When he fell into the water for the first time, Zhao Zhuangshi thought it was because he was bent over and his center of gravity was unstable.
But Zhao Zhuangshi was shocked when he fell into the water for the second time.
A little girl who looks like a kitten can actually kick him into the river?
As a famous errand from all over the country, Zhao Zhuangshi could be bitten by the widow's dog or beaten by the young wife's man, but he could never be beaten by a little girl.
If this spreads out, how can he have the shame to act like this?
Zhao Zhuangshi attributed the second fall into the water to his own carelessness, and climbed to the shore again with a determined pace.
"Tsk, with such perseverance, doing anything is no better than being a gangster."
Lin Nianhe curled his lips and silently moved a step to the right.
The next moment, Widow Zhao arrived as promised, rushed to the river like a gust of wind, rounded her arms and slapped Zhao Zhuangshi on the head.
Zhao Zhuangshi turned three and a half times in the air before falling into the water again.
Lying in the cold river water, Zhao Zhuangshi felt as if he had just seen his mother.
No, that should be because he is too milky.
As the river water filled his mouth and nose, Zhao Zhuangshi suddenly woke up, covered his head and struggled to stand up.
"You damn bastard, why don't you give me a slap...ahem, mother."
Widow Zhao was furious when she saw his unlucky appearance. She glanced at the river water and waved to Zhao Zhuangshi with a dark face: "Come here."
Out of trust in his mother, Zhao Zhuangshi walked to the shore honestly.
However, he still kept an eye on it, walked around a big rock on the shore, and landed three or four meters away from Widow Zhao.
At this distance, even if his mother wanted to beat him, he would still have time to run away!
When the villagers rushed to the river, they saw Widow Zhao with her hands on her hips and yelling angrily.
They were all familiar with this scene, and it would happen every now and then.
Originally, when they encountered Widow Zhao scolding someone, they would stay away to avoid being implicated, but today they really couldn't bear to leave -
The sun was rising in the west, and the target of Widow Zhao's bombardment this time turned out to be her eldest son.
"...You little bastard is so evil-hearted that you are just like that damn father of yours! It's not fucking tiring for you to go to work, is it? You'll know how poor you are day by day, so I'll just follow you guys The tattered roots of the old Zhao family!”
"I've known all day long that teasing cats and dogs is not a good idea. I was better off than you if I kept the placenta and raised it!"
"If I don't whip you today, your ancestors won't even recognize that your surname is yours!"
Widow Zhao got excited about scolding, broke off a thick willow stick, and pulled it towards Zhao Zhuangshi behind the stone.
Zhao Zhuangshi was just listening to the scolding, but suddenly it was too late for him to escape.
The blow on his arm added to the injury, and he howled even more ferociously than the night before.
Li Dahe, who was about to go to the commune, heard the noise and rode over, and saw the beautiful scene of Widow Zhao beating Zhao Zhuangshi with a wicker.
He asked the villagers who were watching with interest: "What happened again?"
The villagers crossed their arms and stared at the two women: "I don't know."
Li Dahe: "..."
I don’t know why I’m so happy watching it?
He looked around and saw Lin Nianhe standing on tiptoe by the river.
Intuition told Li Dahe that this matter had nothing to do with her!
Li Dahe walked to Lin Nianhe with his hands behind his back and asked, "Xiao Lin, an educated youth, what's going on?"
Lin Nianhe: "Aunt Zhao is educating her son. Uncle Captain, please don't worry about the housework."
Li Dahe glanced at Zhao Zhuangshi, who was moaning and rolling on the ground after being beaten, and his old face wrinkled.
This was the first time in so many years that he saw Widow Zhao beating his son.
You usually behave like your ancestors, why did you suddenly think of taking care of your son today?
Lin Nianhe raised the corner of his mouth slightly and said casually: "Maybe it was what happened that day that made Aunt Zhao figure it out. Uncle Captain, we have to give Aunt Zhao a chance to correct her mistakes."
Li Dahe was also enjoying the scene of Zhao Zhuangshi being beaten, and what he was thinking suddenly came out: "How can I correct this mistake? Kill him and make another one?"
Lin Nianhe: "..."
She finally understood that everyone in the Shili Brigade was talented.
Over there, Widow Zhao was finally tired of convulsing. She put her hands on her hips and gasped, pointing at Zhao Zhuangshi's colorful face and spat: "If you dare not go to work and wander around in the future, I will beat you to death even if I am the last in the Zhao family." !”
She yelled this sentence very loudly, as if she wanted to take the opportunity to prove something to the villagers.
The villagers had just watched a merciless martial arts show, and now when they heard these words, they really believed in Widow Zhao's determination.
"Well, the old Zhao family finally figured it out. If this little brat is not taken care of well, he will definitely cause big trouble in the future."
"It's not a good situation. The young man plays tricks with cats and dogs all day long. Which girl dares to marry him?"
"No matter what, the old Zhao family is not far away from Jue Hou...ah, I mean the strong boy is going to be a bachelor!"
Lin Nianhe pursed his lips and smiled softly, seeing through it without saying anything.
When Widow Zhao heard the gossip from others, her face became hot, but she could only hold on and said to them: "It was me who was stupid and couldn't stand up to you in the past. From now on, if this kid dares to cause trouble again, you will just tie him up." , I will never say a word no!”
After all, they have been in the same village for decades, so there is always a sense of respect.
When everyone saw that she was so determined, no one added insult to injury and taunted her. They all agreed, and occasionally some praised her.
Widow Zhao and others dispersed, then came to Lin Nianhe, rubbed her hands and asked carefully: "Lin Zhiqing, are you okay? Are you scared? Don't be afraid, aunt went home and stewed the old hens at home. You suppressed the shock."
Lin Nianhe suppressed his smile and shook his head: "Aunt Zhao, you came in time. I'm fine. I was just frightened. You should keep the old hen to replenish your health. I have eaten at Aunt Wang's house."
Widow Zhao's hands trembled when she heard the word "scare".
She twitched the corner of her mouth and smiled uglier than crying: "Well, then, don't worry, my aunt will teach this brat a lesson when she goes back, and promise not to wander around in front of you again... I am also to blame for this matter today. I'm busy at work today and haven't had time to teach him a lesson, you see..."
"Then you're busy, I'll go back first." Lin Nianhe smiled slightly and met Li Dahe's eyes when he turned around.
Lin Nianhe spread his hands innocently: "Uncle Captain, if nothing happens, I'll leave."
Li Dahe smacked his teeth and said, "Okay, let's go back and rest."
He is not that fool like Sun Guanghui. Today Widow Zhao slapped her son, it is obvious that it was because of this little brat.
But...
Li Dahe thinks this is a good thing.
No matter what the reason is, without a village bully, the eldest girl and daughter-in-law in the village are finally safe.
Li Dahe waved the others away to go back to work, and after saying a few words to Widow Zhao that "a child cannot be taught anything", he quickly got on his bicycle and rushed towards the commune.
Everyone dispersed, and Zhao Zhuangshi finally recovered his breath and got up from the ground.
He covered his legs and limped to Widow Zhao's side. His tone was very plaintive: "Mom, why are you so crazy today? Why are you listening to that damn bastard? You are a step too late, I I have a wife!”
Widow Zhao only felt her head buzzing.
She turned around and slapped Zhao Zhuangshi on the head, gritting her teeth and scolding:
"Remember me, even if you are a bachelor for the rest of your life, you are not allowed to have any ideas about that little evil star!"
This wilted daughter-in-law, her old bones can't stand it!
