"This... hero, what do you say..."
Chang Mao was completely speechless. Seeing Xiongying in such a big battle, he thought he really had a trick!
It seems like it’s a joy in vain!
Isn’t this annoying my uncle? !
Chang Mao's mood was visibly depressed, and he responded casually,
"Xiongying, you don't have to apologize to uncle. I have nothing to apologize for. Uncle will just accept his fate..."
At the end of the sentence, Chang Mao's voice became smaller and smaller, and he even started to sob again.
"But, uncle, I can't find you a real wife now, but I have a silicone one. Why don't you use it to get rid of the fire first?"
Zhu Xiongying tried.
"What the hell? Is my wife a real person?"
Chang Mao raised his head, and what he saw was a beautiful face. Chang Mao held his breath for a moment, and his brain even went blank for a second or two.
"Hello, I am Chang Mao, the eldest son of the Chang family. Nice to meet you."
Seeing that the beauty in front of him didn't respond, Chang Mao gradually realized that something was wrong. His eyes widened even wider. He stretched out his hand and tentatively touched this beautiful face. As if he had seen a ghost, he lost his voice and said,
"This is fake!!! Fake person?!!"
Zhu Xiongying, who was holding the puppet, stepped out from behind the puppet and corrected,
"Uncle, this is a dummy."
"Yes, yes, yes, yes...it's a ghost?!"
Chang Mao was so frightened that he sat down on the ground, "What's the difference between this and the paper-pricked person? Xiongying, do you want to arrange a secret marriage for your uncle?!
No matter how anxious my uncle is, he is not anxious enough to do this! "
Zhu Xiongying frowned and said,
"Uncle, what are you talking about? Why do you have a secret marriage?
Besides, the coffin shop that pricks people with paper is for old bachelors who can never marry a wife. What does that have to do with you?
This thing I have is very good. At this price alone, I can exchange a million troops for paper and people! "
Thinking of the price of this thing, Zhu Xiongying, who now has hundreds of millions of system mall coins, feels a little bit sad. He has to use [Zero Yuan Purchase] to replenish his blood for a while before he can earn it back.
Chang Mao thought carefully, heroes can't cheat themselves,
In addition, this doll is indeed different from the paper figures in coffin shops. This doll is made to be lifelike. Except that it does not breathe, it is really the same as a real person.
Chang Mao tentatively said,
"So, what is this?"
Zhu Xiongying pushed the doll into Chang Mao's arms. Chang Mao subconsciously hid his hands, and then slowly hugged the waist of the doll.
Strangely, a feeling that he had never felt before surged in Chang Mao's chest.
Xiao Xiaozhu turned into a Q version of the villain, and the devil beside him whispered,
"Uncle, this doll is exactly the same as the real person. There is really no difference at all. What the real person has, she also has.
How about you go back home and do some research first?
Don't worry, once you pull out the air core, it will leak. Just roll it up and take it back.
When you want to use it, blow full air into this mouth, plug the air core and you can use it. "
Xiao Zhu in the Q version jumped to the left for a while and jumped to the right for a while, telling Chang Mao his eyes became more and more firm,
"Okay! Just give it a try!"
Outside the front hall
Lan Yu hugged her arms and looked at Chang Sen, saying seriously,
"Chang Laoer, it's a good thing that you have found a wife, but looking at your elder brother's state, you should keep a low profile and stop irritating your elder brother, do you understand?"
Lan Yu's voice was serious, for fear that Chang Lao Er would forget about his brother when he had a wife. If it weren't for Lan Yu, this family would have been broken up long ago!
Chang Sen was in a very complicated mood now, nodded and said, "I understand, uncle."
Lan Yu sighed and looked at Xiao Gaochi,
"Gao Chi."
"Alas! Great-uncle!"
"Well, I have also been to Shuntian Mansion, but when I went there there was no integration of agriculture and animal husbandry.
Isn’t it said that women from the Yuan Dynasty like rough men?
Do you think it would be possible to find a wife for your uncle over there? "
Zhu Gaochi's breath was stagnant, and he didn't know what to say for a moment.
"Just say whatever you have to say. If it works, it's okay. If it doesn't, it won't work!"
Lan Yu shouted.
"Okay..." Zhu Gaochi dragged his chubby face and said seriously, "Uncle, it's true that Yuanren women like rough men, but, but..."
"But what?" Lan Yu asked.
Zhu Gaochi's brain was running rapidly. He really wanted to find a way to express high emotional intelligence, but after much deliberation, he really lacked the language, so he said directly from his heart,
"But uncle, he is too rough..."
Lan Yu sighed heavily again.
"I hope Xiongying can really find a way."
bang,
The palace door of the front hall was pushed open, Chang Mao burst out of the front hall with fire breathing from his nose,
Lan Yu and Chang Sen quickly gathered around.
"How about it?"
Chang Mao hugged him tightly. Anyone who looked at him would know that he had a baby in his arms.
Chang Mao didn't even have time to speak and walked straight out of Tianyu Palace.
Lan Yu and Chang Sen looked at each other. Chang Mao's bizarre reaction really frightened Lan Yu.
Lan Yu shouted, "Follow quickly! Let's go!"
Lan Yu and Chang Mao took Zhu Gaochi, two big and one small, and chased Uncle Chang in the direction he left.
Xia Yuanji was extremely embarrassed where he was, not knowing whether he should follow him or not.
His Majesty's voice came from the front hall,
"Xia Qing, come into the palace and talk to me about this trade matter."
Xia Yuanji responded,
"Yes, Your Majesty."
Lan Yu and the others ran all the way, panting from exhaustion, looking at Boss Chang's back from afar, and finally followed Chang Mansion.
Chang Sen bent over and leaned on his knees, gasping for air, and said intermittently,
"Brother, what are you doing back home?"
Lan Yu's expression was serious. If a person is single for too long, he will inevitably have mental problems. He is really afraid that Chang Mao will go crazy.
"I'll follow you in first!"
"Master Lan."
Yang Ronggong, the head of the Chang family, said.
"Where are the people?"
Lan Yu asked.
Yang Rong replied, "Master Chang has entered the bedroom. He has promised that no one can enter."
Lan Yu frowned and said, "I'll go listen!"
Lan Yu approached the bedroom, and there was a clanking sound coming from inside. Lan Yu was about to push the door and walk in, when there was a snap, and the door opened from the inside.
I saw Chang Mao's face full of spring and radiant, and even the big fire on his forehead faded away.
"Are you okay?"
Lan Yu asked cautiously, thinking that Chang Mao was shining brightly this time.
"Is everything okay? What can happen? Hahahaha!"
Chang Mao spoke with great energy,
"Then, um, can Xiongying do this for you?"
Chang Mao strode out and waved his hand, showing off his general style.
"Hey, uncle, why do you keep talking about men and women every day?
What does that sentence say? A man should take Wu Gou with him and collect the fifty states in Guanshan!
A good man like me should have the world in mind. How can I be swayed by trivial matters between men and women? "
Lan Yu was completely dumbfounded.
He even wondered if his memory was confused. Wasn't it Boss Chang who was rolling around in the palace just now asking for a wife?
Why are they so different?
What happened? !