On the top of the mountain, everyone opened their mouths when they heard the nonsense tree said. This bull is bragging to you, which is unprecedented and unprecedented!
Yes, the bullshit tree has another name, it’s the bragging tree.
The Nonsense Tree is a very magical monster, with a human-shaped tree body and a very powerful body. The most common Nonsense Tree has the power of impermanence and weirdness.
Although it is extremely powerful, the Nonsense Tree does not like to hurt people. It is also a harmless monster, but it likes to talk nonsense and brag with others, hence its name.
Once you meet someone, the Nonsense Tree will brag with them. If you can't brag against the Nonsense Tree, the Nonsense Tree will not let you go and will continue to brag and fart with you. The Nonsense Tree will not let you go until you beat the other person. you left.
There have been people who have been entangled in the nonsense tree, and in the end, they went crazy.
But the nonsense tree has an excellent bragging ability. I don’t know where it learned this skill. Very few people can brag better than the nonsense tree.
Therefore, it is a very troublesome thing if you get entangled in the nonsense tree.
"Haha, what do you think this boy will answer?" King Yong said with a smile: "I don't know how to answer anyway? Nephew Fang Xian, what about you?"
Fang Muyun said gently: "Students are scholars and never talk big."
Hearing this, King Yong looked strange, always feeling that this was a big lie.
"Mr. Nine, what about you?"
King Yong looked at Sun Dao, the King of Chu who was looking down at a book.
Chu Wangsun said without raising his head: "I will say that you actually have no money."
King Yong: "..."
Fang Muyun: "..."
Lei Xiaodan: "..."
Let you brag, who told you to stay here and play truth or dare?
"What about you, Jianglong?" King Yong looked at Hong Jianglong again.
"Ahem, what, I've never had money. I don't know what it feels like to have money, so I don't know how to answer." Hong Jianglong said alone.
"My lord, don't ask me, I am also a poor man." Lei Xiaodan said hurriedly when he saw King Yong looking at him.
"It's boring." King Yong looked at Ye Qing in the picture with a bored expression.
At this time, Ye Qing lowered his head and thought for a moment, then said slowly: "I'm not very rich, but when will you pay me back the money you owe me?"
The nonsense tree was stunned.
King Yong was stunned.
Everyone on the top of the mountain was stunned.
There is nothing wrong with this answer. No matter how rich you are, can you still have money from your creditors?
At this time, another nonsense tree said: "I am very powerful. I yawned, the clear air rose, the turbid air sank, and chaos began to open; I opened my eyes, the sun rose and the moon set, and the sky was bright; I turned over I turned over, the mountains collapsed, and the sky cried; I lost a few hairs, the grass and trees grew, and the mountains undulated; I peed, and the oceans were flowing, and the sea was raging; I sighed, and the wind roared, sweeping the world; I fell asleep , close your eyes, the moon rises and the sun sets, changing the world."
"How about it, can you be as good as me?"
"This blow is as good as the great god Pangu who created the world." After listening to Hu Huoshu's words, King Yong licked his lips, thought for a moment, and felt that he couldn't answer, it was too difficult.
"Is this kid at a loss now?!" Then, King Yong became proud again.
The others also stared at Ye Qing curiously to see how he would answer.
In the picture, Ye Qing raised his lips and smiled, and said calmly: "First there is nonsense and then there is nonsense. I, Ye Qing, am the one who is talking nonsense. Disciple, why don't you serve me tea?"
Nonsense Tree: "..."
Why did he become shorter out of thin air?
King Yong slapped his thigh and laughed loudly: "Master is indeed better than his disciples, and Ye Qing's sentence is the finishing touch before he talks nonsense. This kid's answer is interesting, haha..."
Lei Xiaodan also smiled and said: "Xiaoye's answer is indeed interesting."
Naturally, Ye Qing didn't know that every move he made was being watched by the big boss at the top of the mountain. He looked at the two dejected nonsense trees with pride and said, "Young man, compare yourself to me and brag. You're really the one who always eats me (Arsenic) )Shuang, if you think your life is too long, practice for another hundred years."
Afterwards, Ye Qing walked away swaggeringly under the admiring eyes of the two nonsense trees.
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After Hu Huoshu came into sight, Ye Qing wiped the sweat from his forehead. To be honest, he was not as relaxed as he looked on the surface. The pressure on him from Hu Huoshu was still quite high. The key was that the scope of Hu Huashu's bragging was not fixed. As soon as the knowledge reaches his blind spot, he will lose his temper.
If you delay your time, fail to climb Feilong Mountain within the time limit, and are eliminated, you will have to be cooked by Gu Suitang when you return!
After getting rid of the nonsense tree, Ye Qing didn't even have time to breathe. He used all his strength and ran towards the top of the mountain. Now there was only more than an hour left, so he had to fight hard.
Thinking of this, Ye Qing got angry. Before entering the Wu Building, Ye Qing gave five jars of fine wine to the old man who was guarding the Wu Building. He asked the old man to remind him an hour before the Qianlong Meeting started. Well, the result was good. The old man drank directly to him. After being drunk, the Qianlong Meeting was already halfway over, when he remembered this matter and asked Ye Qing to come out of seclusion.
As a result, this unreliable old man plausibly said that it was all because the wine he sent was so delicious that he missed the time. This made Ye Qing angry. Fortunately, his reason stopped him, otherwise he would have probably died. Got beaten.
So, he hurried and hurried slowly, but he was still late, not even a little bit late, so he could only rush to the top of the mountain with all his strength, not daring to slack off at all.
Fortunately, he had seen most of the weird things he encountered on the road in books, and he could easily pass them by knowing their weaknesses and flaws.
"If the monsters on Feilong Mountain were all that simple, then many people would probably have climbed to the top of the mountain." Ye Qing used his own way to save others: "No, I have to speed up."
Ye Qing's heart became furious, his energy and blood surged, his speed increased a lot, and he rushed towards the top of the mountain.
"Is this kid on drugs? How can his speed be increased?" King Yong and others on the top of the mountain were shocked when they saw that Ye Qing's speed had increased a lot.
Naturally, they didn't know what Ye Qing was thinking. If they knew, they would definitely curse, who could be as perverted as you!
"Ye Qing has already caught up with Yang Zhao, Luo Zhan, Jian Wusheng, Chu Qingge, Qi Xuanyun and the others." It only took half a cup of tea for Ye Qing to catch up with the first echelon.
At this time, these people are only one step away from reaching the top of the mountain.
But there is no doubt that all are in trouble and danger.
Yang Zhao met a rock giant. The rock giant was called the Rock Giant. It was an impermanent monster, invulnerable to weapons, water and fire, and extremely powerful. Even if the body was broken, just roll it to the ground and the rock would adhere to it and repair it. The injury is very difficult to deal with.
What Luo Zhan encountered was a strange quagmire, with pale and swollen corpses floating on the mire. When Luo Zhan approached, all the corpses opened their eyes and stared at Luo Zhan.
Luo Zhan's body began to bulge as if he was drowning in water, and his skin oozed water, showing signs of swelling. The closer he got to the quagmire, the more serious this phenomenon became.
Fortunately, this phenomenon will disappear as long as you leave the scope of the quagmire.
But the quagmire occupies a very wide area. If you want to go around the quagmire, you will have to waste a long time. If you want to reach the top of the mountain within the time limit, it is a bit uncertain.
The only way is to forcefully cross the quagmire.
But forced crossing means danger.
Jian Wusheng encountered a sword puppet. The sword puppet is a relatively rare monster. After the death of a strong swordsman, the sword spirit is immortal, controls the human body, and becomes a puppet under the control of the sword spirit, so it is called a sword puppet.
Sword puppets generally retain their martial arts realm and their perception and understanding of sword techniques and sword intentions. They are very powerful and are obsessed with fighting life and death to sharpen their sword intentions.
The sword puppet that Jian Wusheng encountered was a Tongxuan martial artist in life, so the sword puppet was also impermanent and strange. The sword intent was sharp and killing, which was completely different from the sword intent of Jian Wusheng's inanimate and selfless sword. Therefore, when the two of them met, It's like the tip of a needle is facing the wheat awn.
The victory of the sword puppet lies in the strong and sharp sword intention and the high level, but it lacks flexibility;
Jian Wusheng is victorious because his swordsmanship is flexible and superb, but his level is low.
Both have their own advantages and disadvantages, so for a while, Jian Wusheng and Jian Puppet were inseparable from each other, and they were at a stalemate.
Chu Qingge did not encounter any strange things this time, but fell into a large formation. Within the formation, wind and thunder intertwined, water and fire intertwined, and there were dangers everywhere.
Fortunately, these dangers are all on the surface, not as treacherous and changeable as the monsters, so Chu Qingge’s
The speed is the fastest among several people, and he is expected to be the first to reach the top of the mountain.
Qi Xuanyun encountered a river, a river that he could not cross.
The river seems to be only one foot wide, and you can cross it with one jump. But no matter how you jump, even if you use all your strength, you will always land in the center of the river.
Once you fall into the center of the river, you will sink. Unless you swim back, you will sink faster and faster.
It is also impossible to use boats and various crafts to cross the river. As soon as they touch the water, they will sink and cannot float at all. It is quite like a weak water that does not float.
If you can't jump or cross, then go around it.
The river doesn't seem to be long, but no matter how you walk, you can't reach the end, and you can't go around it.
He couldn't jump, cross, or go around, so right now the little Taoist priest was squatting by the river, scratching his head and looking sad.
Ye Qing met a beautiful and enchanting woman who was singing. The song she sang was charming, gentle and breathtaking.
The woman is very beautiful, breathtakingly beautiful, flawless, as if all the most perfect and flawless things in the world are concentrated in herself.
The woman's singing voice is also very beautiful, so beautiful that it makes people obsessed, intoxicated and unable to extricate themselves.
But when he saw the beautiful woman, Ye Qing's expression changed and became ugly.
When Hong Jianglong, Lei Xiaodan and others on the top of the mountain saw the woman, their expressions also changed, and they hurriedly blocked out the woman's beautiful dream-like singing.
"Jianglong, what are you doing? This is the first time this king has heard such a beautiful song?" King Yong said angrily.
"That's right, the lingering sound lingered for three days without stopping. Such singing can be heard in the sky, but it is unpleasant to hear on earth. Mr. Hong, you must be too disturbing to the scenery." Some people also agreed.
Hong Jianglong sneered: "You're right. Listening to this song for a while will indeed help you all to become immortals as soon as possible."
"Uh...is something wrong?" Someone heard the sarcasm in Hong Jianglong's words and asked.
"If I read it correctly, this should make people grow old!" Fang Muyun said suddenly.
"Mr. Qingyuan is very knowledgeable. He really promotes aging." Hong Jianglong glanced at Fang Muyun, a little surprised. He didn't expect that the other party also knew how to promote aging.
"What is it that makes people grow old?" King Yong asked, "Does it mean that woman?"
"Yes, it is that woman." Fang Muyun said: "I only saw it in a book. If I am wrong, please correct me, Mr. Hong."
"Mr. Qingyuan is humble." Hong Jianglong said.
Fang Muyun then explained: "It is a very powerful and strange thing that makes people grow old. It has the appearance of a flower and the moon, the posture of a sinking fish, and the sound of winding beams. It often sings on the top of the mountain. Once someone hears its singing, You will get stuck in it and be unable to extricate yourself, and you will age and die unconsciously.”
"Therefore, there is a poem that says: There is no way to kill the soul. The wind blows and sings, and the sound urges people to grow old. The name of urging people to grow old comes from this."
"So, Mr. Hong's decision to cut off the sound just now was actually for the sake of your safety."
"Hey...is what nephew Fang Xian said true?" King Yong was startled and looked at Hong Jianglong.
"What Mr. Qingyuan said is correct." Hong Jianglong added: "In fact, singing that makes people grow old is a kind of curse. An extremely powerful curse will make the person who hears the singing live longer and longer. Decrease until death from old age.”
"Hiss... so scary?!"
King Yong was horrified and reached out to touch his face, fearing that his face would become wrinkled.
Although King Yong is nearly fifty years old, his skin is as white and tender as a baby's even though he is very old because he takes good care of himself and as a member of the royal family, he has various longevity-prolonging treasures.
When he touched his face and found that everything was fine, he breathed a sigh of relief.
"Don't worry, Your Majesty. We just transmitted the singing voice that urges people to grow old through the formation. It has been weakened to a certain extent. In addition, Brother Hong isolated the sound in time, so the voice that reminds people to grow old will not have much impact on us. The impact is just that the body is a little tired at most." Lei Xiaodan consoled him.
"No wonder I feel sore and sore all over my back."
King Yong suddenly realized.
