"Boy, when are you going to have sex with someone else? It's not a problem to squeeze in with me every day."
The old guy was half lying on the bed and kicked him in disgust.
"It's all you. I'm telling you, if you cause trouble in the future, don't blame me. I'll use you as a shield to sacrifice you!" Jiang Fan said angrily.
The old guy picked his nostrils with a look of disdain: "Boy, aren't you very brave? Why, a woman scares you like this, and she makes up some excuse that she is still developing and is inconvenient to have sex. You little bastard is only sixteen this year. Years old, according to what you said, if we have sex until the age of eighteen, wouldn’t it mean that we would still have to rub my bed for two years?”
Jiang Fan said: "You think I am willing? It's dirty and smelly. I'll build another room tomorrow. I'm warning you, you'd better think about what to do when someone remembers your identity."
"What should we do?" The old guy said nonchalantly: "Langzao! You kid, don't pretend, you haven't exposed it yet?"
He smiled obscenely and said: "The red spots on that girl's face are gone, but she is a magnificent beauty. Old man, I have never seen such a beautiful girl in my life of more than a hundred years. I am taking advantage of you, kid, and you still have the nerve to follow me." Am I poor? I will tell you in the future that it will be too late for me to thank you. Even if that girl screams and kills me, I will still be able to run faster than you. Just wish yourself well."
"Thank you, don't tell me that you are seven or eight years older than me. It's totally unreliable! Old guy, sometimes I'm curious, what kind of childhood experience made you so shameless? Have you ever been abducted? , or have you been bullied?”
"Get out! It's true that I kidnapped you. Go to bed quickly! I'm going to clean up your mutt tomorrow, and you tore my shoes to pieces. You're not a good person because you have a bad mouth like you..."
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If you don't look at the face, Bai Xiaocui really surprised Jiang Fan.
She put on a fitted white dress, although it was still made of ordinary coarse cloth, but her tall and graceful figure was very conspicuous, especially her noble, cold and arrogant temperament, which made Jiang Fan feel a little ashamed of himself.
The thing is, what she's doing is a little less transcendent.
Bai Xiaocui is killing the chicken.
The unlucky chicken had been chased three times by him, and the scene was once very chaotic. Jiang Fan looked at her several times as if she was about to sacrifice the kitchen knife in her hand, and his eyelids trembled.
I finally caught it and cut its throat with a knife, but the chicken was not completely dead. The chicken feathers and blood were everywhere in the yard.
The woman's sword eyebrows twitched, as if she was angry from the heart. She picked up a three-meter-long wooden stick and used it to chop Huashan Mountain with one move. The stick broke the pot and shattered it, but the chicken was not hit.
Seeing that this man's eyes were on the shovel again, Jiang Fan quickly dropped what he was doing: "Xiao Cui, you'd better go wash your clothes first. I'll do this, I'll do it..."
Bai Xiaocui stared at the chicken and said, "What do you mean? I can't kill this beast yet?"
"No, no, no, no." Jiang Fan waved his hands quickly: "This is a dirty job. I'll do your new clothes."
These words seemed to speak to the bottom of the woman's heart. She looked at herself in white cloth and hummed. Before she left, she didn't forget to give the half-dead chicken a murderous look.
Jiang Fan just patted his chest and chanted Buddha's name.
The old guy was rocking on the recliner, drinking some wine, and couldn't help but joke when Jiang Fan looked like that: "Boy, it's okay, you will love your wife at a young age."
Jiang Fan rolled his eyes at him and looked sympathetically at the chicken that was still struggling. He thought to himself that you did not know what evil you had done in your previous life, and you will not even die a good death in this life. With a snap of his fingers, the mutt Gray Wolf jumped up and killed the chicken in just one bite.
Just now, it was also frightened, and the broken half stick was barely hanging from it, so it howled and got into the pile of firewood and trembled. Only when it saw the woman entering the house did it get out in fear.
"This dog is quite alert, but he looks a bit uglier. He doesn't show off his style, and he howls like a wolf cub. He is worthy of the name you gave him," the old guy said after taking a sip of wine. .
"I'm better than you even if I don't care. You are so stupid that you want to recruit a red wolf."
Jiang Fan carried the chicken and handled it quickly.
"What kind of allusion is this red wolf?" The old guy was quite interested. The things this kid randomly says often have some explanations, and most of them are very interesting.
"That's what the queen, the strong heroine, means. If you're bothered, go boil the water and pluck the hair later."
"Queen? Haha, that's interesting. She really has that style."
The two of them were bickering about one thing or another. Suddenly, Big Big Wolf, who was licking chicken blood on the ground, suddenly stood up and stared into the distance, making a whining sound from his mouth.
Jiang Fan immediately stopped what he was doing. He knew the behavior of Big Big Wolf very well, there must be something dangerous approaching.
The old man also got down from the lounge chair. Before he could say anything, he saw a group of people galloping along the river.
"Not officers and soldiers." The old guy looked at it and said.
"They are coming for us. Go in and tell Xiao Cui not to come out yet."
As soon as the old man entered, a group of more than a dozen men and horses rushed outside the firewood gate of the small courtyard like a whirlwind. The knights reined in their horses and made a screeching sound.
These people have fierce faces, and the weapons in their hands are not uniform. They have all kinds of things, but they are all real sharp blades.
The leader was a bald man with one eye, holding a sharp trident in his hand.
The man sat high on the horse, looked around the small courtyard, and finally laid his eyes on Jiang Fan.
"Boy, get over here!"
"Good man, what are your orders?" Jiang Fan knew that even the wooden fence with a wooden door couldn't stop him, so he opened the door and walked out happily.
"Have you seen a strange young woman recently?"
Jiang Fan quickly shook his head: "Hero, I live here and make a living by fishing. The only people at home are the old man and my wife. I haven't seen the others for a long time. Who is doing this in this barren mountain?"
"Dismount!" Bald Head ordered: "Boy, grandpas are hungry, go and prepare food."
"Okay, okay, please come to the courtyard. I just killed a chicken, and I will stew it for the heroes." The young man invited with a smile.
"Hahaha, boy, you are quite sensible." The bald man laughed and led people into the yard: "Let your mother-in-law come out."
"This...female family members are not very good..."
"Fart!" The bald man whipped Jiang Fan on the shoulder.
"Do whatever I tell you. If you don't want to die, hurry up."
Jiang Fan had no choice but to rub his shoulders and shout inside: "Xiao Cui, come out quickly and boil some water for all the good guys."
Bai Xiaocui walked out of the house, and everyone's eyes lit up.
Although she is wearing a Jingchai cloth skirt, the woman in front of her is tall and has long hair like a waterfall. She seems to be a beauty.
But as soon as Bai Xiaocui took a few steps closer, the leader frowned. Pointing at Bai Xiaocui, he said, "Your mother-in-law?"
Jiang Fan nodded: "Exactly, my daughter-in-law Bai Xiaocui."
"Bad luck! I thought she was a pretty girl, but she turns out to be poor and ugly." A fat black man carrying an ax spat.
Jiang Fan laughed along with him: "I can't help it. I make a living by fishing, but any girl with better conditions can't marry me."
The fat black man turned to look at the bald head: "Boss, this is definitely not it."
The bald man's eyes were a little cold: "Kill him, I'd rather kill ten thousand by mistake."
