"Thank you Mrs. Lu!"
After the soldiers left, Zhang Li quickly thanked them.
"You're welcome!"
Mrs. Lu looked at me and Zhang Li and asked tentatively: "Are you both students? Are you going back to your hometown?"
"yes!"
Zhang Li patted my dog's head and said, "This is my brother Zhang Yuan. Let's go back to our hometown of Tianshui."
"Tianshui..."
Mrs. Lu said: "That place is very far away. Should we go to the last stop?"
Zhang Li said: "It's quite far, but there are trains now, so it's quite convenient!"
"Too!"
Mrs. Lu said: "You two siblings are really promising. They both went to college. From now on, if my son Xiaowei can be half as good as your siblings, I will be satisfied."
Mrs. Lu looks fair and tender, and her speech is somewhat good. She must have been a lady in the past.
One of the generals under the surname Duan was surnamed Lu. They were divided into one party and could be regarded as a prince in ancient times. I wonder if this Mrs. Lu is his wife.
Along the way, there were more beautiful wives to chat with, so the time went by very quickly.
It was Mrs. Lu's son Xiaowei who was too naughty and ran in and out all of a sudden, which made Mrs. Lu very worried.
Fortunately, a maid came soon to take care of Xiaowei.
It turned out that the maid had been in the second-class compartment before. Mrs. Lu couldn't restrain her son, so she called the maid back.
The maid took Xiaowei out to play, and the car suddenly became quiet.
After chatting for a while, Mrs. Lu went to the berth to rest.
I said to Zhang Li: "You slept half the night yesterday, please sleep a little longer!"
"Um!"
When Zhang Li lay down, I also lay on the table and became confused.
After sleeping for about an hour, the maid came back with Xiaowei.
As soon as Xiaowei came back, the car became noisy again.
Mrs. Lu and Zhang Li were naturally awakened.
"Mom, eat peanuts!"
Xiaowei took out a handful of fried peanuts from his pocket.
Don't tell me, these peanuts are so fried!
Zhang Li and I were so fragrant on the opposite side!
Mrs. Lu tasted a few, looked at the maid and said, "Where did the peanuts come from?"
The maid said: "Go back to my wife, I bought it in the second-class carriage."
Mrs. Lu said: "Is there any more?"
"Yes!"
The maid took out a packet from the bag and prepared to give it to Mrs. Lu.
Mrs. Lu shook her head, looked at me and Zhang Li and said, "Give some to these two students, let's try them together! The fried peanuts are so fragrant, they taste better than those in our hometown!"
The maid handed the peanuts to Zhang Li and me, and secretly swallowed.
Apparently she wanted to eat it too.
But due to my identity, I have never tasted it!
Zhang Li grabbed a handful and gave it to her. She also smiled and shook her head, not daring to reach out to take it.
"Mom, dizzy!"
After eating for a while, Xiaowei suddenly covered his head.
Mrs. Lu wanted to take a look at her son, but before he could move, she seemed to faint too.
Soon, both mother and son fainted on their seats.
"No, peanuts are poisonous!"
At this time, Zhang Li seemed to have discovered something.
But unfortunately, she found out a little too late, and she was also tricked!
After saying "peanuts are poisonous", before she could use her energy to resolve the problem, she immediately fainted next to me with a "嘤咛" sound.
Four people ate peanuts, and three of them fainted.
I'm the only one who doesn't feel anything!
It’s certain that peanuts are poisonous!
And it’s quite toxic!
Otherwise, it would be impossible for Zhang Li not to have time to react.
But that's not the point right now.
The point is, after eating Dragon Balls, does my body not only have the function of self-healing, but also become immune to all poisons?
"Mrs?"
"Master?"
The maid's words brought my thoughts back to reality.
I suddenly became wary.
We all ate peanuts, but this maid didn’t. Could it be her fault?
In order to find out the truth, I pretended to be poisoned and lay down, but in fact I was secretly observing the maid's every move.
What surprised me was that the maid did not steal money or purses, but instead was anxious.
However, she had no education and didn't know how to call the conductor. She just kept stamping her feet in a hurry.
Since it's not the maid's fault, then it's probably the peanut seller's fault!
Now is not the time to look for trouble.
We have to help Zhang Li detoxify first!
Prevent her from getting too poisoned!
When I was buying clothes before, I naturally also bought gold needles and other necessary things in case of emergencies.
Now it really comes in handy!
I took out the golden needle and prepared to give Zhang Li acupuncture.
But soon, I suddenly thought of something!
My saliva, blood, etc. not only have the function of self-healing, but can also help others eliminate their scars.
In the same way, do they also have the effect of helping people detoxify?
Thinking of this, my heart moved!
Such a good opportunity would be wasted if you don’t try it!
I held Zhang Li's beautiful face with both hands, my heartbeat accelerated uncontrollably, and I slowly kissed her...
Don't tell me, this trick is really effective!
Soon Zhang Li had a reaction.
First he responded to me subconsciously, and then his eyelids and fingers moved.
Immediately afterwards, Zhang Li opened her eyes.
When she realized what was happening, she was so confused that she even forgot to push me away!
I was afraid that she would misunderstand, so I reluctantly stopped moving, smacked my lips, and said, "You are poisoned. Peanuts are poisonous. I am helping you detoxify!"
As soon as I reminded her, Zhang Li quickly remembered.
But she was obviously still upset, a little angry, and a little shy. She blushed and said, "Detoxification...is there such a solution?"
I said, "My physique is quite special. I can not only control water and fire, but also detoxify. Otherwise, why would it be fine if I ate it?"
Zhang Li stopped talking and seemed to be convinced by me.
At this time, the maid suddenly knelt down in front of me with a "plop" and said: "Please, save my wife and young master! I kowtow to you!" After saying that, her head really hit the ground and started kowtowing "bang bang bang" .
"Get up quickly!"
Zhang Li quickly helped the maid up and yelled at me: "You haven't saved me yet!"
"this……"
How could I have the nerve to kiss someone else in front of Zhang Li?
Although this Mrs. Lu is not bad looking either!
I want to take out the golden needle.
But if I use gold needles, Zhang Li will question why I didn’t use them just now!
This is very embarrassing!
"Hurry up, it's important to save people!"
Seeing that I was still moving, Zhang Li became anxious.
"Fine!"
"In order to save people, I will sacrifice my life once!"
Under the watchful eyes of Zhang Li and the maid, I kissed Mrs. Lu again.
Sure enough, Mrs. Lu woke up soon, which helped me verify what I just said to Zhang Li.
Regardless of whether I took advantage of her or not, at least I didn't lie!
My saliva can indeed detoxify!
"And Xiaowei!"
Zhang Li looked at me and said.
"Wait, I need to go to the toilet first!"
I ran to the bathroom.
When I came back, my hands were wet.
It's not that I can't do it anymore, it's that I deliberately made it crooked!
Saliva can detoxify, and so can pee!
Back in the car, I put my finger on Xiaowei's mouth!
Sure enough, Xiaowei woke up soon.
On Mrs. Lu's side, the maid will naturally help me explain what just happened.
At this time, Zhang Li looked at me with confusion and said, "What happened to the finger just now?"
I lay next to her ear and said, "It's urine!"
"ah?"
Zhang Li was stunned for a moment and said, "Is this okay?"
"Um!"
I nodded solemnly and said, "It's OK for others, but of course I can't use this for you!"
Zhang Li said: "What about Mrs. Lu just now..."
I said, "I didn't think of it, and you kept urging me, which made me nervous!"
Zhang Li said angrily: "You are right anyway!"
I smiled "hehe" and said, "No, you can kiss me once, and we'll treat each other as equals!"
"What a beautiful thought!"
Zhang Li blushed and said, "By the way, don't tell Wen Wen about this after you go back!"
"Do not worry!"
I thought to myself, it’s okay to tell her, your apprentice is much more enlightened and open-minded than you!
