I pointed at the yellow-haired old fox and said, "What kind of monster is this?"
"Shh..."
Sun Jiao was so frightened that she covered my mouth and said in a suppressed voice: "You are not a monster, be careful not to be overheard!"
I felt the tenderness of Sun Jiao's palm, gently kissed the tender flesh on her palm, and said, "May I ask Miss Sun, who is this person?"
Sun Jiao said: "Mr. Hu, we are the most powerful magician in Luteng City!"
After saying that, he wiped the saliva from his palms.
"Chu Ma Xian?"
I wondered: "Isn't Chumaxian a human being?"
Sun Jiao said: "Chu Ma Xian can refer to both humans and animals! Humans who are engaged in the profession of Chu Ma, and animals that have become spirits and possess human bodies can both be called Chu Ma Xian! Mr. Hu is the latter!"
"I see!"
I said, "Usually Chuma Immortals exorcise evil spirits and cure diseases. So is Mr. Hu a good immortal or a bad immortal?"
Sun Jiao said: "When you do good things, you are a good fairy, but when you do bad things, you become a bad fairy!"
I looked contemptuous: "Are you trying to coax me?"
"No!"
Sun Jiao said: "No matter monsters or ghosts, they are just like human beings. There is no absolute distinction between good and bad! Tell me, are you a good person or a bad person?"
"Of course he's a good guy!"
I held my head high, without thinking.
"Good guy?"
Sun Jiao looked into my eyes and said, "Would a good person bully a female corpse?"
"this……"
I defended: "Good people are human beings too, and they also have emotions and desires! That night, I really couldn't control it! Of course, the main reason is that you are so beautiful!"
"Pull down!"
Sun Jiao said: "I won't talk to you anymore, let's go in!"
In front of the gate of the mansion, stood a woman in red.
The woman and Sun Jiao are similar in age, but their looks are a bit different!
"Where's the invitation?"
The woman in red stopped us.
Sun Jiao said with a smile on her face: "Sister, I came from Fangshan Cemetery to pay my birthday to Grandma Zheng!"
As he said that, he pushed me forward: "This is my gift!"
"I offer you my concubine!"
"She looks pretty good!"
The woman in red looked me up and down, then took out a piece of paper and said, "Write your name down."
"Thank you sister!"
Sun Jiao finished writing her name and led me through the door.
I laughed and said, "Your feelings come uninvited!"
Sun Jiao said: "What kind of identity is Grandma Zheng? How could she send invitations to a little person like me? When I come this time, I am very satisfied to be familiar with her!"
After entering, the road is winding.
There are lanterns, red and green lights everywhere, and the decorations are very festive.
In the courtyard, there are pavilions, small bridges, flowing water, rockeries, and jagged rocks. For those who don’t know, you might think you are in a water town in the south of the Yangtze River.
There are more than a dozen round tables in the open air, and there are two tables in the hall inside.
Those who can sit inside are all prominent figures in the area.
As for Sun Jiao and I, we could only squeeze in outside.
I took a look.
Most of the male concubines were tied up with ropes or put in sacks because they were not willing to do so.
I am the only one who can serve on the table!
It makes me a little proud and proud!
"The auspicious time has come, let's serve the food!"
The old goat barked "baa", and soon the table was filled with tobacco, wine, and all kinds of unknown delicacies.
I picked up the chopsticks and prepared to pick up the food.
At this time, Sun Jiao suddenly looked at me and said, "Do you know what kind of dishes these are?"
I shook my head and said, "I'd like to hear the details!"
Sun Jiao pointed to one of the plates and said: "This dish is called Beloved, and the main ingredient is one of Grandma Zheng's concubines!"
"ah?"
"Concubine?"
I looked at my beloved baby carefully, and then I realized something was wrong, and then I bent over with a "vomit" sound, and my stomach started to churn!
It took me a while to regain my composure, and I wiped my mouth and said, "Is this the end of being a male concubine?"
"uncertain!"
Sun Jiao ate with relish: "I heard that this male concubine did not abide by male ethics and had an affair with one of Grandma Zheng's maids, so she was made into a dish!"
I said with a bitter face: "Miss Sun, Sister Sun, I really want to regret it now! How about you make a different request? No matter what, I will promise you!"
"no!"
Sun Jiao's tone was firm, leaving no room for negotiation.
After three drinks, a singer came to the venue.
Women sing quite well!
For the song "Always Quiet", I feel that the singing skills are almost as good as the original!
I was not in the mood to eat, so I could only sit and listen to the song, saying, "This woman can sing well!"
"nonsense!"
Sun Jiao said: "This is the original song!"
Young people like to listen to modern love songs, but Grandma Zheng does not.
She lived to be three hundred years old!
The year she was born, Emperor Yongzheng had just ascended the throne!
Before the song was finished, the original singer was kicked off, and then a group of Tsing Yi and Hua Dan people with heavy makeup came up and started singing.
After listening for a while, I fell asleep.
While half asleep and half awake, a familiar voice suddenly came to my ears: "Xiaoyuan, wake up!"
"Sister Peony?"
I looked up and saw a young woman with fair skin and tender skin standing in front of me. She was actually Pan Mudan!
"Sister Mudan, you are here too!"
I grabbed Pan Mudan as if I was grabbing a life-saving straw!
"Um!"
Pan Mudan said: "Grandma Zheng is celebrating her birthday. I'm here to help. Why are you here?"
I looked beside me.
The seats were empty.
Pan Mudan said: "That woman named Sun Jiao went to the bathroom. If you have anything to say, tell me quickly! Maybe I can help you!"
I said: "Sister Mudan, I was captured by Sun Jiao! She wants to dedicate me to Grandma Zheng!"
"That's it!"
Pan Mudan said: "Do you want to?"
I shook my head so hard that I almost broke my neck!
Pan Mudan said: "Then come with me quickly!"
I followed Pan Mudan and shuttled back and forth between the courtyards.
I don’t know how many turns I made.
Finally, Pan Mudan stopped and said: "Xiaoyuan, wait for me here first! When the banquet is over, I will find an opportunity to send you out!" After that, he kissed me on the face and left in a hurry.
After Pan Mudan left, I looked around.
I found that it was surrounded by bluestones on all sides.
As I was looking at it, I suddenly heard a "squeaking" sound coming from behind me, like the sound of metal hitting.
I walked around to the back and took a look, and saw a person nailed to the bluestone.
It was a middle-aged man.
Her hair was as messy as a chicken coop.
He seemed to be wearing a Taoist robe.
The Taoist robe is embroidered with a green dragon with teeth and claws.
His hands and feet were pierced by nails and tied with thick iron chains. He looked extremely miserable.
I didn't know whether he was a human or a ghost, and I didn't want to cause more trouble, so I planned to return to where I came from quietly.
At this moment, the middle-aged man slowly opened his eyes, looked at me and said, "Donor, please stay."
"Don't listen, don't listen, you bastard is chanting sutras!"
I shook my head and pretended not to hear.
After all, it is better to do less than to do more.
And now, I can’t even protect myself, so how can I care about others!
The middle-aged man added: "The benefactor has affectionate eyebrows and is very lucky. If my calculation is correct, you will get married tonight!"
I couldn't help hearing this: "You just got married, your whole family got married!"
The middle-aged man was not angry and continued: "Although you have affection in your eyebrows, the word "love" is difficult to understand. Although you are lucky in beauty, it is still unclear. If nothing else happens, the person you marry...should not be a living person!"
"Pooh!"
I rolled my eyes: "You can just give Grandma Zheng's ID card!"
