"Hey, monk, you are wrong. We are like phoenixes without feathers, not as good as chickens. We are really not as good as my brother."
Yipou chuckled and said: "The most important thing is that although my brother is not in a high realm, he has extremely deep blessings. If anyone can help us get out of trouble, I am the most promising one."
"Perhaps, the commotion outside now is caused by my brother. He is the best at causing trouble."
"When it comes to causing trouble, who can be better than you, the old Taoist priest?"
The monk twisted the beads and said in a slightly sarcastic tone: "If you weren't greedy, old Taoist priest, why would we be like this?"
"Hey, monk, we have to speak according to our conscience. When I proposed it, you didn't refuse it, right?"
Yipo said angrily: "And when I heard that there was a treasure here, you ran much faster than me!"
"It's not all the old Taoist priest who bewitched you."
The monk said calmly: "Amitabha, this poor monk mistakenly believed the slander."
"That Tianzun Wuliang...monk, you are so shameless."
The poor man cursed: "Speaking of misbelief and slander, I am the one who misbelieved and slandered me. If you hadn't invited me here, monk, I would still be lying in the Taoist temple drinking wine and listening to songs. , why are you trapped here and still have to marry a female ghost?"
"It's not slander. The poor monk just stated a fact. It's just you, the old Taoist, who is unsettled."
The monk remained calm and calm, not angry at Yipou's words.
"My Taoist mind is not stable, but your Zen mind is stable, monk?"
Yipou said jokingly: "If you, monk, had a Zen mind and were devoted to the Buddha, you wouldn't eat, drink, go whoring and gamble. You would be kicked out of Buddhism because of all the five poisons."
"That's right, Monk Wuding!"
"Amitabha, it is precisely because the poor monk's Zen mind is unsettled that he has to go deep into the world of desire, experience the five poisons of the world, and finally reach the other shore of no color, no desire, no anger, no delusion, and transcendence."
Monk Wuding said seriously: "If I don't go to hell, who will?"
"Tsk, tsk, if I didn't know you so well, I would have believed you."
Yipou chuckled and said, "But that's all we have to say. Why don't you marry that female ghost? It will fulfill your wish and if we don't go to hell, who will go to hell?"
"The poor monk also wanted to use his body to save the female benefactor, but it's a pity that the female benefactor did not fall in love with the poor monk, but you, the old Taoist priest!"
Monk Wuding said regretfully: "In terms of appearance, you are not as good as the poor monk, in terms of talent and learning, you are not as good as the poor monk, and in terms of cultivation, you are not as good as the poor monk, but the female donor has taken a fancy to you. What can you do? What can you do!"
"Bah, the only thing I am not as good as you, monk, is my shame."
Yipou smiled and scolded: "When it comes to shamelessness, even ten of me can't compare to you, monk."
"Why don't you call me Wu Ding? Just call me shameless. You are shameless and invincible!"
"Amitabha……"
Monk Wuding was about to say something, but his expression suddenly changed slightly.
The next moment, I heard a strange song coming from outside the small courtyard:
"Put on my red wedding dress and apply my red rouge;"
"Comb my long hair and wear my golden walking stick;"
"Farewell to my parents and board my red sedan chair."
"Walking on the road, anxious and uneasy;"
"Welcome me into the hall and follow me to worship heaven and earth."
"Enter the bridal chamber with three bows and sit upright under the red candlelight;"
"Take off my red hijab and drink a glass of wine from me;"
"Hold my slender hand, and we will grow old together."
Amidst the faint singing, more and more white lanterns with black characters in the darkness were flying slowly around the small courtyard. Where the lanterns shined, there seemed to be a woman wearing a red wedding dress, looming.
What's even weirder is that, with the faint singing, the candlelight in the small courtyard becomes darker and darker, as if being eroded by darkness. On the contrary, the red wedding robe on Yipou's body becomes more solid, and the word "囍" becomes darker and weirder.
Seeing this, Monk Wuding sat upright, playing Buddha beads with his hands and chanting Buddhist sutras. The candlelight in the room slowly became brighter and brighter. A Buddha appeared in the sky above the small courtyard, holding a seal in one hand and holding flowers in the other to exorcise evil spirits and suppress demons.
After about ten breaths, the faint singing outside the small courtyard slowly disappeared, the lanterns also disappeared into the darkness, and the quiet outside the courtyard returned.
"call……"
After the calm outside the small courtyard returned, Monk Wu Ding exhaled a breath of turbid air, his face turned slightly pale. The candlelight in the room dimmed instantly, and the Buddha above the small courtyard also disappeared.
"The Buddha Bone Courtyard can last at most three more days. After three days, it will be unable to stop the female ghost." Monk Wuding said worriedly.
It seems that they were unlucky. More than a month ago, when he and Yipou were looking for opportunities in West Kunlun, they accidentally noticed a treasure soaring into the sky, so they looked for it. Unexpectedly, it was a white skeleton covered with wedding clothes.
That precious light came from that wedding dress.
So, in the spirit of not taking advantage of the bastard, Ippo took away the wedding dress. Of course, maybe because of his uneasy conscience, Ippo buried the bones and built a tomb for it.
Unexpectedly, something strange happened that night.
A poor man dreamed of a woman wearing a red wedding dress, calling him husband and promising to marry him.
Yipou, who had been a bachelor all his life, was immediately frightened and woke up.
Then, he was horrified to find that a red wedding robe appeared on his body, which was the same one that Yipo had worn before.
No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't take off the wedding robe.
Not only that, Yipo and Monk Wuding also discovered that they seemed to be trapped in something strange, surrounded by endless darkness.
Both of them are extraordinary. Although their realm has fallen now, they were still famous people in the world at the time, with extraordinary vision and means. Otherwise, they would not have been able to find the legendary Kunlun Ruins and enter it.
Therefore, the two of them easily left Weirdness with their magical powers and secret techniques.
Unexpectedly, the next night, the wedding woman found them again, and they were once again caught up in the strangeness.
The two of them worked together and escaped once again.
Next, the woman in the wedding dress becomes a nightmare for the two of them. No matter where they escape, no matter what methods they use, the woman in the wedding dress can find them, and her strange power becomes stronger every time.
In the end, as it is now, the two of them are trapped in the strangeness and cannot leave.
Fortunately, Monk Wu Ding has a Buddhist treasure, that is, the small courtyard in front of him is called the Buddha Bone Small Courtyard. It is an ancient artifact that Monk Wu Ding refined using the Buddha bone relics of dozens of enlightened monks. It has powerful power. endless.
Of course, Monk Wuding also defected from Lanke Temple.
Yes, Monk Wuding was originally from Lanke Temple, one of the two Buddhist temples. Compared with Baima Temple's transcendental Buddhism, which accepts disciples and followers, Lanke Temple pays attention to escapist Buddhism, has few disciples, and is more mysterious.
Of course, although Lanke Temple has few disciples and rarely shows up, no one dares to underestimate Lanke Temple.
