Chang family
Lan Yu, Chang Mao, and Chang Sen sat in rows facing Zhu Xiongying.
Zhu Xiongying frowned, while his tenth uncle Zhu Tan sighed at the side.
Zhu Xiongying has a serious tone,
Asked again,
"Grandpa, eldest uncle, third uncle,
Are you sure you've eaten it?
It's that pill, the one that smells so good. "
Uncle Chang Mao said directly,
"Eat it. When His Highness the Tenth Prince brought it to you, he said it was prepared for me.
What's up, Xiongying, did uncle get into trouble? "
Zhu Xiongying shook his head and smiled reluctantly.
said,
"Uncle, it's okay. This is just for you."
Then he muttered to himself,
"That's weird, how could it be useless?"
Zhu Xiongying raised his head and looked at his uncle and uncle again.
asked,
"Did you eat too?"
Lan Yu and Chang Sen looked at each other, then nodded and said,
"Eat it!"
Zhu Xiongying asked seriously,
"Uncle, there are seven monkeys on the tree and one monkey on the ground. How many monkeys are there in total?"
My great-uncle blurted out without even thinking,
He answered directly,
"Two monkeys!"
Then he said somewhat unhappily,
"Xiongying, do you think your great-uncle is a fool?
Doesn't such a simple question insult my intelligence? "
Chang Sen nodded in agreement.
Zhu Xiongying’s face was filled with questions.
Lost his voice,
"Aren't these eight monkeys? How could they be two monkeys?!"
Zhu Xiongying was really scared.
He was afraid that the elixir made by Uncle Ten would have any side effects.
Not only did it not increase IQ, it actually made my uncle and the others even stupider.
Such simple addition and subtraction within ten,
If you can't figure it out, just count it on your fingers.
The numbers are all eight, how can we still count two?
Chang Mao stopped his uncle Lan Yu who was about to speak.
He glanced at Lan Yu,
This little problem doesn’t require uncle’s intervention, just let me do it!
Lan Yu nodded and exchanged a look with Chang Sen.
Okay, it’s such a simple question, so I’ll give you a chance to express yourself.
I saw the uncle squatting directly on the chair, scratching his head and starting to imitate the little monkey.
He looked at Zhu Xiongying and said,
“There’s a monkey riding on the tree! There’s a monkey on the ground!
One plus one will become two!
Two monkeys! "
Snap!
Zhu Tan, the tenth uncle, couldn't hold back at all.
The tea cup in his hand fell to pieces. Zhu Tan looked at Chang Mao dumbfounded. Chang Mao still looked confident.
I just heard before that Chang Mansion was full of fools.
Only after seeing this with my own eyes can I realize that there are no unworthy people under the great reputation.
Zhu Xiongying was also confused.
It is really difficult to judge whether the elixir is effective or not with my uncle and his friends' symptoms now.
He seems to be smarter, but also seems to be more stupid.
Zhu Xiongying could only look at Zhu Tan, his eyes filled with distrust.
He asked,
"Uncle Ten, have you done it yet?!"
The tenth uncle Zhu Tan was asked anxiously.
Without saying a word, he took out the elixir from his belt and stuffed it directly into his mouth.
While chewing, he said,
"Damn it! I'll try one myself!"
Uncle Tenth Zhu Tan swallowed the elixir with great difficulty,
After a pause,
I obviously feel that my thinking has become much clearer. Things that I couldn't understand before became clear in an instant.
"This is obviously useful!"
Uncle Tenth Zhu Tan looked at Lan Yu and the other three with horrified eyes.
For scientific and technological talents like Uncle Ten and Uncle Five, what they pursue is a general formula for solving problems.
If they suddenly discover that there are huge bugs, and there are three of them,
For them, it was a big blow.
Uncle Tenth Zhu Tan gritted his teeth and said,
"It's weird! I'll find a way to improve it!
I have to make you three smarter! "
After saying that,
Uncle Ten didn't even say hello to Zhu Xiongying, and ran out of Chang's Mansion like crazy.
Chang Sen stretched out his head and looked at Zhu Tan's leaving figure.
I asked seriously,
"Your Highness, are you a fool?"
"Forehead..."
Zhu Xiongying was completely speechless.
I can only change the topic and say,
"Uncle, your position as Duke is stable this time.
Grandpa wants to make you the Duke of Japan for your achievements in conquering Riyue Island that will be remembered forever in history books. "
"Very good!"
Hearing this, Lan Yu jumped up with joy,
He always felt as if he should have become the Duke five years ago.
I don’t know why, but I’ve been putting it off until now.
Zhu Xiongying held back his laughter, looked at his uncle and asked seriously,
"Um, great uncle, is the title Duke of Japan okay?"
Lan Yu nodded without thinking,
said,
"Okay! Why not?
I just like Japan! Just call him Duke of Japan! "
Once he heard that his uncle thought there was no problem, Zhu Xiongying said nothing more.
He nodded, then looked at his third uncle,
said,
"Third uncle, this time I will reward you with an official position."
Third uncle Chang Sen put down the snacks in his hands and shook his head.
said,
"Xiongying, my third uncle doesn't want to be an official."
Uncle Chang Mao slapped Chang Sen on the head.
shouted,
"you're so dumb!
Now in Changfu, you and I are the only officials in the court.
If you can be an official, you must do it! "
Chang Sen covered his head and looked at his elder brother aggrievedly.
said,
"But,
Brother, I really don’t want to be an official! "
"You! Forget it!
Xiongying, let your third uncle go up and take orders when the time comes.
He is just a piece of wood. It is useless to say anything to him. There is no need to ask him! "
Zhu Xiongying looked at Chang Sen and met a pair of extremely innocent eyes.
Asked seriously,
"Third uncle, what do you want?"
Third uncle Chang Sen’s eyes were shining,
Sorry,
"Xiongying, I want to eat a lot of things I haven't eaten before."
"You loser!"
Chang Mao slapped the table and stood up, pointed at Chang Sen, and cursed angrily because he hated iron.
Lan Yu looked at Chang Mao,
He said angrily,
"Chang Sen eats fifteen bowls of rice, so you also have to eat ten bowls.
There's nothing wrong with you two, you're both a loser. "
When Chang Mao heard this, he felt aggrieved and said,
"Uncle!"
Lan Yu is very open-minded.
He waved his hand and said,
"If the third child doesn't like it, don't let him do it."
"well!"
Uncle Chang Mao had no choice but to sit down and accept his fate.
Although he has the highest title,
However, Lan Yu has always made the final decision in Chang Mansion.
Zhu Xiongying smiled and said,
"Let's do this, third uncle, I will fulfill your wish."
After saying that,
Zhu Xiongying got up and went to the side room next to him.
I redeemed a room full of modern snacks.
He dragged his third uncle over again.
"Third uncle, these are all yours."
Lan Yu and Chang Mao followed and stared at the side,
Then he looked at Zhu Xiongying in shock,
"These are all food?! Just pet him!!"
The third uncle's eyes widened when he saw it, and the bun in his hand fell to the ground.
Then the third uncle quickly picked it up and stuffed it into his mouth.
explained,
"If something falls on the ground, it won't last more than three breaths, and you can still eat it."
Zhu Xiongying smiled and said,
Patted my third uncle on the back,
"Third uncle, go."
Third uncle Chang Sen walked into the snack paradise trembling all over.
Zhu Xiongying closed the door for his third uncle,
The third uncle ushered in the happiest moment in his life!
