In addition to the Taoist bun, Heizi also prepared two short shovels and placed them in the trunk.
He said that if the female ghost dared not come out, he would dig a grave and make her homeless!
I said, "Three hundred yuan to buy these two crappy things?"
"fart!"
Heizi said: "This is called Luoyang shovel, professional!"
When we were ready, we drove off.
On the way, I asked out of curiosity: "Heizi, is it so profitable to sell female ghosts? If that's true, we can do this professionally in the future!"
Heizi thought for a while and said: "There are so many female ghosts, but not all of them are accepted! It depends on the breed, just like buying a dog, some are expensive and some are cheap!"
I asked again: "What do people buy it for?"
Heizi looked unfathomable: "Don't ask about things on the road, it won't be good for you!"
I thought, this guy must not know it himself!
Finally, we arrived at Fangshan Cemetery.
I parked the car on the side of the road.
Just as I was about to get out of the car, Heizi grabbed me and took out a bottle of gray eye drops. He dropped two drops himself first and then handed it to me.
I said: "What is this?"
Heizi blinked his eyes, obviously feeling uncomfortable, and said, "You can see ghosts in cow's tears!"
I said, "I didn't get wet the last two times. Didn't I also see her?"
"That's different!"
Heizi explained: "Maybe she let you see it on purpose, or maybe you don't have enough yang energy!"
Within two words, Kuroko's eyeballs were already red and swollen.
I frowned and said, "A cow's tears shouldn't be this color. What kind of technology and ruthless work are you doing?"
Heizi said impatiently: "You drop it first, and I'll tell you later! Brother Yuan, you've already come to this point, why are you still looking forward and backward!"
I thought so, so I took two drops.
Good guy, one drop of the potion made my eyes hurt and my vision became blurry!
At this time, Heizi was heard saying next to him: "The cow's tears alone don't work, there are also old ashes in them!"
"My mother..."
After a few minutes of relaxation, my eyes finally felt better.
I looked at the vanity mirror on the sun visor. Fortunately, my eyes were not so red anymore, at least they were much better than the sunspots!
I looked outside and said, "Can we start now?"
"hold on!"
Heizi looked at the time: "Forty minutes after dropping the cow's tears, the efficacy of the medicine reaches its peak!"
"How long will that last?"
"After forty minutes, the effect of the medicine decreases steadily, and it usually lasts for about twenty-four hours!"
"understood!"
If I had some enlightenment, I thought to myself, it’s the same as Viagra!
…
When the time came, Heizi and I took the shovels and entered the cemetery.
Not to mention, technology and hard work really work!
Along the way, we saw a lot of Ah Piao!
However, they are different from Sun Jiao.
Sun Jiao is completely like a living person, as if she has flesh and blood, thoughts and consciousness.
And these Ah Piao around are like soulless zombies, floating around.
"No wonder only Sun Jiao can sell it for money!"
"Apiao is indeed divided into levels!"
In addition to being able to see Ah Piao, I discovered that cow tears also have a magical effect!
perspective!
Of course, not everything can be seen through, such as land or stones.
But Heizi likes to wear Mickey Mouse pants, he can no longer hide it!
As we approached the tombstone, we slowed down.
The cat crouched and moved forward slowly.
Good luck!
In front of Sun Jiao's tombstone, a man and a woman stood.
The woman was Sun Jiao, dressed exactly the same as the previous two times.
And the man changed again.
This time it’s a pretty handsome boy!
What makes me a little strange is that the pretty boy actually has a pistol on his waist!
Of course, I couldn't see the gun originally because it was hidden inside, but wasn't it the blessing of technology and ruthless skills?
"Why do you still have a gun?"
I muttered something under my breath.
Heizi thought for a while and said, "Could it be props? The bathroom I went to last time also had handcuffs and pistols, but I had to play harder!"
"should be!"
I thought Heizi's analysis made sense, so he lowered his voice and said, "Do you want to do it now?"
"Wait a minute and wait and see what happens!"
Heizi was able to keep his composure.
I said: "It's time for them to go in later, and it will be troublesome to dig out then!"
Heizi said: "Do it now, what if that pretty boy makes trouble?"
I pointed at the shovel in his hand and said, "I'll hug Sun Jiao, and you first make that pretty face faint, and then put the talisman on Sun Jiao!"
"Can!"
After saying that, Heizi rushed away with a shovel.
"Nima, just do it!"
I couldn't fall behind and went straight to Sun Jiao!
This happened too suddenly.
Sun Jiao and Xiao Bai Lian were both a little confused!
I took the opportunity to hug Sun Jiao from behind!
Although I know she is a female ghost and her body is a little cold, I have to say that it still feels good!
Soon, Sun Jiao came to her senses and began to struggle.
She is very strong.
His body swayed and he almost threw me away!
I suddenly remembered what Heizi said before leaving, and quickly focused on the two important points in front of her!
Unexpectedly, this trick actually worked!
Hearing Sun Jiao's "嘤四" sound, her body immediately went limp.
On the opposite side, Heizi brought down the shovel, and the pretty boy also fell down.
This guy was a bit ruthless, and he directly opened the face's head, but it didn't seem like the problem was too big.
"Quick, put on the talisman!"
I hugged Sun Jiao tightly, ecstatic, as if five million were waving to me.
Heizi took out two talisman papers and took one in each hand.
He looked down and pressed his right hand this way!
Right now!
Swish, brush, brush...
In the dark cemetery, a dozen white lights suddenly lit up!
Immediately afterwards, many black shadows rushed out from behind nearby tombstones.
"police!"
"Put your hands up!"
police?
Heizi and I looked at each other and felt something bad!
It seems that the pretty boy on the ground is probably with them!
Let's kill the police!
It’s normal to think about it.
Sun Jiao didn't know how many men she had harmed.
With so many people missing, the police will definitely track them down, and then they found it all the way here...
But now is not the time to think about that.
How to escape is the most important thing!
"Heizi, what should we do?"
I hugged Sun Jiao and was at a loss.
Heizi glanced at me and said, "Brother Yuan, hold on, I will find a way to get you out!"
After saying that, he took the talisman in his left hand and slapped himself hard on the forehead!
Snapped!
Something magical happened.
Kuroko, who was standing in front of me just now, suddenly disappeared out of thin air!
"Nima!"
My eyes were opened!
Damn sunspot!
It turns out there is only one ghost-suppressing charm!
The other one is a fucking invisibility charm!
After Heizi disappeared, it was Sun Jiao's turn.
I felt a tremor in my arms, and a burst of white smoke appeared in front of my eyes.
When the white smoke dissipated, I looked again and saw that Sun Jiao was gone.
There was only one piece of clothing left in my arms.
There is also a pair of crystal high heels scattered on the ground...
At this time, the police also surrounded him.
Thirteen men, thirteen guns.
Without exception, the guns were all pointed at me.
