Zhu Yuanzhang did it entirely on purpose.
Sometimes it knocks off the stool, sometimes it knocks off the table,
Rubbing against the threshold,
He shouted to leave,
Those legs don’t move outward at all!
Empress Ma originally wanted to ignore Zhu Yuanzhang,
but,
I really can't bear it anymore.
He couldn't help but yelled at Zhu Yuanzhang,
"Zhu Chongba!
You're going to feel itchy! Go out and rub against the big tree!
Don't bother people here! ! ! "
When Zhu Yuanzhang heard this, he roared,
"Just leave!!!"
Zhu Yuanzhang raised his foot and stepped out of the threshold,
But it's like starting a slow motion shot,
Lao Zhu's legs were falling down centimeter by centimeter.
But I can’t step on the ground!
Lao Zhu had no expression on his face.
But my heart is roaring,
Grandson!
Grandpa is gone!
Grandpa is really gone! !
Grandpa is going out soon! ! !
Damn it! My legs are so sore!
I can't hold it anymore! ! !
Quickly save us! Grandson! ! !
"Grandpa~"
This voice reached Zhu Yuanzhang's ears,
No less than a long drought followed by sweet rain,
It almost moved Zhu Yuanzhang to tears.
But Lao Zhu still had to lay out his score and said with a straight face,
"Grandson, don't look at how cute you are.
But you can’t do whatever you want!
Grandpa is really angry this time! "
Zhu Xiongying smiled sweetly,
"Grandpa, my grandson also prepared a gift for you~
Why don’t you come and take a look~”
Queen Ma hugged Zhu Xiongying tightly in her arms,
He glared at Zhu Yuanzhang,
shouted,
“Don’t give it to this heartless person!
Let him go!
If you have any good things, give them to grandma! "
Zhu Xiongying pouted,
"That's great..."
Uh-huh!
A gust of wind passed by,
In the blink of an eye,
Zhu Yuanzhang rushed to Zhu Xiongying's side from the door,
He said with a smile on his face,
"Hey, grandpa is having fun with you!
Grandpa can't bear to be angry with his eldest grandson!
Quickly show Grandpa, what good thing is it? "
When Queen Ma saw Zhu Yuanzhang's shameless appearance, she
I couldn't help but muttered,
"This old thing!"
Zhu Xiongying nodded heavily,
Just like Doraemon taking something out of a treasure bag,
He casually took out a small kerosene lamp from his pocket.
System mall points, five thousand.
The price is about the same as reading glasses.
Although most of the materials for kerosene lamps are available in this era,
But the glass cover of the kerosene lamp should not exist.
Things from an era that shouldn’t exist,
All are expensive.
"Grandpa, this is it!"
Zhu Yuanzhang took it over,
said excitedly,
"Oh! This thing is great!
Much better than our girl’s! "
Queen Ma asked slightly angrily,
"Such a good thing, do you know what it is for?!"
Zhu Yuanzhang was stunned.
I was about to shake my head, but then nodded immediately,
He said harshly,
"No matter what you do! At least he's older than you, girl!"
Queen Ma sarcastically said,
“Big is better?!”
Zhu Yuanzhang was also so anxious that his face turned red and his neck became thick.
"It's just better than yours!"
Zhu Yuanzhang roared and Queen Ma was stunned.
Good guy!
Do you dare to yell at me? !
Zhu Yuanzhang also realized that he was dead now, and quickly looked at Queen Ma with a flattering look on his face,
"Sister, our voice is a bit loud.
But our thing is definitely better than yours~"
Zhu Yuanzhang and Empress Ma have been an old couple for decades,
I have never been red-faced or anxious-eyed,
But today,
Because my eldest grandson gave me something,
This old couple had to fight over each other.
It made my face red and my neck thick!
Queen Ma showed her arms and rolled up her sleeves.
Go up and pinch Zhu Yuanzhang for a while.
I also specifically picked out the tender part of the thigh and twisted it around.
This hurt Zhu Yuanzhang,
Grinning his teeth,
Still dare not say a word.
Queen Ma asked with a smile,
"Which is better?"
"Girl! Hiss!!!
You can't give in and make a move? ! ! "
Queen Ma increased her strength with her hands,
The smile is even bigger,
"Chongba, what do you think?
Tell me the correct answer and I'll let you go. "
Zhu Yuanzhang looked like he was dying heroically.
"My eldest grandson gave us the best gift!
My eldest grandson loves us the most! ! ! "
"Well done to you, Zhu Chongba! You have the guts!"
Queen Ma raised her hands together.
Zhu Yuanzhang's face turned purple with pain.
After struggling for a long time,
Queen Ma has just finished torturing Lao Zhu.
Lao Zhu's body was bruised and bruised.
but,
In the end, he didn't give in.
It’s the best gift our grandson gave us!
No matter who says it, it won’t work! ! !
Queen Ma looked at Lao Zhu with a little admiration.
"Zhu Chongba! You can do it!
Have you withstood this? ! "
Zhu Yuanzhang smiled weakly,
Then he crawled to Zhu Xiongying’s side,
He asked in a hoarse voice,
"Grandson, what are you doing?"
As soon as I heard this,
Queen Ma managed to avoid falling to the ground.
This Lao Zhu really doesn’t know what this is for!
How can you be so tough-talking? !
Zhu Xiongying was listening to everything,
I couldn’t help but sigh,
Lao Zhu’s mouth is really tough!
even,
Zhu Xiongying was suspicious.
Wait until the day the earth explodes,
Lao Zhu’s mouth shouldn’t even explode.
Just this mouth floating in space,
I still have to shout,
"Our eldest grandson loves us the most!"
Don’t accept it!
"Grandpa~This is how this thing is used~"
Zhu Xiongying walked up to the candle and blew it out accurately.
The whole house fell into darkness,
Yes,
Even if it’s the queen’s palace,
Just light a candle.
In Lao Zhu’s original words,
Just a little bit of light will do! Isn’t it a waste to light so many candles? !
in the dark,
Zhu Yuanzhang and Queen Ma waited with bated breath.
Only a very clear clicking sound was heard,
A bright light flashed and jumped out,
Unlike the dim light of a candle,
The light of a kerosene lamp is warm and is many times more eye-friendly than a candle!
Zhu Yuanzhang looked at this group of lights and couldn't help but forget to breathe.
Zhu Xiongying smiled and said,
"Grandpa~ If this brightness is not suitable~
You can still adjust it~”
Then Zhu Xiongying put his little hand on the knob under the kerosene lamp.
As Zhu Xiongying turned the knob,
The brightness of the kerosene lamp also became flickering.
"Grandpa, you like it~"
Zhu Yuanzhang was called back to his senses, and Zhu Xiongying's questions were all in vain.
Just Lao Zhu’s appearance,
More than just liking it? !
I just love it like crazy! ! !
Lao Zhu reviewed political affairs all night, just lighting a small candle.
And burn the candle to an extremely terrible level,
I wish I could say yes and burn it until it disappears.
Just went to replace it with another one.
Does Lao Zhu have no money to buy candles?
no.
Lao Zhu was thinking that there are still many people who cannot afford candles at night.
So he won't waste good things.
But,
This has been going on for more than ten years,
Lao Zhu reviewed political affairs under such dim candlelight,
Nothing happened to my eyes.
sometimes,
I really wonder if Lao Zhu’s body is made of iron.
Lao Zhu stretched out his hand to touch the kerosene lamp.
But I was afraid that my hands would be rough and get damaged.
Just squatting next to the kerosene lamp and watching stupidly,
He also giggled from time to time.
Zhu Xiongying felt all this,
Put the kerosene lamp into Lao Zhu's hand,
"Grandpa, try it~"
Zhu Yuanzhang was stunned for a moment.
His fingers trembled slightly as he turned the knob.
Snap! Snap!
Zhu Yuanzhang opened and closed again and again,
Just having fun like a kid.
Queen Ma frowned and said,
"Chongba, you're so on and off,
Don't be fooled! "
Zhu Yuanzhang stopped quickly and his movements became much gentler.
Zhu Xiongying was stunned for a moment.
What Lao Zhu and Queen Ma said,
It seems like what my grandparents would say when chatting in the countryside.
Zhu Xiongying felt like he was in another world.
A warm and bitter feeling filled my heart.
"Grandson, this thing doesn't cost anything..."
Lao Zhu asked cautiously,
to be honest,
Lao Zhu was a little afraid to use such a good thing.
Zhu Xiongying regained consciousness,
smiled and said,
"Grandpa, this is not the same as a candle,
It can be used repeatedly, just change the coal core~
Ask your second uncle to send you dozens of them tomorrow.
Change it however you want! "
Lao Zhu heard that this thing can be used over and over again.
His face became even happier,
Lao Zhu likes this kind of thing!
Easy to use! Resistant! Can be used repeatedly!
Lao Zhu stepped forward and kissed Zhu Xiongying hard, then looked at Queen Ma triumphantly,
"Sister, how are you?
You pat your conscience and say, which one of us is better? "
Queen Ma also started to speak harshly.
Hummed,
“I pat my conscience and say it’s good that it’s mine too!”
Seeing the stalemate, Lao Zhu
He grabbed the kerosene lamp and ran out quickly.
Queen Ma shouted from behind,
"Zhu Chongba! What kind of monster are you doing at night?!"
Zhu Yuanzhang shouted,
"I'll go to the boss's place and have a look!"
Queen Ma reluctantly held Zhu Xiongying's little hand,
said,
"This old man can't hold two ounces of oil in his belly.
This is where I went to show off to the boss again! "