laughed and slapped the table, tears welling up in his eyes.
Jiang Fan weakly pointed to the door: "Take your useless senior brother and disappear from my eyes..."
——
Well, because of the Tiedan leg-breaking incident, "Three Kingdoms", which was originally scheduled to start in two months, has been postponed indefinitely again.
The outside world didn't know what was going on. Although they didn't dare to harass the prince, there were all kinds of unhappiness everywhere. The servants of the prince's palace were often pulled over and questioned while walking on the street. Being harassed to such an extent that it was no longer possible, Gu Beiyan had no choice but to have someone declare the prince's body. If you are sick, please go buy a book and read it. During this period, you will get a 10% discount on books.
It can only be regarded as a consolation. Although there are books to read, the second volume has not been released yet, and Jiang Fan's stories are so interesting and emotional, which is a different feeling from reading.
But there is no way, the current Jiang Fan is no longer the waiter he used to be. He is the king of freedom, who can force him? Many people think that there is probably no chance.
"I didn't expect you to be a storyteller. Tell me when you can."
Lin Nanyan peeled off a hot egg and applied hot compress to Mr. Jiang's red and swollen feet.
"Unexpectedly? It seems that I know a lot about me the first day I met you." Jiang Fan said while lying on an armchair and eating grapes.
"That's it, that's it, who is the young master? Known as the Jade-Faced Little Flying Dragon, he is the most talented man in the world. He is omnipotent, omnipotent, omnipotent...use his best!"
Mr. Jiang spit out half a grape and stuck it on Lin Nanyan's forehead: "If you don't know how to use words, just say less."
The latter actually picked it up and threw it into his mouth: "Hmm...it tastes like a young man..."
Jiang Fan lamented: "Do you have any unique insights into taste?"
Lin Nanyan licked her lips: "Master, do you want your shoes back? Don't worry, there's no chance!"
Jiang Fan:......
"Is Paradise City okay?"
Lin Nanyan paused in her hands: "Everything is fine, but when do you plan to let them know the truth?"
Jiang Fan lowered his head and looked at her: "This is not the time."
Lin Nanyan nodded and suddenly smiled: "But the turmoil left by the young master has not subsided yet. People everywhere are talking about you over drinks, and a lot of people are thinking about you. Especially Mengchanjuan and Luan. Feifei, I miss you more than the golden wind and jade dew."
Jiang Fan laughed: "Forget it, it's like a bone-scraping steel knife. My little arms and legs can't stand the torture."
Lin Nanyan chuckled: "Didn't the young master say that he is not yet an adult? When he becomes an adult, he should be the first one to give me the advantage."
"Go! Nothing formal!"
"What the hell, what's wrong with Xiao Qi? Do you like Meng Chanjuan?"
Jiang Fan waved his hand: "It's nothing, don't make blind assumptions."
Lin Nanyan curled her lips: "We've been together thousands of miles apart, and yet we're talking about nothing."
"You can't think about anything else all day long..." Jiang Fan was also speechless.
Lin Nanyan licked her lips: "You can't take advantage of that witch Luan Feifei first. I heard that she often calls your name with other men."
Thinking of the Saixue Enchantress who wouldn't get out of bed, Jiang Fan put his hand on his forehead: "It's fatal..."
"It's so charming and sexy to the core that it can really kill a man."
Jiang Fan laughed: "Those in the South City Tower are almost like old bacon."
"It has long since rotted away, and only a few skeletons are left, which are hanging so swaying that it makes people look at them at night."
"Where is the person behind it?"
"Killed, sixty-seven, but there were some strange people, and two escaped."
"Well..." Jiang Fan nodded: "Don't underestimate this world. There are many strange people and strange people. Have you figured out their origins?"
"It's clear. It's in my hand. I'll show it to you whenever you want. Some people..." She said meaningfully: "They have a lot of background..."
Jiang Fan curled his lips: "No matter what his background is! You said it one by one, wouldn't it be better to just stay here? Why do you have to force me to do this? I'm sick!"
Lin Nanyan smiled sweetly: "Yes, I am very ill. But when it comes to background, who is more powerful than you now? Da Qin is called the King of Xiaoyao. Really, I don't know what your family thinks. The whole world is shocked. ”
Jiang Fan was speechless: "It's okay. It's not like you don't know her. She can't stop her from doing what she wants to do. I'm warning you, be careful what you say. Don't look at her doing this to me. She may not do it to you."
"I know, I know." Lin Nanyan rolled her eyes lazily: "I can't afford to offend him, just stay away."
"Well, well, I really can't afford to offend her. She often comes here mysteriously, and I'm afraid you'll get into trouble by jumping up and down all day long."
"No, no, I have to be measured." Lin Nanyan said nonchalantly.
"Have you got everything I want?"
Lin Nanyan nodded: "We're all here, don't worry about me doing the work."
Jiang Fan curled his lips: "You? You are the one I am most worried about."
Lin Nanyan pouted, "Xiao Qi cares about you the most. It makes me sad to say this."
Jiang Fan suddenly looked at her meaningfully: "I hope you really have your heart..."
Lin Nanyan paused for a moment in her hands, then smiled and said: "Didn't the young master once tell Feng Ya that being passionate is always more painful than being heartless. Being intentional... is always more painful than not being unintentional. Since it is painful..." She said lightly: "You have to do it with intention. What?"
Jiang Fan was silent for a long time: "There are still many beautiful things in the world..."
"The world is a purgatory. Young Master, you once said that hell is actually in the human world."
Jiang Fan sighed: "How can I save you?"
Lin Nanyan smiled: "Young Master also said that if you can't wake up a person who pretends to be asleep, naturally... you can't save someone who wants to die."
"You...just choke me to death with my words."
"Hehe... I just like to see you helpless."
Lin Nanyan winked at him playfully and swallowed the cold eggs into her mouth. Jiang Fan rolled his eyes.
After chewing it and swallowing it, she kept smashing it into her mouth.
"I..." Jiang Fan was really speechless.
"Xiao Qi, give the young master another massage. It'll be done soon."
Just as Jiang Fan was about to speak, he suddenly frowned.
"A massage is a massage, don't be so fumbling!"
