"There are so many people here, don't come to me if you want to eat!"
Ye Qing was stunned. He was bullying me because of my thin skin and tender flesh. He was about to fight back.
But just as General Tiger's arm was halfway extended, it suddenly stopped, and the grin on his face turned into endless fear, as if he had seen something terrifying.
The next moment, General Tiger's chest slowly cracked open on both sides like fine porcelain, but not a drop of blood flowed out.
"Crack..." A crisp sound came from General Tiger's body. General Tiger's face changed drastically, and he looked extremely painful.
Then, a black bone flew out of his body, as if it had been broken by something, and landed on Ye Qing's table.
The wounds on General Tiger's body also slowly healed, as if nothing had happened.
"These are the distinguished guests invited by my Mountain Goddess. General Tiger had better not be rude and disrupt the Mountain God's wedding banquet. No one can afford it."
"This bone in your body should be regarded as an apology to this distinguished guest!"
Uncle Fu's voice came from outside the palace. From the beginning to the end, no one from Uncle Fu showed up.
"Okay, okay, I'll remember you!" General Tiger staggered back a few steps and glanced at Ye Qing bitterly, but in the end he didn't dare to move and found a seat to sit down.
Ye Qing curiously looked at the bones on the table. The bones were about the length of a baby's arm. They were as black as ink and had a gloomy aura, as if they contained a special power.
Although I don't see the use of this jaw bone, since it belongs to General Tiger, it must be a good thing.
Ye Qing put the bones away while the wedding banquet continued.
Following Uncle Fu's voice, weirdos walked into the hall one by one. Some wore flower crowns and were as beautiful as gods; some were extremely ugly and smelly; some were tall and burly, like mountains; some were short and thin, Like tuberculosis ghosts; some were faceless, like a ray of shadow; some were covered in scales and had upside-down pupils... Ye Qing even saw a bloody coat, a pair of red embroidered shoes, a pole, and a large urn. , a hat and all kinds of strange weirdness, which is an eye-opener.
But without exception, these monsters are extremely powerful. Just a breath of breath shocked Ye Qing and others!
Fortunately, thanks to Uncle Fu's intimidation, no one provoked them!
"Bang..." Suddenly, a roar came: "You son of a bitch, how dare you occupy this king's position and make you crooked?"
Ye Qing and others looked up and saw a strange bear with the head of a bear and body covered with black fur, glaring at Zheng Tianyuan.
Zheng Tianyuan saw Ye Qing and others looking at them with ugly expressions, but remembering General Tiger's previous experience, he became bolder again: "I am a distinguished guest invited by the Mountain Goddess. How dare you be rude to me?"
The bear man looked disdainful and said angrily: "Don't lie to me, my great king. Why would the Mountain God Empress invite such a bastard like you?"
"If you don't believe me, why don't you give it a try?" Zheng Tianyuan smiled coldly and said arrogantly.
"Hey, you're scaring me, just give it a try!" The bear man laughed and picked up Zheng Tianyuan.
"Let me go, let me go quickly..."
Zheng Tianyuan struggled hard, but with his tall figure, he was like a cat in the hands of the bear man, baring its teeth and claws, and could not get away no matter what.
"Today is the wedding ceremony of the Mountain God. It is not suitable to see blood. I will not eat you. Get out!" The bear man raised his hand and threw Zheng Tianyuan out of the hall like a stone.
"Master!" A Bao exclaimed.
"Hey, there's another idiot here, get out of here too!" The bear man caught a glimpse of Ah Bao and laughed loudly. He grabbed Ah Bao, who was retreating in panic, with his hand like a leaf fan, and threw it away. Ah Bao also followed Zheng Zheng's footsteps. Tianyuan's footsteps.
The faces of Ye Qing and others changed. At this time, a few more weirdos came in and walked straight towards Granny Snake and Chilong. Seeing this, Granny Snake and Chilong left their seats. The two weirdos saw that they were interested. He didn't even take action!
Granny Snake and Chi Long looked happy, then looked at Ye Qing and Master Xiang, gloating about their misfortune, as if they were waiting for them to be driven away too.
Then many more weirdos came in. However, what surprised the two of them was that none of the weirdos paid attention to Ye Qing and Xiang Ye, as if they accepted their identity. Some of the weirdos even nodded when they passed by. Signal.
Granny Snake and Chi Long looked at each other in confusion, while Master Xiang glanced at Ye Qing thoughtfully, with an inexplicable light flashing in his eyes.
"Frog Hero is here... Frog Hero presents a Five Poison Pearl and wishes the bride and groom a happy marriage and good fortune and longevity!"
The next moment, a familiar figure walked in.
"Brother Frog, are you here too?" Ye Qing's eyes lit up. The strange creature that came in was Kung Fu Frog.
Kung Fu Frog is still dressed as before, with a straw belt on his head and a cloak. The difference is that there is a wooden knife on his waist. It is the same wooden knife that Ye Qing gave to Kung Fu Frog before.
"Quack..." Upon hearing Ye Qing's voice, Kung Fu Frog's eyes lit up, he jumped, landed next to Ye Qing, and sat down.
"Brother Frog, are you also here to attend the wedding banquet of Lord Mountain God?" Ye Qing was also very excited to see the Kung Fu Frog. He was very happy to meet something familiar in a place like this, even if it was just a weird one.
"Quack..." Kung Fu Frog called out, grabbed the jug on the table, poured a glass of wine for Ye Qing, and then drank by himself, one cup after another, very fast, and in the blink of an eye, a jug of wine was poured in. Kung Fu Frog's stomach, but the other party was not drunk at all.
"..." Ye Qing had also tasted this wine. It tasted clear and sweet, but it had a strong stamina. He only tasted one glass and felt a little drunk, so he didn't drink more.
But look at the Kung Fu Frog. After a pot of it, his face does not turn red and his heart does not beat. It is obvious that he has a good capacity for drinking and is not as good as a human being!
"Dong dong..."
Three drums sounded, and the noisy and lively hall fell silent instantly, and everyone sat upright.
"I am honored that all distinguished guests can come to attend the wedding of me and my wife. I would like to drink a glass of wine to you all!"
A high and majestic voice came from the main seat.
"You're welcome, Lord Mountain God. Lord Jingshan God and your empress are getting married, and they will be happily married for a hundred years!"
All the monsters in the hall stood up and toasted, and Ye Qing and Xiang Ye did not dare to neglect.
"Please take a seat. The food and wine are ready. Please enjoy and stay drunk until you get drunk!"
After the toast, the mountain god motioned for everyone to sit down. One by one, the charming and beautiful women, wearing flowing robes with flowing sleeves and with transparent wings on their backs, slowly walked into the hall and danced gracefully to the sound of silk and bamboo orchestras. Like a fairy.
The originally solemn hall suddenly became noisy. People were drinking, chatting, and cheering. It was so lively!
Ye Qing, Xiang Ye and others also became dizzy and drunk unconsciously, as if they were in a dream.
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"Uh...where is this?"
Ye Qing opened his eyes drowsily. The warm sunshine fell from the sky and shone on his body, warm and soft.
The next moment, remembering what happened last night, Ye Qing was agitated and hurriedly stood up. He glanced at the surrounding environment and found that it was not a palace of mountain gods, and there were no powerful monsters around. He was relieved.
His location was on a piece of grass. Besides him, there were five other people, Xiang Ye, Snake Granny, Chi Long, Zheng Tianyuan, and A Bao.
It's just that among the five people, Xiang Ye, Snake Granny and Chi Long are relatively normal, while Zheng Tianyuan and Abao are covered in mud and smelly, as if they crawled out of a mire.
"It seems that Zheng Tianyuan and Abao were thrown out by a bear man last night. It couldn't be for this reason!" Ye Qing touched his chin with a playful look.
Thinking of what happened last night, Ye Qing still felt a little magical, like a dream.
At this time, Mr. Xiang, Granny Snake and others also woke up one after another.
"Master Xiang, what happened last night couldn't be a dream, right?" Chilong scratched his hair, turned around and looked around, but found nothing, and asked doubtfully.
Mr. Xiang thought for a while: "Probably not. Don't you feel that your body is different?"
Granny Snake, Chi Long and others felt it for a while, and then they realized that their bodies were full of true energy and had an unspeakable power. They were surprised and said: "This is... the effect of those spiritual fruits yesterday!"
"Master Xiang, where is this?" At this time, Zheng Tianyuan and Abao also woke up. As soon as Zheng Tianyuan opened his mouth, a smell suddenly hit his nose.
"What's going on?" Zheng Tianyuan was stunned, and then noticed the mud on his body. Naturally, Master Xiang and others also noticed it.
"Sir, it must have been last night..." Abao started to explain, but before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by Zheng Tianyuan with a cold face: "Shut up!"
He also remembered that last night he was thrown out of the hall by a bearman and thrown directly into a mire. For some reason, the quagmire seemed to have a magical power. No matter how hard he climbed, he could not get out, so He had to stay in the cold, smelly mire for one night.
Thinking about Zheng Tianyuan, how could he have ever been insulted like this since he was a child? He couldn't help but turn blue in the face?
Therefore, Abao, who was bumping into the muzzle of the gun, became a punching bag: "Idiot, why are you still standing there, why don't you take out my new clothes?"
"Yes, sir!" Abao's expression changed, and he could only suppress the humiliation in his heart, took out brand-new clothes from the mountain and river shells, and put them on Zheng Tianyuan and himself.
"Ahem, Mr. Xiang, do you really think there is a mountain god?" In order to avoid Zheng Tianyuan's embarrassment, Granny Snake and others deliberately turned their heads and talked about the mountain god's wedding last night.
Ye Qing was also curious about this and pricked up his ears.
Mr. Xiang shook his head: "The so-called mountain god should also be a kind of weird thing. He is just born according to the fate of a place, a mountain, and a water, and he is just stronger! In fact, my god-respecting incense, please pray for me. It’s the same kind of weirdness!”
Chilong sneered: "Hey, it turns out it's just weird. I thought there were real gods?"
"Shut up!" Mr. Xiang's face changed suddenly and he shouted angrily: "You don't want to live anymore, how dare you belittle the mountain god here?"
Chilong was also startled. Thinking of what happened last night, he couldn't help but tremble. Although the mountain god didn't show up from the beginning to the end last night, he could imagine the power of the mountain god just by looking at the visitors and Uncle Fu.
"Don't be surprised if there are strange things, don't be surprised if there are strange things. Grandpa Mountain God, don't mind, don't mind!" Chilong bowed and bowed around, but fortunately nothing happened, and everyone couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
"Boy, take out the bone from last night?"
Suddenly, Abao, who had changed his clothes, stared at Ye Qing with an unkind look.
