"Don't leave in a hurry. The storyteller from Yujing Tower will give another lecture today."
"What, haven't we already finished talking about Mad King's battle with Mountain King and Xi Wusheng?"
"Not these two, but a new one. I heard that Mad Lord killed someone again?"
"Killed again? Who did he kill? It couldn't be a few little robbers!"
"The mad king's men will not kill unknown people. Besides, if they are just a few little thieves, is it worth arranging a special show at Yujing Tower?"
"It makes sense, stop talking, let's start... It's actually You Lao who is here. You Lao only performs two or three times a month. This time we caught up with him. This trip is not in vain!"
"Snapped……"
At this time, a gavel sounded, and the hustle and bustle in Yujing Tower suddenly disappeared, and you could hear a needle drop.
"The ancient road to Yunxia is high and dangerous, and the immortals and gods cannot overcome the evil spirits;"
"The mad king shocked Yunxia with one punch, and the thirteen evil corpse thieves disappeared."
You Lao is a hale and hearty old man with white hair and beard. He obviously possesses martial arts skills and is of a high level. His voice is loud and clear, and his opening poem is so majestic that the whole Yujing Tower can hear it clearly. .
"Today, I am going to talk about the mad king Ye Qing, who killed thirteen immortal evil thieves with one punch on the Yunxia Ancient Road."
"What, the thirteen immortal evil thieves? How is this possible? The immortal evil thieves' bodies are as hard as stone, and their lives are as hard as mysterious insects. Even if their heads are cut off and cut into pieces, they can still come back to life. How can they die? Or was he killed with one punch?"
"Shh, don't talk, listen to Mr. You..."
"By the way, that day, after Kuang Jun killed Xi Wusheng in Wanfu Town, he walked eastward to the Yunxia Ancient Road."
Mr. You explained: "Everyone knows that this Yunxia Ancient Road is the most steep ancient plank road in Wei State. It winds up the mountain and spans two peaks. It is extremely steep. It is known as the Yunxia Ancient Road, which is difficult for gods to cross. Therefore, The Yunxia Ancient Road is also said to be difficult to cross for immortals."
"Of course, the reason why the Yunxia Ancient Road is dangerous, in addition to the steep terrain, is also an important reason why the thirteen immortal evil thieves are there."
"Speaking of these thirteen immortal evil thieves, I think everyone knows better than I do. These thirteen people are real masters, but they do not follow the right path. They kill people, set fires, and rob homes. They do all kinds of evil and are despised by others. It is only because of their extremely high strength that these thirteen people , the martial arts he practiced were so powerful that he was extremely difficult to kill. He was once hunted down by hundreds of people from famous sects such as Lingxiao City, Wuliang Mountain, Lanke Temple, etc., including many semi-saint masters, but even so, they could not be captured or killed. These thirteen people show how strong they are.”
"Do you know why?"
You Lao looked at everyone, took a sip of tea, moistened his throat, and continued: "This is about the skills practiced by the thirteen immortal evil thieves."
"These thirteen immortal evil thieves practice two kinds of magical skills, one is the magical skill of one-pass, and the other is the immortal evil body. This magical skill of one-pass can concentrate the power of thirteen people on one person, greatly increasing their strength in a short period of time. Each of the thirteen immortal evil thieves is a real person, and together, the thirteen of them are consistent and can rival a half-saint."
"As for this immortal evil body, it uses the evil and dead energy between heaven and earth to temper its body, turning itself into a zombie-like body with an indestructible body. At the same time, this immortal evil body has another characteristic, that is, it can The injuries suffered by one person are evenly distributed among the other twelve people. Therefore, any fatal injuries, even if the head is severed or the body is quartered, will become insignificant after the damage is shared. This is also the reason why the immortal evil thief is immortal. It is precisely by relying on these two magical skills that the Thirteen Immortal Evil Thieves can run rampant and dominate the world."
"So this is ah!"
"What a wicked martial arts!"
Hearing this, everyone in the teahouse exclaimed. This was undoubtedly a secret. If You Lao hadn't told him, they would have never known that there was such a weird technique in the world.
"Pa... Let's get back to the topic. When Mad Lord arrived at the Yunxia Ancient Road, a group of thirteen immortal evil thieves who had been lying in wait for a long time and relied on the advantage of the terrain rose up to attack him."
You Lao patted the gavel and brought everyone's attention back: "Faced with the siege of the thirteen undead evil thieves, the mad king held a wine pot in one hand and a dead branch in the other. He used a piece of dead branch to break through all the evil thieves. All dharmas, within ten feet, it is difficult for evil thieves to approach."
"As the saying goes, a pot of turbid wine and a dead branch can defeat all evil forces. Even if the thirteen immortal evil thieves tried their best, they could not defeat the mad king."
"With no choice but to use their trump card, the Thirteen Immortal Evil Thieves used their consistent magical skills to concentrate all their power into the body of the Immortal Evil Thief Boss. His power reached the level of a semi-saint, and he opened his mouth to drink up all the clouds in the sky, carrying the power of the clouds. The power of the sky turned into thirteen palms, which destroyed the sky and attacked Mad Lord."
"Well, that crazy king, facing the power of the evil thief Yunxia, the power to destroy the sky, he showed disdain, laughed loudly, took a sip of wine, and said with a smile that Yunxia is not wine and should not be drunk. I am invincible and I will rule the roost. After that, he It's a punch delivered."
"With just one punch, the vast clouds were dispersed, the thirteen evil thieves died, and the hundred-mile ancient cloud road was turned into powder."
As soon as these words came out, there was silence for a long time inside and outside the Yujing Tower, and you could hear a pin drop.
Everyone's eyes were wide open and their mouths were half-opened, as if they wanted to say something but didn't know what to say. Various emotions were mixed on their faces, making it complicated and difficult to understand.
You Lao seemed to be very satisfied with everyone's performance. With a slight smile on his face, he leaned on the chair and sipped tea, looking leisurely.
"You Lao, didn't you say that the immortal evil bodies cultivated by the thirteen immortal evil thieves can share the damage? How come you were killed with one punch?"
After a long silence, someone said in confusion.
"Because of Mad Lord's punch, it was far beyond the limit that the Thirteen Immortal Evil Thieves could withstand. The power of one punch, even if shared among thirteen people, was still unbearable. Therefore, with one punch, the Thirteen Immortals would not be able to bear it. All evil thieves will die.”
You Lao put down the teapot in his hand and said leisurely: "After killing the thirteen undead evil thieves, Mad Lord drank all the wine in the pot in one gulp and said with a smile that the clouds were dispersed with one punch. I am here to stay overnight."
"Wine is drunk, people are killed, and the mad king walks away on the wind, but the ancient Yunxia Road has become the clouds and smoke of the past."
After saying that, Mr. You drank the tea in the pot in one gulp, stood up and left the table: "If you were dozens of years younger, you would definitely go and meet this crazy king for a while. It's a pity that you are old. It's a pity. "
Before the sound fell, Mr. You had already disappeared.
After You Lao left, no one left the Yujing Tower, but it became more and more lively.
"Yunxia is not wine and should not be drunk. I am invincible and should rule the roost. How arrogant and domineering..."
"With one punch, all the clouds are dispersed. I am here for a long night without knowing it. I am wild and unruly. I am worthy of the name of a mad king..."
"How arrogant, how proud, Mad Lord Ye Qing, he truly deserves his reputation!"
"Kill the Marquis of Jin Yi, defeat the Snow Sword Immortal, defeat the Mountain King with one move, destroy the martial arts student with force, kill the thirteen evil thieves with his fists... The power of the mad king is invincible to a semi-saint."
"Yes, if there is no Half-Saint on the Earth Ranking, who can fight!"
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For a time, everyone in Yujing Tower sighed with admiration.
