"Friend, my friend, wait for me!"
Little Marco Polo chased Gandhi out of the household, but Gandhi was already far away. Little Marco Polo chased after Gandhi and grabbed Gandhi.
Gandhi turned around suddenly, lost control of his emotions and shouted,
"Don't hinder me, okay? You don't know how serious the situation is now!"
Little Marco Polo murmured,
"It does seem that Ming's sugar is better, and Ming's strength is stronger. My friend, it seems you have no other choice."
"I know! Of course I know!!"
Gandi showed his ferocious face, approached Marco Polo, and roared,
"Am I blind? Can't I see that Ming's sugar is better?
But you want those idiots to give up their own interests and choose Daming sugar. How is this possible? Of course I am one of these idiots! "
Gandhi tapped Marco Polo's chest with his fingers, his emotions already out of control.
"You don't understand my country at all! In my country, high-caste women are absolutely not allowed to marry low-caste men.
It doesn't mean that they don't mess around. There will even be a large group of people doing it in the palace, covering those low-caste men with ridiculous black pig hair, just to prevent high-caste women from getting pregnant with low-caste children!
The same is true for high-caste men when they have sex with low-caste women. Obviously they don't feel any pleasure because they are wrapped in thick black pig hair, but why do they still do it?
Just to show the absolute dominance of the upper castes over the lower castes! This is spiritual joy! "
Gandhi had a complex look on his face, with both fanatical excitement and fear in his eyes. Apparently, he participated in the gathering of many people at the Sultanate Palace in Delhi.
Gandhi's meaning was also very clear. Let these high-caste nobles who have been in power for a long time give up such a large piece of interests without even thinking about it! The biggest possibility is to start a war directly!
But the question comes again. Looking at such a powerful Ming Dynasty, where is the opponent of the Delhi Sultanate? !
Gandhi vented all his pent-up anger on little Marco Polo, who looked unhappy. Although he was Gandhi's friend, he was definitely not Gandhi's blowing bag.
Just as little Marco Polo was about to say something, not far from the outer palace, a sneaky figure swooped over,
"Dear envoy, I accidentally overheard your words just now. Your contraceptive technology is still based on black pig hair?
In this way, you try our new Chang family product, ultra-thin 007. If you think it is good, I will give you a discount. "
This sneaky figure that looks like a monkey is none other than the Second Master Chang of the Chang Mansion who comes to the palace to do business. He is the white glove of the emperor.
Gandhi was still angry and turned to look at Chang Er, but suddenly he was so surprised by Chang Er's handsome face that his anger dissipated a lot.
Gandhi could not help but exclaimed in Sanskrit,
"What a majestic and heroic man!"
Chang Er's appearance, in the Central Plains people's aesthetics, cannot be said to be handsome but not outstanding, it can only be said to be ugly and unique.
Chang Mao is an orangutan, Chang Er is an ape, and Chang San is a black bear. Even if the third brother was thrown into the primate area of the zoo and pretended to be an exhibition animal, most people would not be able to tell it without looking carefully.
But this is the charm of the vast world,
In China, Chang Er has low self-esteem due to his appearance, but in Indian aesthetics, he is a heroic and powerful man.
Thanks to the diversity of aesthetics, Chang Er can also be considered a handsome guy.
Chang Er couldn't understand Sanskrit and didn't know what the envoy was mumbling.
Chang Er groped around on his body and heard a clattering sound. In order to facilitate business, Chang Er has become accustomed to carrying various small samples on his body for easy display.
"Here! Want to try?"
Even though Gandhi felt very aggrieved, he thought that the Ming Dynasty was full of novel things, and a little curiosity arose in his heart.
Chang Er has been doing business for so many years, and he knows how to watch people's actions. As soon as Gandhi's expression relaxed, Chang Er knew that this could be done.
He quickly stretched out his hand and made it into a fist shape. He drew some strokes on his fist with his other hand and deliberately slowed down his voice and said,
"That's comfortable, right?"
Gan nodded.
Chang Er smiled, hid his fist under the felt he carried with him, raised it,
"This won't be comfortable, right?"
Gandhi frowned, nodded, and couldn't help but said,
"I can speak Central Plains dialect, you can just speak normally."
Listening to Gandhi's Mandarin with a southwest accent, Chang Er said with great joy,
"Hey! You told me earlier! I thought you didn't know how! Wouldn't this save much trouble?"
"Speak quickly."
Gandhi was not in a good mood. He must have understood. What Chang Er meant was that the experience was much worse when contraceptive measures were used.
Gandhi understood this very well. The contraceptive methods in the Delhi Sultanate were very primitive. It was no longer a matter of reduced experience, but a complete lack of experience.
But the paradox is that these high-caste nobles in the Delhi Sultanate want to mess around, but they can't completely mess around. If they accidentally get pregnant with a low-caste child, it will be even more troublesome.
Therefore, the Delhi Sultanate has always been in a very embarrassing situation.
Of course, this was before meeting Chang Er.
The design of this ultra-thin 007 was mentioned casually by Zhu Xiongying when he was chatting in Chang Mansion, but Chang Er secretly wrote it down.
But His Majesty has repeatedly warned against large-scale mass production. Just make a few and play with them. Chang Er didn't understand it at first, but he realized after making it.
This thing is simply tasteless to the extreme! There is no market at all in Daming! Besides selling it to brothels, who would the ordinary people buy this? !
The current mainstream voice in Ming Dynasty is to have more children and have more children. They are all old couples and they just want to make babies. Why use ultra-thin 007?
Chang Er originally thought that this genius design was about to become dusty, but destiny came to his aid, and he happened to hear the complaints from the Delhi Sultanate’s foreign ambassador.
Chang Er mysteriously tore open the outer packaging of ultra-thin 007. Although the current technology cannot be as clean as a sterile vacuum, it is definitely much cleaner than other methods.
Chang Er took out the ultra-thin 007 in Gandhi's hand and introduced,
"How about it? Is it the same with it as without it? With this, you can play however you want!
Don’t worry, this thing has passed quality inspection and is absolutely impossible to break! "
Gandhi, who was quite accomplished in Buddhism, looked blankly at the ultra-thin 007 in his hand. Indeed, as the businessman in front of him said, wearing it is like not wearing it!
Needless to say, as long as this thing circulates to the Delhi Sultanate, there will be no shortage of markets. Those military and political nobles will spend a lot of money to buy it for their own comfort!
Ultra-thin 007 will explode in the Delhi Sultanate!
