"Kuroko?"
I sat up, hurried over to open the door, and punched him: "You kid is finally back!"
"worn out!"
"Let me take a break first!"
Heizi sat on the sofa, drank a bottle of mineral water in one breath, wiped his mouth, and looked at me helplessly: "The car... isn't for sale?"
This crappy car has caused me a lot of trouble!
I deliberately wanted to offend him, shrugged and said, "Sorry, it's already sold!"
"What?"
Hearing this, Heizi immediately changed his face, stood up, grabbed my clothes, and said hysterically: "Who the hell asked you to sell it? Didn't I tell you to wait for me when I come back!"
I said, "I bought the car with my own money. I can sell it if I want!"
"you……"
Heizi was so angry that he punched the wall with a "bang", causing blood to flow from the back of his hand.
I didn't expect Heizi to have such a big reaction, so I quickly took out the car keys and waved them in front of his eyes.
"Um?"
Seeing the key, Heizi immediately turned from anger to joy: "Damn it, you scared me to death!"
I said, "What's going on? If I sell the car this afternoon, will I really die?"
Heizi shook his head: "That's why I scared you!"
Then, his voice changed: "But it will be worse than death!"
I wondered: "What do you mean?"
Heizi said: "Whether we two can make a fortune and whether we can take root in Luteng City depends on this car!"
Heizi is good at everything, but he just likes to show off.
Seeing that he was half-talking, I simply stopped asking.
Soon, Heizi couldn't hold it in any longer: "In three days, we will drive this car to the riverside and make a deal. The other party will recognize the car but not the person. After the transaction is completed, we will share... one million with you!"
"one million?"
I was shocked: "Are you sure it's RMB?"
"nonsense!"
Heizi gave me a scornful look: "Could it be a ghost coin?"
When it comes to Ming coins, I have something to say!
Then, I told Heizi everything that happened in the past two days.
I thought Kuroko would be surprised.
Unexpectedly, his expression was quite calm.
No, to be precise, a little excited!
After I finished speaking, Heizi said calmly: "Originally, I was worried that you wouldn't dare to do this deal, but now that you have met her, it's easy to handle!"
I was a little surprised: "The deal you are talking about is not related to the female ghost, is it?"
Heizi nodded: "There are not only human traffickers in the world, but also ghost traffickers! The deal we want to do this time is to capture that bitch Sun Jiao and sell it to the buyer!"
"Go! Go! Go!"
Hearing what Heizi said, I suddenly lost all interest.
Catching female ghosts?
Isn’t that seeking death?
If the other party doesn't come to me, they will burn incense!
Heizi didn't try to persuade me. He said, "I've given you the opportunity. It's up to you whether you want to do it or not! But I have to drive this car first. I still have to use it during the transaction!"
"Why?"
"I bought this car with real money!"
"You can use it if you want, but give me back the eight thousand yuan!"
Heizi glanced at me again: "If I had 8,000 yuan, I wouldn't have sold the car to you at that time! But don't worry, I will give you 80,000 yuan in three days!"
"no!"
I shook my head hard and my attitude was extremely determined.
After three days, it’s not certain whether you will survive.
When I used to go to work, my boss gave me a big picture, but now I have such an unreliable and harmful friend who writes a bad check.
Heizi licked his face and said: "Brother Yuan, let me call you brother!"
"It's no use calling me daddy!"
I looked arrogant.
Seeing that I refused to give in, Heizi sighed and said, "Originally I didn't want to sell the car, but if I don't sell the car, there will be no travel expenses, so I can't invite this baby back!"
As he spoke, he carefully unbuttoned his clothes.
I looked contemptuous: "Who the hell wants to see your baby!"
"This baby is not that baby!"
"You mortals, please don't blaspheme!"
After saying that, Heizi took out a piece of black cloth from his pants and placed it on the coffee table.
He bowed to the black cloth first, and then carefully unfolded it.
When he did this, I became a little curious.
When I looked around, I saw two old and yellowed talisman papers wrapped in black cloth, with some strange red patterns drawn on them.
"This is the ghost-suppressing talisman!"
"As long as you stick the talisman on the female ghost's forehead, she won't be able to move!"
I said, "You disappeared a few days ago to buy this thing?"
Heizi nodded: "To be precise, please!"
I asked again: "How much?"
Heizi said: "Monks don't talk about money, they talk about destiny! Six thousand eight hundred yuan! Plus the round trip expenses, food, drinks and toiletries, the eight thousand yuan from selling the car has just been spent!"
"Is this thing really useful?"
I reached for it.
"stop!"
Heizi was so frightened that he hugged me: "Our happiness in the rest of our lives depends on these two ghost-suppressing talismans. Don't act rashly!"
Although Heizi doesn't speak well, he is actually quite reliable in his work.
Otherwise I wouldn't buy a car from him.
Could it be...that this deal is really coming to fruition?
Seeing that I was silent, Heizi could tell that I was moved, and he said earnestly: "Brother Yuan, in this case, eight thousand yuan will count as your shareholding! After the matter is completed, each of us will get half of it!"
I said, "How much is half per person?"
Heizi opened his fingers silently: "Five million per person, RMB!"
five million!
Two million is more than enough to buy a fully-paid apartment in Luteng!
Even if the remaining money is deposited in the bank, the interest will be over 100,000 yuan every year!
It can be said that I will have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of my life!
You can't earn so much money by running a taxi all your life!
Heizi continued: "Brother Yuan, these days, the bold will be killed by starvation, and the timid will be starved to death! Isn't there a line in the movie, murder and arson are gold belts, repair bridges and roads without corpses! I have paved the road, can't follow? Come with me and give me a pleasant word!"
Thinking that five million in cash would soon be in front of me, I felt my blood surge.
"Fuck, do it!"
I nodded vigorously.
"good!"
Heizi put away the talisman: "If nothing else happens, I will have to call you Mr. Zhang in three days!"
"Both each other, Mr. Hei!"
I said, "How do you do it specifically? Do you have any plans?"
Heizi nodded: "At ten o'clock tomorrow night, you can meet me at the car dealership! However, you must first lend me three hundred yuan to buy some things!"
"What a trivial thing!"
I directly transferred 300 yuan to his mobile phone.
After Heizi left, I was so excited that I didn't sleep all night!
It wasn't until dawn that I fell asleep.
…
At nine o'clock in the evening the next day, I couldn't wait to go to Heizi's car dealership.
Seeing Heizi's outfit, I couldn't help laughing like a pig.
Heizi is two years younger than me. He is tall, fat, and black. He originally had a shit-yellow afro.
At this moment, his shit-yellow hair was in a pile on the top of his head.
There is a stick stuck in the middle.
"What kind of look is this?"
I struggled not to laugh.
Heizi grinned: "The scientific name is Taoist Bun, maybe it can deter female ghosts!"
I said, "What if I can't be shocked?"
"Crow's Mouth!"
Heizi glanced at me and said, "Don't you still have the talisman? When the time comes, you hug the female ghost and I'll put the talisman on her forehead!"
I said: "Why don't you hug her and I put the talisman on it? You are stronger than me!"
Heizi said: "This kind of thing does not depend on strength, but looks. You are handsome. If you hug her, she will definitely feel it. If she struggles, grab the two key points in front of her!"
When it comes to looks, I have nothing to be modest about.
