The marriage was discussed quickly.
Ma Yuanwai did not want his daughter to die alone. Although Jiang Ziya was poorer, he had a noble temperament.
Ma Yuanwai immediately fell in love with Jiang Ziya.
A girl from the Ma family, named Zhaodi, was born in a boudoir at the age of 66, and fell in love with Jiang Ziya at first sight.
Two days later, with the sound of gongs and drums, Jiang Ziya married Ma Zhaodi.
Then began the beautiful life of an old married couple without shame.
Two and a half days later.
Shen Gongbao met Jiang Ziya at the street corner. Jiang Ziya changed his career and started selling fruit again. His business was bleak, his face was haggard and dejected.
"Senior Brother Ziya, newlywed Yan'er, why did you abandon your little wife and go out to set up a stall?" Shen Gongbao smiled and approached the fruit stall.
When Jiang Ziya saw Shen Gongbao, he couldn't help but look embarrassed and shy, "Oh, it's hard to describe in words, it's hard to describe in words."
Jiang Ziya closed the stall early and accompanied Shen Gongbao to a tea stall to drink tea.
"Pfft!" Shen Gongbao couldn't help but spit out tea when he heard Jiang Ziya complaining.
"Senior Brother Ziya, what did you say? That girl Ma is so brave?"
Jiang Ziya sighed, "It is often said that a thirty-year-old woman is as unsatisfied as a wolf and a tiger, but at sixty-six, she is not like a tiger, but like a wild beast."
There were faint scratches on Jiang Ziya's neck and face, as if they were scratched by the tigress at home. "She is a mortal. My senior brother wanted to live a good life with her, but he couldn't bear to use magic, so he was scratched to death."
Shen Gongbao listened to Jiang Ziya's complaint and summed up the reason for Jiang Ziya's misery, "The sexual intercourse was not working, and Miss Ma was not satisfied, so the couple had conflicts."
It shouldn't be. No matter how unbearable Jiang Ziya is, he is at least a monk in the Earthly Immortal Realm. He has the appearance of a proper immortal. How can he not satisfy even a mortal?
Thinking of the body of a hundred wastes, Shen Gongbao suddenly felt relieved.
A body with hundreds of wastes means that it is not only unfit for practice, but also unbearable for sexual intercourse.
"Senior brother, it is precisely because Miss Ma is 66 years old and has not been nourished for many years that she longs for it. One is worth two." Shen Gongbao comforted.
"Alas, alas!" Jiang Ziya looked up to the sky and sighed, "What can we do about it?"
Shen Gongbao chuckled, "Senior brother, don't be anxious, wait until junior brother goes back and think of a solution."
Shen Gongbao has a small blue pill, but it is for mortals. For Jiang Ziya to use it, it must be at least an enhanced version.
"Junior brother, is there any way?" Jiang Ziya's desperate eyes shone brightly.
"We'll find out when we meet at the tea stall in two and a half days."
"Thank you for your help, junior brother. I'm very grateful."
Shen Gongbao went back to seclusion to refine medicine and make an enhanced version of the pill.
In a blink of an eye, the appointed day came.
Jiang Ziya came to the tea stall early to wait, and there were a few more scratches on his neck and face. Seeing Shen Gongbao as if he had seen a savior, he couldn't wait to ask: "Junior brother, how is it?"
Shen Gongbao smiled mysteriously, "It's done."
Then Shen Gongbao took out a hundred small blue pills. The pills were surrounded by blue light and pure Yang energy was flowing.
"Before having sex, just swallow one pill." Shen Gongbao instructed.
"Okay!" Jiang Ziya solemnly accepted the pills.
Shen Gongbao quietly took out a picture scroll from his arms, with a look of pain on his face, "Junior brother has treasured the treasure for many years, and today I will give it to senior brother. I hope senior brother will succeed soon."
Jiang Ziya just took a look at the scroll, his face instantly turned red, and his inner fire raged instantly.
"What...old man...pushing...a cart?"
Jiang Ziya is 72 years old. According to the human race, isn't he just an old man?
"What else is sitting on the lotus..."
"It's understandable to ride, is it like riding a horse?"
All in all strange.
Jiang Ziya couldn't help but blush.
"Thank you, junior brother. Junior brother will close the stall and go home today."
"Senior brother, let's go."
Jiang Ziya returned home happily.
Seeing Jiang Ziya coming back so early, Ma Zhaodi's face darkened slightly, "Why did you come back so early?"
"This is not about missing my wife."
Jiang Ziya's love words not only did not make Ma Zhaodi happy, but her face became even darker, "Besides drooling all over me, what can you do?"
Hearing the harsh words, Jiang Ziya was heartbroken and swallowed ten pills directly, "I, Jiang Shang, will bleed for shame today!"
Before it got dark, Jiang Ziya showed his majesty.
The 66-year-old girl begged for mercy again and again.
The serfs turned over and sang.
"Junior brother's little pills are really useful!"
…
For several days, Jiang Ziya was nowhere to be seen setting up a stall in the market.
Shen Gongbao couldn't see Jiang Ziya, so it was boring.
Emperor Xin has issued an edict for eight hundred princes from all over the world to come to the court to pay homage.
Jizhou Hou Suhu is already on the way, thinking that Daji will enter the court soon.
Of course, Shen Gongbao was a gentleman. Even if he died and jumped from the East China Sea, he would not have any bad thoughts towards Daji.
Just out of pure curiosity, what does Daji look like, and how good-looking can a monster who has brought disaster to the country and people be?
The days are as ordinary as water.
Until this day, in the east of Chaoge, Chentangguan is surrounded by golden light, and the spiritual energy gathers actively and coils in the sky, lingering for a long time.
Shen Gongbao looked at Chentangguan strangely, his eyes shone brightly, "My disciple is born!"
After saying that, Shen Gongbao used the golden light technique to control the ground and rushed to Chentangguan.
Chentangguan, General Military Mansion.
Mrs. Yin's groan of pain came from the delivery room, and the baby in her belly was about to be born.
Outside the delivery room, in the entrance corridor, Li Jing was walking around with a mixed look on his face.
"I went to Beihai to train for several years, and my wife unexpectedly got pregnant?"
"I'm pregnant just because I'm pregnant, and I've been pregnant for three years?"
Everyone in the General Military Mansion kept silent and did not dare to talk about Mrs. Yin's pregnancy.
Everyone did not dare to say anything, as if they saw the green grassland above the head of the Commander-in-Chief, it was not horses galloping, but thousands of horses galloping.
"Fuck!" The more Li Jing thought about it, the more uncomfortable it became, and he felt extremely depressed.
Human beings conceive in ten months and a baby is born. This is an eternal and well-known thing.
The wife was pregnant for three years and six months before giving birth.
"Is this a human race?"
Li Jing's eyes were about to burst and he was pacing back and forth.
Suddenly, the voices in the delivery room became quiet.
Mrs. Yin gave birth.
Li Jing was puzzled, "Why don't you see the baby crying?"
The two women ran out in panic, "Sir, Madam... Madam is giving birth to... giving birth..."
"gave birth?"
"gave birth."
"Is it a boy or a girl?"
Po Wen looked like she was crying, "Madam gave birth to a ball..."
Li Jing's expression suddenly changed, "Monster!"
Then he saw Li Jing rush into the house quickly, and saw with his own eyes that the thing wrapped in the delivery cloth was not a baby, but a flesh ball, emitting a dense spiritual light.
In Li Jing's eyes, there was no aura, it was clearly a demonic light!
Li Jing's heart suddenly surged with anger. Stars flashed in his eyes. He raised his sword and slashed at the meat ball. He said angrily: "Monster, I won't let you live!"
The sword was sharp, exuding the evil spirit from fighting in the mountain of corpses and sea of blood, with a cold light flashing as it slashed towards the flesh ball.
At the critical moment.
A voice sounded outside the house, "Leave the ball under the sword!"
As the voice fell, a stream of light flashed into the room.
Then I saw a Taoist wearing black mysterious clothes taking the white blade with his bare hands.
The Taoist wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "Hey, this poor Taoist came just in time."
pS: I wrote this in a hotel next to the hospital. My computer crashed three times and I felt paralyzed.