There are many patients at the entrance of the hospital.
There are some diseases that doctors can treat well, while there are some diseases that doctors are helpless to do anything about.
When doctors are unable to do anything, patients often think of other ways, such as burning incense and worshiping Buddha, exorcising evil spirits and avoiding evil, etc.
Therefore, the place Chen Hong chose is really good!
Brings its own traffic, and they are all precise customers!
Most of the nearby stores are doing good business, and only two or three are listed for rent.
Soon, I set my sights on one of them.
The shop owner is considered a half-comer. There is a bronze plaque hanging above the door, which reads: A blind man tells fortunes, five hundred and one hexagrams!
Next to the bronze plaque is a wooden plaque with the words "This house is for rent" written vertically, followed by a contact number.
When I walked to the door, I saw a lounge chair in the store, and an old man was sleeping on it.
I immediately opened the door and entered.
When he heard someone coming in, the old man didn't get up and said slowly: "Are you two telling fortunes or renting a house?"
Chen Hong said curiously: "You can't do the math, so you can do the math!"
"Can!"
The old man sat up and looked at us.
I don’t know whether he is really blind or pretending to be blind, but he looks scary anyway, with extremely big black eyes and very few whites!
Generally, patients with eye diseases have small eyes and white eyes, but he is just the opposite!
The old man took one look and said, "You two are here to tell fortunes!"
"Haha, wrong calculation!"
Chen Hong looked proud and said: "Your calculation is not accurate, no wonder it is going to close down!"
"Alas... my ability is average and my level is limited!"
The old man sighed, then stretched out his hand in front of Chen Hong and said: "Five hundred!"
"Um?"
Chen Hong was confused and said, "What do you mean?"
The old man said: "Isn't it written on the bronze plaque, a blind man tells fortunes, five hundred and one hexagrams!"
Chen Hong's eyes were so anxious that she asked, "When will I ask you to tell your fortune?"
The old man pointed to a dusty tape recorder in the corner and said, "I have recordings here! As soon as I walked in, you asked me to tell you whether you are here to rent a house or to tell fortunes!"
"I'm dizzy!"
Chen Hong widened her eyes and said, "Does this count?"
"certainly!"
The old man did it without thinking and looking confident.
Chen Hong said: "Then you can't be right, we are here to rent a house!"
The old man said: "Whether it's accurate or not is another matter. Anyway, you have to pay for it! And if you think about it again, am I accurate in my calculation?"
Chen Hong: "..."
After hesitating for a moment, Chen Hongxin reluctantly paid the five hundred yuan and muttered: "No wonder the little beast wants to do this, it's faster than robbery!"
The old man accepted the money and said, "You two should look at the house first. If you like it, we can discuss it further."
The store has a good layout, and it is one-to-two, with upper and lower floors connected.
The first floor can be used for business and the second floor can be used as a bedroom.
If we sell this place, we can retreat to the apartment, and we don’t have to owe Zhao Yao any favors, and we don’t have to endure the high temperature every night.
I looked around and was very satisfied.
Seeing that I had finished reading, the old man said: "Negotiate the price?"
"Um!"
I said: "Please quote me a price!"
The old man said: "You have all seen the advantages of the house, and I don't need to say more! In this case, I will give you a sincere price, and the annual rent will be 500,000 yuan!"
"too expensive!"
I said: "Fifty thousand a year!"
"make a deal!"
The old man's cheerfulness was beyond my expectation!
This makes me confused!
Is my price too high?
Or was this house stolen by him?
I thought I had suffered a loss for a while, but it wasn't until I signed the rental contract that the hanging stone in my heart finally came to an end.
After signing the contract, the old man immediately started packing his things without delaying.
I still couldn't hold it back and said, "50,000 a year, won't you suffer a loss?"
The old man laughed and said: "I am already over eighty this year. What is the difference between fifty thousand and five hundred thousand! The last few people who rented houses left without bargaining when they heard that it was five hundred thousand a year. You are the first A counteroffer!"
"That's it!"
I was both happy and a little regretful.
Fortunately, I made a counteroffer.
What I regret is that I was too timid and didn’t go on to kill him again!
The old man has very few things, and the biggest item is the deformed physical doll!
Soon, he finished moving the things and put them on a three-wheeled electric vehicle outside.
The old man threw the key to me and said, "Young man, we are destined to be together! Do you want me to tell your fortune?"
I touched my pocket and saw that I couldn't find five hundred yuan, so I shook my head.
The old man looked at Chen Hong again.
Chen Hong had just suffered a loss and said angrily: "I can calculate your algorithm regardless of whether it is right or wrong!"
The old man said: "I was joking with you just now! Now that the money has been collected, let me help you calculate the last hexagram!"
Chen Hong said: "What is the last hexagram?"
The old man said: "I have made enough money over the years, and preparing to retire is not the last word!"
"That's it!"
Chen Hong said: "Then forget it!"
The old man waved and said, "Come here!"
Chen Hong walked over as instructed.
The old man rolled up his sleeve and touched her right hand, then her wrist and forearm.
When he touched it further, Chen Hong slapped her and said angrily: "It's your grandma's fortune telling. Why are you touching me!"
The old man was so angry that he blew his beard and glared: "You know nothing, I call it fortune-telling by touching bones!"
"Touch your grandma's leg!"
Chen Hong said: "You old egg, if you go higher up, you will touch the place where you were born and raised!"
"That's okay!"
The old man took his hand back and said: "When you are thirty-six years old, you will meet a noble person! As long as you follow this noble person, you will have no worries about food and drink for the rest of your life, and everything will be worry-free!"
Chen Hong said: "I will be thirty-six this year!"
The old man said: "That means you are about to meet it, or you have already met it, but you don't know it yet!"
"Okay, let's finally say something humane!"
Chen Hong looked very happy. After all, everyone likes to hear good things.
I touched her and said, "Didn't you say last night that you were a little over thirty? Six years old?"
Chen Hong coyly said: "I also want to pretend to be young!"
After saying that, he looked at the old man again and said, "Hey, is this noble man a man or a woman?"
"male!"
As he said that, the old man glanced at me intentionally or unintentionally and said, "And he's younger than you!"
"male……"
"Younger than me..."
"What I encountered this year..."
Chen Hong muttered to herself, then looked at me with a suspicious look on her face: "Little hero, the noble person he mentioned is not you, right?"
I shrugged, as if I had no comment.
"wrong!"
Chen Hong frowned and said, "Could it be that you two colluded to deceive me?"
"Lie to you?"
I laughed when I heard this and said, "What did I lie to you about?"
Chen Hong blushed and looked like she needed a beating, and said: "Although she is a little older, she is still pretty! By the way, when I was in the mall last week, someone asked me for my mobile phone number!"
I said: "The fraudster probably thinks you are not smart and has positioned you as a precise customer!"
"put……"
Halfway through the scolding, Chen Hong suddenly felt it was inappropriate and swallowed it back, saying, "That person just covets my beauty!"
I said, "Anyway, I didn't collude with the old man to deceive you! I'm afraid I'll break your old arms and legs!"
Chen Hong was so angry that she gritted her teeth and whispered: "You little beast, you know how to hurt me every day! Next time you get drunk, I won't let you taste my tightness... What kind of defense is that?"
