Ming Hua said: "The gods gave it to me!"
"fart!"
The threshing woman said: "I think you probably snatched it from another village. Be careful I tell the village chief!"
Ming Hua said: "You can tell the village chief when he comes back from hunting! Not to mention the village chief, even the mage in the market town knows about it, and I still say the same thing!"
The threshing woman said, "I'm joking with you. What are you doing carrying him?"
Ming Hua said: "He seems to be sick, he can't speak or move!"
"Pity!"
The threshing woman said: "Bring it to the market town tomorrow and let the mage have a look. If you can't clip it, you will blind such a fair man in vain!"
"yes!"
Ming Hua said: "Not only is it white, it's also very big! I'll take him home to play around with him first. I hope he can match it!"
Minghua carried me into a small house.
It's ridiculously basic inside.
There was only a bed made of soil and a clay pot for holding water, which was only as big as a later chamber pot.
Minghua put me on the bed, held water in both hands, and brought it to my mouth.
Unfortunately, I couldn't move my mouth, and water flowed down the corners of my mouth to the left and right.
"waste!"
Minghua was so angry that she threw her hands away and slapped me, cursing: "You dare to waste even water, you useless thing!"
I'm so angry!
How dare that wild woman hit me!
When I regain my mobility, I want you to look good!
After feeding the water, Minghua tried several more methods, such as patting, biting, shaking...
But obviously, it's all in vain.
Soon, Minghua became a little discouraged and sat next to me, looking at me helplessly.
After watching it for a while, her eyes soon changed, and she actually reached out and flicked me!
"Huh?"
With this move, Minghua seemed to have discovered a new continent, and said to herself: "Although it can't move, it seems to be usable!"
As she said that, she stood up and looked at me excitedly.
"I'm Nima!"
My eyes widened and I was scared to death!
By the way, my great reputation will not be ruined in the hands of this wild woman today, right?
It’s still acceptable if she’s a beautiful woman!
But Ming Hua is a big buck tooth!
She looks dark and ugly, as if her mother has not evolved!
Minghua is about to sit down!
At this time, there was a sudden noise outside.
Then I heard people saying hello one after another.
It seems that the village chief has returned from hunting.
Due to such a noise from outside, Minghua paused her bold plan.
Just at this time, there was a knock on the door.
The so-called door is actually a wooden board leaning against it.
"Who?"
Minghua asked angrily.
"it's me!"
A rough female voice came from the door.
"It's the village chief!"
Minghua immediately smiled and went to open the door.
As soon as the door opened, a fat woman came in.
Can't say fat either.
Speaking of strong seems more appropriate!
Her upper part was covered with mud like other women, but her lower part was more upscale, wearing a leopard print skirt, and it was made of real leather!
The village chief asked: "I heard that you brought a man back?"
"yes!"
Minghua pointed at me lying on the bed and said, "Isn't that right?"
The village chief asked: "Have you confirmed your identity? Is he a spy from another tribe?"
Ming Hua said: "Don't worry, village chief, I've checked everything! This little man is very clean, he definitely can't be a spy!"
"That's good!"
The village chief said: "Come out with me to peel the skin and eat meat tonight!"
Watching Minghua and the village chief leave, I secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
Based on the conversation between the two of them just now, I learned two more useful pieces of information.
The first is tribe.
The history of the tribe can be traced back to the Neolithic Age, when people gradually transitioned from hunting, fishing and other lifestyles to farming.
Of course, the so-called transition is actually an extremely long process.
Many of us are at the transition point between two eras throughout our lives.
In addition, the Neolithic Age is not a particularly clear era, but was proposed by later archaeologists based on certain signs. The main characteristics are the birth of farming, the production of pottery, and the use of stone tools.
The second useful information is clean!
Minghua said that I am very clean and I am definitely not a spy!
The reason why we say this is because the ancients worshiped totems, and most people tattooed their bodies to distinguish different races, families, or tribes.
In addition to the above two points, I would venture to guess that this may still be a matriarchal society!
At least in this village, it is dominated by women!
Women go hunting or do heavy work at home, but men can only weave hemp rope, make pottery, and punch holes in stone tools.
However, although!
This information is still very limited!
To this day, I still don’t know which era or region I am in.
If you don't understand these things, looking for Kunlun Mountain is just a dream.
But I'm not in a hurry.
Just wait for the numbness to pass.
The only thing that worries me is Minghua’s big buck teeth!
What if she plots against me again later?
Before I knew it, it was getting dark outside.
The village is becoming more and more lively.
As a burst of fire lit up, a burst of singing came from outside, and the smell of barbecue floated in the air.
Of course, it’s not just fragrant, it’s actually quite fishy!
The first human beings drank raw meat and drank blood, which meant eating raw birds and beasts and drinking raw animal blood. At least in this era, they would roast them with fire.
I haven't eaten for a day and I'm a little hungry.
Finally, I was so hungry that I even began to look forward to Big Buck Tooth coming in soon.
But then again, now I can’t open my mouth, and even if the big buck teeth come, I can’t be fed anything.
Drowsy, dizzy.
I was almost asleep.
At this time, it suddenly became noisy outside, as if someone was fighting, accompanied by bursts of babies crying from time to time.
The sound lasted very briefly, and in less than two minutes, it returned to silence.
Then, the door opened.
Big Bucktooth ran in with a look of horror on his face.
She first picked me up and threw me to the ground. I was thrown to pieces!
Then she lay down on the dirt bed by herself!
puff!
As I lay down, something magical happened.
The big buck teeth actually disappeared out of thin air!
It seemed to have penetrated directly into the soil, which made me wonder!
Not long after Big Buck Tooth disappeared, a group of people rushed in.
I did a rough count and it should be seven people.
But there were people outside, but I couldn't see them because the house was too small and could only fit so many people.
These were men, clothed in sackcloth and carrying swords.
Judging from the color, it should be a bronze weapon.
Some people's arms and legs are exposed, and you can see tattoos like weapons on them.
The leader looked around, looked at me fiercely and said, "Where was that woman just now?"
I said nothing.
Several people punched and kicked me, but it still didn't help.
Finally, the little boss interrupted his men and waved his hands: "You two should chase each other separately. Don't let that bucktooth escape to the market town!"
After saying that, he pierced my heart with his sword, and then he went out.
Although my body is numb at the moment, my ability to heal is still there.
Not long after the little boss left, my wounds healed.
I was worried that they would come back, hit me with last hits, or do other cruel things, but luckily they didn't.
