Wang Xiao's accounts can make all the accountants in the commune cry.
Lin Nianhe didn't cry because she was not an accountant.
She asked, "Do you really want $10 million a year in taxes?"
"It's not that I want it, it's that Lan County needs it." Wang Xiao said seriously, "Let alone 10 million in taxes, even 100 million, I will still get a salary of 23.6 yuan every month. This is the same as me. It doesn’t matter, it’s not what I want.”
He frowned, his expression serious.
Lin Nianhe said "Hmm": "Okay, then I'll work hard and trick you more from foreigners...cheat...fool...I mean, make up for it more."
Wang Xiao: "..."
Should he pretend not to hear?
"Well, Xiao Lin, I don't have to ask for 10 million, so don't get yourself into it."
Wang Xiao was so frightened by her that she broke into cold sweat.
"Oh, that can't be done, I know better."
Lin Nianhe's clouds are calm and the wind is gentle.
"Is it true or false?"
"There are so many."
"Why don't I believe it?"
"Didn't you believe me when I said that making hair flowers can revitalize the textile factory?"
"Who said that! You are the one I trust the most from the beginning to the end! Did Li Dahe and that old man talk to you? You can't believe him. He is full of evil. Look at his bald head. I just play too many tricks and my hair doesn’t even grow anymore!”
"Xiao Lin, you are still young, and you don't know many things in the past. Come, come to my uncle's house for dinner at noon, and I will tell you in detail..."
Lin Nianhe: "..."
When men become jealous, they are more terrifying than women.
But what can she do? Uncle Wang wants to tell her gossip, and a sincere person can't resist it at all.
At lunch time, the Wang family hall.
Four side dishes and two ounces of wine.
Reminiscing about the past and gossiping.
Wang Xiao took a sip of wine, his eyes slightly blurred: "I'm not the person who speaks ill of people behind their backs—"
Lin Nianhe: "Yeah."
Generally speaking, after this sentence, it is impossible to hear another kind word.
"Let me tell you something from my heart" is the same as this sentence.
"It was so difficult when we were in school. How different are we kids now... At that time, our classrooms were leaky and our pants were leaking. In the winter, we were shivering from the cold. Let alone writing, our hands were all wet." I’m so cold that I can’t hold my pen... Li Da and that little guy, he stuffs his paws into my clothes when it’s cold, and stuffs his paws into my clothes when it’s cold... Because of him, I can’t get over my cold!”
Lin Nianhe: "..."
It turns out you were once such an uncle captain.
"We were hungry, so after class we went to dig out bird's nests and shoot sparrows. Li Dahe always said he was afraid that I would fall, but he always stepped on me to get up the tree, so forget it. Alas, I later discovered that every bird's nest There’s more than one bird egg in it!”
Lin Nianhe: "..."
It’s hard to rate, really hard to rate.
"When we were 17 or 18, Li Dahe chased the village beauty all day long, and his father-in-law chased him more than 800 times with a shovel! Xiaolin, don't you think this is shameless? Let me tell you, 2 Fang is just stupid, how can he follow a gangster..."
Lin Nianhe quickly interrupted him: "Uncle Wang, aunt is still in the kitchen!"
It’s okay to gossip, but you can’t risk your life!
Wang Xiao seemed to be strangled by the neck. He woke up instantly and swallowed all the words with a "Gah" sound.
It happened that Aunt Wang came in with a plate of fried peanuts, glanced at Wang Xiao who was blushing, snorted, sat down next to Lin Nianhe, and said to her: "Don't talk nonsense, you won't know who you are after drinking some horse urine." Now." As she said that, she picked up her chopsticks and gave Lin Nianhe the big chicken drumstick in the bowl: "Daughter, let's ignore him. Come, let's eat."
"Thank you Aunt Wang." Lin Nianhe smiled sweetly, took a bite of the chicken and swallowed it, and praised it without hesitation, "It's so delicious. Your cooking is so good. Uncle Wang is so happy."
"If you like to eat, eat more," Aunt Wang smiled softly and continued to pick up vegetables for Lin Nianhe, "You are too thin, even piggies are stronger than you."
Lin Nianhe: "..." You know how to compare.
When Aunt Wang arrived, Wang Xiao suddenly became silent. He put the wine glass aside and picked up the chopsticks to eat the rice.
Lin Nianhe suppressed his laughter and chatted with Aunt Wang.
Because of Aunt Wang's participation, Wang Xiao's bad-mouthing behavior came to an abrupt end, and the meal ended in half an hour.
"Aunt Wang, thank you for your hard work."
Before leaving, Lin Nianhe took Aunt Wang's arm and thanked her.
"Why are you so polite? Remember me. If you have nothing to do from now on, come to your aunt's house. I just like the excitement." Aunt Wang pinched Lin Nianhe's cheek with a smile.
Lin Nianhe responded generously: "Okay, definitely."
"Go and get busy. If your uncle accuses you, come and tell your aunt, and she will take care of him for you!"
"Hahaha, how could it be? Uncle Wang has always taken care of me."
Wang Xiao also had work in the afternoon and left home with Lin Nianhe.
They were walking towards the commune while talking about the future of the textile factory. Seeing that they were only ten meters away from the commune, Wang Xiao suddenly pulled Lin Nianhe and turned around and walked in the opposite direction.
"Uncle Wang?"
"Go quickly, go quickly, don't look back!"
Wang Xiao's legs jumped up very fast, as if he had seen some savage beast.
Lin Nianhe followed step by step, vaguely remembering that there seemed to be someone sitting at the door of the commune just now.
After walking two streets, Wang Xiao slowed down his steps, looked back fearfully, and breathed a sigh of relief when he saw no one chasing him.
"Uncle Wang, is your creditor here?" Lin Nianhe couldn't help but joked as this was the first time he saw Wang Xiao acting like this.
"Isn't it just a debt? I really owe her!"
Wang Xiao became angry when he thought about this. He gritted his teeth and said to Lin Nianhe: "Years ago, Duan Hongmei from the Jiuli Brigade kept complaining of stomachache, and one day she fainted in the educated youth spot. Lao He hurriedly sent him to the health center, and when he checked, he found that there was an iron ball as big as a quail egg in his stomach! Good guy, it was said that it was all stuck to the stomach."
"ah?"
Lin Nianhe was shocked.
The possibility of an adult swallowing such a big iron ball is almost zero, so this could only be...
"She just wants to use this thing to get out of hospital. Tell me, isn't this life-threatening?" Wang Xiao was so angry that his teeth itched. "The health center can't do this kind of surgery, so we have to use a big truck from a textile factory to take it to the city." Just took it out under the knife."
Lin Nianhe licked his lips, suppressed his shock and asked, "Then she was the one who was at the entrance of the commune just now? She's been like this and she hasn't been discharged yet?"
"If she is really sick, I will go through all the troubles for her. I will allow her to go home and take a long vacation at the end. But if she is so stubborn, how can I help her get medical treatment?" Wang Xiao was so worried that he chewed his teeth, " What if people who don't like to stay here imitate the same thing if word spreads about it? Where can I get so many iron balls for them to stuff into their mouths?"
The last sentence was purely an angry remark, and Lin Nianhe ignored it.
"So why did she come to the commune to find you?"
"You're just annoying me, what else can you do." Wang Xiao frowned in worry, "She was crying and making trouble, and she almost hanged herself in front of my door. She could have calmed down a little bit if I didn't go."
Lin Nianhe sighed silently.
During the long and lonely life in the countryside, many people tried their best to return to the city. Duan Hongmei was not the first person to use self-harm to achieve their goals, and she would never be the last.
