Heizi and I commented on the elves.
Comment one by one on which one has a better figure, which one has longer legs, which one has bigger breasts, and even which one has the most beautiful bottom!
We were chatting enthusiastically when suddenly an elf looked over, his expression changed, and he was shocked: "Jimeis, that little black guy is here to peek at us again!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the elves all looked this way, and then flew towards us!
"not good!"
I stood up and said, "Heizi, run!"
"fine!"
I saw Heizi turning around, pouting high, and making a "pop" sound at the top!
A stinking fart pierced the sky!
Heizi's robe was so puffed up that it had a big bulge!
"It stinks!"
The elves were immediately frightened and stopped, hovering in the air and not daring to get any closer.
There were even some weak ones who were directly blinded by the fart, and finally fell into the spring in embarrassment.
"hey-hey!"
Heizi stood up and laughed loudly: "Master Dao held it in and didn't go to the toilet this morning because he was preparing to deal with you little cuties!"
After saying that, he turned around again and said "Puff, puff, puff" three more times!
The elves were so frightened that they backed away and then fled in all directions.
In the blink of an eye, the elves were all gone.
But there were still two unconscious people in the spring.
Heizi waved his hand and said: "Brother Yuan, let's go, one person at a time!"
I was a little shocked and said, "What... do you want to do?"
Heizi said: "Take it back and taste it carefully!"
I said, "Aren't you afraid that Yan Xiyue will come back and fight for you?"
Heizi said: "Just take a closer look and don't do anything! Your thoughts are too dirty!"
As he said that, Heizi had entered the spring and carried an elf on his shoulders.
After hesitating, I picked up the other one.
Back at the Taoist temple, we placed the elf in the yard and admired it up close.
Of course, it’s not all about looking. Sometimes I’ll touch it if I’m curious.
Heizi sighed and said: "It's a pity that the old man said that I can't lose my virginity before I'm twenty, otherwise I really want to taste the delicate skin and tender flesh of this elf!"
After saying that, he suddenly looked at me and said: "Brother Yuan, try it for me and tell me how it feels after you taste it!"
I shook my head and said, "Let's forget it! I'm leaving soon, and I don't want to cause any complications!"
Heizi said: "Why did it get out of hand?"
I said, "What if she suddenly wakes up while doing it and stuns me?"
Heizi said: "I'm still here! If she dares to wake up, I will smoke her to death!"
"no……"
In fact, I am also very excited, but I am not afraid of 10,000, I am afraid of the worst!
"Coward!"
Heizi said: "Brother Yuan, don't you have a problem in that area?"
"You're the one with the problem!"
I said: "When I was galloping on the battlefield, you were not yet weaned!"
Heizi said: "Then what's there to worry about? You're leaving anyway. If you don't do it, it's for nothing!"
I was distracted by what Heizi said.
I almost got it!
At this moment, a group of elves suddenly flew over the Taoist temple!
The leader is none other than their queen leader Yan Xiyue!
When Heizi saw this situation, he turned around and was about to fart.
But I don’t know if he just released too much. This time he held it in for a long time, but he didn’t release it for a long time!
When I saw something was wrong, I quickly hid in the alchemy room!
Close the door hard!
"Brother Yuan!"
Soon there was the sound of Heizi banging on the door: "Open the door quickly and let me in!"
I opened the door a crack.
But when he looked up, Yan Xiyue had already arrived in front of the door!
I was afraid that I would also be implicated, so I was so scared that I quickly closed the door again!
"Far……"
Poor Heizi, before he finished shouting the word "Brother Yuan", there was no follow-up.
If nothing else, he must have been stunned by Yan Xiyue!
Dong dong dong...
From time to time there were sounds of banging on the door outside.
Fortunately, this is a stone gate and does not conduct electricity.
I'm thinking about entering the barrier now!
As for Heizi, with his master Taishang Laojun here, there will definitely be no problem!
Unless these elves don’t want to live anymore!
I moved some rocks to block the door to prevent others from breaking in!
After doing this, I looked at the alchemy furnace...
I definitely can’t take anything from this world with me!
But you can eat it!
I opened the outlet of the alchemy furnace.
The golden elixirs that have not yet been refined are still being refined inside, and those that can come out are edible. I didn’t count them carefully, but there were about a dozen of them!
"Ouch... so hot!"
I held it in my hand and blew it for a while, then ate all the dozen golden elixirs!
As soon as I took these golden elixirs, I immediately felt hot all over!
Soon, my skin turned golden and glowed!
This is the function of the indestructible magical power!
I guess if it weren't for the magical body protection, I might not be able to hold so many golden elixirs!
The effects of the golden elixir are spreading rapidly.
I just feel top-heavy!
It seems like there is a mountain tied to each leg!
Every step he took was extremely laborious, shaking the alchemy room and even the entire Taoist temple from side to side!
After walking like this for seven steps, we finally arrived at the boundary!
I took a deep breath and prepared to lift my legs to enter the barrier.
At this moment, Yan Xiyue's voice was heard from behind: "Boy, stop!"
"Um?"
I turned around and looked, and immediately felt bad!
It turned out that Yan Xiyue actually came in along the chimney!
I speed up, trying to enter the barrier.
But at this time, my legs were too heavy and I couldn’t move faster at all!
All this happened in the blink of an eye!
I saw Yan Xiyue flapping her wings!
A fragrant wind blows in your face!
Just like last time, I felt numb all over my body, rolled my eyes and fainted...
When I woke up again, I found myself tied up in a cave.
Next to him was Heizi, who was tied up tightly just like me!
Seeing me open my eyes, Heizi breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Brother Yuan, you finally woke up! I thought you were dead!"
I looked outside and said, "How long have I been unconscious?"
Heizi said: "According to your calculation method, this is already the fifteenth and last day!"
"ah?"
I was shocked.
Heizi said: "During this period, Yan Xiyue tried many ways to kill you, but failed!"
I said, "That's for sure! It's not that easy to kill me!"
"but……"
Heizi said: "They are afraid that you will wake up, so every once in a while, they will send someone over to shock you again!"
When I heard this, it was okay!
Get out now!
I activated the Vajra Indestructible Magic Power and exerted a slight force.
Snapped!
All the ropes tied to my body were broken!
"Oh, that's awesome!"
Heizi's eyes widened and he said, "Hurry up and untie it for me too!"
I untied Heizi.
Just at this moment, an elf girl came, probably ready to continue to shock me!
Heizi had been holding back his anger for a long time. When he saw the elf girl, he turned around and gave a shit!
puff……
As the fart sound passed by, the poor elf girl was immediately smoked and fell from the air!
"Hey, Master Dao, I..."
"Stop bragging and let's go!"
I pulled Heizi around and ran away.
Heizi ran a few steps after me and said, "Brother Yuan, where are you going?"
I said: "Go out and go to the alchemy room!"
"oh!"
Heizi pointed behind him and said, "Then you ran in the wrong direction!"
"Damn! I didn't tell you earlier!"
I quickly turned around.
