"Alas, poor baby, you look like an orphan at first glance. You must have eaten too much when you were a child. Your parents couldn't afford to raise you, so they abandoned you. Tsk, tsk, what a sin, abandoning you, this Aren’t you bringing harm to others?”
"Sir, if I were your father, I would find a manhole and throw you into it. Anyway, it will be a waste of food when you grow up."
Zhou Hengshan was so angry that his face turned purple and veins appeared on his hands.
Tu Yulei, An Fangfang and others looked weird and couldn't laugh even if they wanted to. After all, they were people who had read books about sages. How could they laugh at others at will unless they couldn't help it.
Hong Jianglong didn't have so many scruples. He grinned and laughed.
"Why are you laughing? Your mouth is as cracked as a gourd."
Hearing laughter, the villain turned to look at Hong Jianglong: "Do you think you are better than that fat black guy? Humph, a bastard and a turtle are just the same thing."
Hong Jianglong's laughter stopped suddenly and he looked at the villain.
"Whatever you are looking at, I am talking about you. You are so stupid. You are tall and thick, but at first glance you are just tall and not smart. In my opinion, you are not as good as that fat black man. That fat man." Although it looks like a waste of food and takes up space, it still has some brains. As for you, with your big head, you are actually taking up extra space, which is useless."
The villain said in rapid succession.
Hong Jianglong's face was gloomy, his fists were clenched and his fingers were crackling.
The same goes for Zhou Hengshan. If you scold Hong Jianglong, then scold Hong Jianglong. Why do you involve me?
"Hey, you still want to hit me, little boy, come on, come and hit me, if you don't dare to come, you're mine!" Seeing Hong Jianglong's expression, the villain became even more proud and shouted.
"Can I hit him?!" Hong Jianglong gritted his teeth and said, he couldn't bear it anymore.
"Brother Hong, please be patient." Lei Xiaodan stopped Hong Jianglong with a wry smile.
"That's right, Jiang Long, be more generous. Why should you be as knowledgeable as a trick weapon?"
"It's just untrue words, why bother."
Tu Yulei and An Fang also comforted him.
"Hey, you three sanctimonious hypocrites are pretending. I can tell at a glance that you are not good people. Who asked you to help?"
The villain didn't appreciate it at all, Quan Tu mocked: "He is a third-level cripple with only a head but no brain. Even if I give him both hands and feet, I can kill him with just his head."
Tu Yulei: "..."
An Fangfang: "..."
I have a bad temper, so I won’t stop him. I’ll subdue the dragon and go ahead and beat him up.
"Ahem... Xiaodan, what is this?" King Yong forgot about his grief at this time, couldn't help but poke Lei Xiaodan, and said in a low voice.
"You are a toy, you are a toy, your whole family is a toy." Although King Yong said softly, the villain still heard him: "Also, if you want to say it, just speak louder, say it so quietly , you haven’t eaten, or you are still weak.”
"Oh, looking at you looking like you're overindulging, you must have been hollowed out."
"Tsk, tsk, look at your age, you must be in your seventies or eighty; look at you like this, you have to be supported when you walk, and you are still looking for flowers and willows, can you do it? I guess even if you put the most beautiful woman in the world, Are you feeling powerless in front of you?"
"So, you bad old man, you'd better buy a coffin quickly, lie in bed and wait for death. It's better to leave things like finding flowers and asking willows to us young people."
"Hiss..."
Almost everyone took a breath, this villain's mouth is not just poisonous, it can kill people, it can also kill people!
"Ah... Xiaodan, don't stop me. I have to smash this piece of shit today." King Yong's face turned red with anger, and he bared his teeth and claws, but was stopped by Lei Xiaodan.
"Ahem...Prince, don't be angry, business is important, business is important." Lei Xiaodan smiled bitterly and finally comforted Prince Yong.
"If I guessed correctly, this should be the secret spy of your Chenqing Academy, right?!" Tu Yulei looked at the little man in the box and said suddenly.
"Hey, even though you are an old man, you still walk around with the face of a young man. Why are you pretending to be young? It is disrespectful to be old, but your eyes are not blind. Yes, sir, I am a secret spy. ." The villain in the box said proudly.
"What is a secret-peeping boy?" Hong Jianglong asked.
Before Tu Yulei could answer, the spy boy said: "You have never heard of my name. I'm really angry."
"Huh...forget it, given your limited IQ, I have a lot, so I won't be able to see you as a cripple."
"That old guy, please explain it to them."
Lao Bu Endi naturally refers to Tu Yulei.
Tu Yulei took a deep breath, slowly moved his hands behind his back, and restrained his hands that were about to move: "The secret-peeping boy is one of the twelve natural disaster weapons of the Chenqing Institute, ranked ninth, and is known as the secret-peeping boy. Understand the yin and yang and know everything.”
"Natural disaster weapon?" Hong Jianglong and others were startled, and their eyes immediately looked strange. This thing didn't even look like a natural disaster weapon.
Oh, right, except for that mouth.
If annoying people can be considered a skill, this thing still looks a bit like a natural disaster weapon.
"Yeah, what are you looking at? Who are you looking down on?" As if he noticed the disdainful looks from Hong Jianglong and others, the secret-peeping boy was furious.
"That fat black man, when you were nine years old, you peeped at the neighbor's widow taking a bath. When you were thirteen years old, you went up the mountain to collect medicine and encountered a tiger. You abandoned your companions and ran away alone, causing him to be killed by the tiger. At the age of eighteen, you joined the army. In the first year of joining the army Just design to kill your comrade and pretend to claim his military glory..."
"That's enough!" Zhou Hengshan was furious as if his deepest secret had been exposed.
"Tsk, tsk, you fat black guy is really bad, I like you."
The secret-peeping boy stopped and looked at Hong Jianglong again: "You are such a big fool, but you are very upright and have basically never done anything untoward."
"That's because I, Hong Jianglong, am doing the right thing, and I'm definitely not as bad as some people who leak pus." Hong Jianglong said proudly.
"But, a year ago, you went to Xiaofengxian to drink flower wine, but you had no money to pay the bill, so you were kicked out. You took advantage of your rough skin and thick flesh, and went to eat and drink for free the next day. You He also said that your name is Lei Xiaodan, tsk tsk... Using someone else’s name to eat and drink for free, you are really a role model for our generation! And before..."
The secret-peeping boy clicked his tongue and smiled mischievously, but before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Hong Jianglong: "Uncle, stop talking, stop talking, I was wrong, I shouldn't doubt you."
Tu Yulei and An Fang looked at Hong Jianglong with disdain, but they were filled with admiration. Damn, there is such an operation, why didn't they think of it before?
Lei Xiaodan, on the other hand, had a black line on his forehead. He said that a year ago there was a rumor in the city that a man named Lei Xiaodan was having sex in Xiaofengxian for free without paying, and was criticized by everyone. He still thought that someone was trying to frame him. Where is the origin of his feelings?
This special girl is really not something human beings do!
"Ahem... Master Lei, misunderstandings are all misunderstandings." Seeing Lei Xiaodan's eyes, Hong Jianglong said with an apologetic smile.
"Hmph..." Lei Xiaodan snorted coldly and said nothing.
At this time, the secret-peeping boy looked at Tu Yulei and An Fang again. The two of them held their hands in a tacit understanding and said, "The secret-peeping boy is indeed well-deserved and knows everything. We admire him."
Scholars, those who understand current affairs are distinguished.
"Hmph, you two know each other," the secret-peeping boy said arrogantly.
"Okay, Mr. Lei, let's get down to business quickly." An Fang coughed and said to Lei Xiao.
If they continue like this, their dark history will be revealed.
"Okay, but I have to tell you something in advance." Lei Xiaodan looked around at everyone and said, "Although the Secret Peeping Boy can peer into the sky and explore secrets, and understand Yin and Yang, the price of using it is not small."
"What price?" Hong Jianglong and others were stunned, and their faces became serious.
Lei Xiaodan considered it for a while and said: "It is said that the secrets of heaven cannot be leaked, and those who leak them will be punished by heaven. Using the secret-peeping boy is equivalent to spying on the secrets of heaven, so it will cause disasters from the sky."
"To put it simply, let's ask the Secret Peeping Boy a question. All of us here will encounter some disaster within three days, either natural disasters or man-made disasters, as punishment for revealing the secrets."
