The picture flashed away.
I couldn't help but said: "Senior sister, is this the person who wants to kill me?"
"Um!"
Fairy Yun She said: "Don't worry, there should be more later!"
really!
As soon as she finished speaking, another picture appeared in the bronze mirror.
It was an ancient city covered with snow.
A white-haired young man with a pair of dragon horns on his head stood at the end of the long street and said to himself: "Only the body of a true dragon can help me break the dragon and transform into a dragon!"
I was surprised and said, "Is this kid a dragon?"
Fairy Yun She nodded and said: "This person is the Demon King of the Northern Territory, and he is even more powerful than the one who just rode Kun!"
Soon, the scene changed again.
This time we came to the prairie. In the picture, a voluptuous beauty was riding a majestic lion.
The beauty wore nothing on her body, twisting her proud body while "giggling" and saying with a sweet smile: "After waiting for a thousand years, I can finally practice dual cultivation! Longlong, wait for me!"
Fairy Yun She frowned secretly and said: "Why does she want to get involved? It's really annoying!"
My eyes lit up and I said, "Sister, I can handle this myself!"
Fairy Yun She said: "She is the hyena queen on the prairie, and she takes pleasure in controlling the lion. Are you sure you can do it?"
"hyena?"
I was so frightened that I shook my head fiercely and quickly changed my words: "Junior brother is not very talented and has little knowledge. It is safer for senior sister to take action!"
"It should be almost done!"
Fairy Yun She was ready to put away the bronze mirror.
But at this moment, another picture suddenly flashed in the mirror.
I actually know the characters in the picture this time, and I just met them a few days ago!
The queen of the elves, Yan Xiyue!
I saw her flying among the flowers, with tears hanging from the corners of her eyes, looking up to the sky and saying: "Husband, I will definitely avenge you!"
"Huh?"
Fairy Yun She seemed surprised and said, "Isn't this Yan Xiyue from the Elf tribe? Why does she want to kill you too?"
I was also surprised to hear what Senior Sister Xianzi said, and said, "Senior Sister, do you know her?"
Fairy Yun She said: "I can't say that I know him, but I have met him once!"
I asked again: "By the way, senior sister, how can we avoid being injured by the elves' electric shocks? Besides farting!"
Fairy Yun She thought for a while and said: "There is only one way, which is to merge with her!"
"Um?"
I glared and said, "Is this still possible?"
Fairy Yun She nodded and said: "Once the two parties merge, their energy and blood will fuse, and her electricity will naturally be ineffective against you!"
"That's it!"
I nodded, as if I had some understanding.
After waiting for a while, the mirror finally returned to calm.
Fairy Yun She then put away the bronze mirror and said: "Junior brother, look, so many people want to eat your dragon meat, so without further delay, hurry up and get going!"
"All right!"
I handed the key to the villa to Fairy Yunshe and said, "Senior sister, if you don't mind it, you can stay at my house during this period!"
"No!"
Fairy Yun She said: "I despise it!"
"Hey, pretend I didn't say that!"
Saying goodbye to Senior Sister Fairy, I embarked on the journey to Longhu Mountain.
Leave the city and take the highway.
After driving for more than an hour, I couldn't hold it any longer and took a 20-minute rest in the service area.
I bought a pack of Huazi, drank two cans of Red Bull, and then continued on my way.
At noon, we finally arrived at Longhu Mountain successfully!
But Zhang Li's family was not there.
He said that he was still in Gezao Mountain, busy with the reincarnation of a Taoist boy, and would be back in three to five days.
Longhu Mountain is not far from the city.
I opened a hotel in the city and slept in it!
It was already early morning when I woke up.
I ordered a takeaway first and then went to the bathroom.
As soon as I sat down on the toilet, the doorbell rang.
I thought the takeout came quite quickly, maybe it happened to be relatively close.
I picked up my pants, opened the door and took a look, and was stunned!
The person standing at the door was not a delivery person, but a beautiful woman with a painted upper body and a floral skirt!
The beauty has a pair of pointed ears on her head, and a pair of wings as thin as cicada wings on her back.
It is none other than the queen of the elves, Yan Xiyue!
"not good!"
I was shocked.
I didn’t expect Yan Xiyue to catch up here so quickly!
By the way, she has a dog nose!
Enemies are extremely jealous when they meet!
Seeing Yan Xiyue flapping her wings, preparing to discharge!
In desperation, I quickly turned around, "poof", and let out a huge stinky fart at the door!
I was going to the toilet, but I happened to hold in a fart.
Now it’s a meeting gift for Yan Xiyue!
After farting, I turned around and looked over my shoulder, and I couldn't help but feel overjoyed!
This trick Heizi taught is really powerful!
The majestic queen of the elves was actually fainted by my fart!
"Ha ha!"
I dragged her in and closed the door.
It can be said that it is easy to kill Yan Xiyue at this time!
But when people seek revenge from me, it can be regarded as having a reason.
Because I stopped her plan to resurrect her husband!
I'm not an unreasonable person.
Therefore, I did not have any intention to kill her for the time being. Instead, I opened the tool box I carried with me, took out the rope, and tied her up.
After using the toilet and taking a shower.
I put on a bath towel and came out to see that Yan Xiyue was already awake.
He was struggling desperately on the ground.
Because her wings are fixed by me and cannot flap, she cannot discharge electricity now.
I lit a cigarette, took a puff, and said, "Beautiful Elf Queen, I have a proposal!"
Yan Xiyue said: "What proposal?"
I blew a smoke ring into her beautiful face and said, "How about we reconcile!"
"Don't even think about it, cough cough..."
Yan Xiyue's eyes were red from being choked, and she said, "Even if I die, I won't let you go!"
I am a typical person who eats soft things but not hard things!
The opportunity was given to her, but she didn't take it!
You can't blame me!
I threw away the cigarette butt, stepped on it under my feet and stubbed it out, saying, "If you say that, I won't reconcile with you either!"
Yan Xiyue snorted coldly and said, "I want to see what you dare to do to me!"
"hehe!"
I touched her smooth belly and said, "The last woman who talked to me like this was already pregnant!"
"you……"
Hearing this, Yan Xiyue began to panic and said tremblingly: "Zhang Yuan, you...if you dare to touch me, I..."
She wanted to say something harsh.
But halfway through, I realized that nothing seemed to threaten me.
I said, "I've lived in all three worlds: humans, ghosts, and demons, and I've even been a mermaid! But I've never tasted the taste of an elf!"
As I said that, I pinched her little face and praised: "As expected of the Queen of Elf, her hand feels so good and her skin is so elastic! And the tattoo on her body, is it originally worn or was it tattooed later? Let me take a good look..."
"Zhang Yuan!"
Yan Xiyue was so angry that she trembled all over and said, "If you dare to touch me again, I will die with you!"
"Really?"
The more she behaves like this, the more my big hands push forward, saying: "What do you want to do to die with me?"
Yan Xiyue said: "The elves were born out of insects, and their bodies still retain part of the structure of insects! Do you know that there is a kind of insect called a bee?"
"nonsense!"
I ripped off her floral skirt and flowers immediately scattered all over the floor!
I looked over and said, "What about the bees? Is it possible that you have a hook inside?"
Yan Xiyue looked extremely unnatural to me, but could not avoid it. She took a deep breath and said: "There is a stinging needle under the bee, which is connected to the venom glands and organs in the body! Once life is in danger, the bee will sacrifice the stinging needle. , choose to die together with the other party!"
