Li Kexin and I were very nervous.
But enjoying it at the same time.
This feeling is very strange, very hazy, but very strong.
Li Kexin sometimes frowned, sometimes looked shy, sometimes made "嘤咛" sounds, and sometimes squirmed slightly...
These expressions and body language seemed to be a kind of tacit approval, constantly encouraging me.
I tried to put my hand there...
"Xiaoyuan!"
Li Kexin's body trembled suddenly and she opened her eyes.
She subconsciously grabbed my hand, bit her lip, shook her head and begged: "Xiaoyuan, no! It can't be done there!"
I said nothing with red eyes, hesitating in my heart.
Li Kexin seemed to be hesitating too.
The hand holding my hand seemed to be relaxing.
"Woooo..."
Xiaoqi jumped on the coffee table and lay there looking at the two of us with an expression as if she knew something was about to happen...
The air is quiet.
Also very ambiguous.
At this moment, Li Kexin's cell phone suddenly rang.
She raised her head and looked up. She couldn't tell whether it was disappointment or something else. She said to me, "It's Xiaomei..."
I took a deep breath and then pulled my hand away.
While Li Kexin was videotaping with her daughter, I went to the bathroom and washed my face.
After washing her face and coming out, Li Kexin waved and said: "Xiao Yuan, come over and video chat with Xiao Mei, she said she misses you!"
"Hello, little beauty!"
I sat in front of the camera and waved.
"Big brother!"
Xiaomei said: "Big brother, I don't want to call you big brother anymore. I'll call you dad, okay?"
"Ahem..."
I almost couldn't catch my breath, and I didn't know how to reply to her.
And Li Kexin was so embarrassed that she didn't dare to look at me at all.
Xiao Mei added: "Today Jin Ziyan said that I am a wild child without a father. If my eldest brother becomes my father, I will not be a wild child!"
Seeing Xiaomei's pitiful words, my heart moved.
Li Kexin also had red eyes.
Xiaomei didn't feel much at all, and asked again: "Brother, are you and Mommy together?"
"yes!"
I nodded.
Xiaomei curled her lips and said, "I want to hang out with you too!"
Li Kexin said: "You study hard, and when the weekend comes, your big brother and I will take you to the beach!"
"good!"
Xiaomei looked expectant.
Li Kexin looked at her daughter on the screen and said with love: "Has Xiaomei taken a bath?"
"Not yet!"
Xiaomei said: "Has Mom taken a bath?"
Li Kexin said: "Mom has finished washing, Xiaomei must also be clean and take a bath on time!"
"Um!"
Xiao Mei tilted her little head and asked innocently: "Did Mom and Big Brother wash together?"
"faint……"
Li Kexin looked embarrassed and said: "Children, stop talking nonsense, give your phone to grandma!"
"don't want!"
Li Kexin said: "I want Mommy to coax me to sleep!"
It seems that Li Kexin wants to chat with her daughter for a long time.
I entered the bedroom on my own.
Take out the dragon ball.
Dragon Ball is obviously much more advanced than the Golden Pill I took last time.
I don't know if my body can handle it.
After thinking about it, I poured half a glass of water and soaked the dragon ball in the water.
Unexpectedly, after the dragon ball came into contact with water, it suddenly became more lustrous and continuously exuded a strange fragrance.
The aroma became stronger and stronger, causing me to take a sip.
Well, it tastes delicious!
It smells good and tastes even better!
After one taste, I was hooked!
The last one couldn't hold it back and ate the water and the dragon balls!
The last time I ate the golden elixir of the Red Chain Snake, I opened up the Ren and Du meridian!
I don’t know what the reaction will be this time...
After less than a minute, my body began to change.
Just like the last time I took the golden elixir, countless gases were colliding randomly in my body!
I would have liked to try to boot.
But these gases are not under my control at all.
However, when flowing through the Ren and Du meridians, these gases seemed to be sorted out automatically, and they automatically gathered towards my lower Dantian.
The gas gathers at the Dantian and is automatically compressed.
But the Dantian is not the sea after all, and it cannot be loaded without limit. Some gas will always leak out!
As a result, a very embarrassing physiological phenomenon occurs: farting!
puff……
Pfft...
Puff puff……
One fart after another, one after another!
Some are short, some are deep, some are continuous, some are intermittent...
I was burned so badly that it felt like an exhaust pipe underneath me, and it was like an engine burning oil!
"no!"
"Unbearable!"
I quickly went to the refrigerator to get some ice cubes and prepared a cold compress!
In the living room, Li Kexin was still video chatting with her daughter. She glanced at me and said, "Xiaoyuan, what's wrong with you? Did you eat something dirty?"
"fine!"
I took the ice cubes and hurried back to the bedroom.
I put ice cubes in the basin and sat down directly.
"Oh..."
I breathed a sigh of relief.
Sitting on the ice cube is indeed much more comfortable!
It’s just that this fart is too powerful!
A lot of ice cubes were smashed by me!
The farting continued for a full half hour and finally died down.
At this time, I was shocked to find that there was obviously a lot of energy gathering in my lower dantian!
I try to direct the energy out of my fingers...
laugh!
A stream of gas burst out of my fingertips and hit the wall with a bang, breaking the tiles!
"Good guy!"
I still obviously keep this.
If you use all your strength, the power of this Qi is simply immeasurable!
I opened my bedroom window as far as it would go.
Poke at the seabirds in the night sky in the distance!
laugh……
The airflow is extremely fast and hits wherever you point!
As soon as I moved my finger, the seabird in the distance let out an "ouch" and fell down!
I probably made a visual inspection and found that the seabirds were dozens of meters away from me!
From now on, my hands can be used as pistols!
I was having a great time when the bedroom door suddenly opened.
Li Kexin looked at my body and said, "Xiaoyuan, is your stomach really okay?"
"fine!"
I was a little embarrassed and said, "Did I disturb you just now?"
"nor!"
Li Kexin said: "I told Xiaomei a bedtime story, but I didn't pay much attention!"
Li Kexin must have taken my face into consideration and was too embarrassed to say it.
Just that fart sound just now, maybe it was heard upstairs and downstairs!
"Huh?"
Suddenly, Li Kexin sniffed her nose and said, "Xiaoyuan, your bedroom smells so good!"
When Li Kexin said this, I noticed something strange.
Although I farted a lot just now, the bedroom doesn't stink at all!
Not only does it not stink, but it also smells great!
But no matter how fragrant it is, it’s still fart!
I quickly turned on the ventilation settings and hid in the living room.
When passing by Li Kexin, she smelled me and said, "Xiaoyuan, it seems to be the fragrance on your body!"
"On me?"
I didn't feel it myself, but seeing Li Kexin swearing so confidently, I still went to take a shower.
After I came back from the shower, I stood in front of Li Kexin, opened a gap in my bathrobe, and said, "Sister, if you smell it again, does it still smell?"
Li Kexin leaned in front of me and sniffed. The tip of her nose touched my skin, making me itchy. She smiled and said, "Xiaoyuan, it seems to be body fragrance!"
