joke?
God is kidding!
You almost gave me a heart attack when I was riding a horse!
Although Aunt Yukiko also likes to trick her son, if she knew that her son was inexplicably missing a part, she would definitely come to her door immediately.
But speaking of which, Conan doesn’t know what humiliating conditions he agreed to to Haiyuan. I really want to know...
Shu Yunwen was thinking wildly and couldn't help but ask: "What request did you make to Conan?"
Loli Ai said: "My recent research on the antidote for APTX-4869 has hit a bottleneck. I need a human drug resistance monitoring experiment, at least for 24 hours..."
"Well……"
Isn’t that the [miserable +1] version of the guinea pig? Poor Conan...
Shu Yunwen muttered, and then asked casually: "By the way, Shumi-chan and I are planning to go to Osaka soon to see if Mononobe Masao is still alive. Do you want to go with us?"
"Uh... don't go!"
The only people who heard about it were Shu Yunwen and Tsukamoto Sumi. Loli Ai didn't even think about it and refused directly——
As long as these two guys get together, they will only show affection and spread cat food, and she won't go!
After Loli's words ended, Shu Yunwen immediately picked up Nami-chan who was wrapped next to her and put it in front of Loli: "That's just right. I'll leave this thing to you to take care of today - take good care of her. Don't worry. Let her cause trouble."
Listening to Shu Yunwen's words, Loli said "uh", looked at Nami with a cute face, her mouth twitched and said: "...I didn't sleep all night last night, and I have to catch up on my sleep later!~"
"That's just right. You take her to sleep with her and use it as an air conditioner next to her."
What an air conditioner! It's almost winter now, is it easy to cut?
Do you want to freeze this loli to death? ~
Loli Ai stared at her eyes, wanting to say something else. Mingmei in the kitchen also carried a plate, brought soy milk and steamed buns to Loli Ai, and at the same time smiled and gestured: "Shiho, eat more breakfast! ~”
Loli'ai looked at the ten big buns on the plate and said "Uh" with her mouth twitching: "Sister, there are so many, how can I possibly eat them?"
"Then just eat as much as you can!~" Shu Yunwen said casually, "You must know that being able to eat is a blessing! As the saying goes, a loli needs to be fat so that her life can be great?"
Um? Where did this saying come from? Why haven't I heard of it?
no! Never eat too much! I can only eat one steamed bun at most, I still need to lose weight! ~
Loli Ai rolled her eyes at Shu Yunwen, then picked up a bun with her little claws, took a bite and her eyes lit up——
Um! So delicious! How about eating a few more...
Maybe do more yoga at night! ~
…
Nine o'clock in the morning, Kudo's house in Yoneka Town.
Conan pushed open the door forcefully and walked into the house, looking exhausted.
By the way, Loli Ai last night was really scary. First there was a needle, then a scalpel. Now he said he wanted to cut here, now he said he wanted to cut there, now he said he wanted to take a part to make a specimen, and finally he took out two An electric shock defibrillator, said to test his ability to withstand electric shock——
Damn it! I just got smaller. Does it have anything to do with the electric shock? Do you think that electricity can be big with just one electric charge?
You really want to be the Thunder King, Hun Dan~! ~
Of course, although Loli Ai basically tried to scare him, she still drew 300cc of his blood, pulled out thousands of his hairs, and took out a lot of his skin flakes.
If I really want to talk about injuries, it's really nothing, but the psychological trauma is not that big...
Conan recalled his tragic experience, touched his empty belly, and shouted loudly: "Mom, I'm back! Is there anything to eat at home?"
In other words, he just wants to have a delicious meal to comfort his empty stomach and comfort his wounded heart.
In the room, Conan's voice fell, and then he heard the voice of Kudo Yukiko: "Xiaoxin, are you back? I left a big meal for you in the kitchen, go and eat by yourself!~"
"Okay, Mom."
When Conan heard this, he was slightly moved - indeed, my mother is still kind to me...
Walking into the kitchen, Conan saw the breakfast on the stove. He was about to walk over to it when he suddenly felt a slip under his feet, then his calves tightened, and he was hung upside down with a "swipe" to the ground.
Conan said "Ah!" with a confused look on his face. Just as he was wondering, he saw Kudo Yukiko walking in wearing leather boots, tight leather clothes and leather trousers, and holding a whip in her hand.
Seeing this extremely familiar scene, Conan's heart tightened, and an ominous premonition surged in his heart. He stammered and asked: "Mom, what do you want to do?"
"What do you think, Xiaoxin." Kudo Yuki held the whip in one hand, smashed it into the other hand, and said with a smile, "If I hadn't asked Mr. Shu, I really wouldn't know! My family My precious son is trying to be a personal hero again, and wants to deal with those people by himself... And the most important thing is that he doesn't want to tell anyone, not even his own mother..."
Aren't I afraid that you would tell the spiritual master?
Conan complained in his heart, looking at Kudo Yukiko getting closer and closer, he quickly said: "Wait! Mom, listen to my explanation...listen to my explanation..."
With a soft "bang" sound, the kitchen door slowly closed, and then the sounds of "papa", "ahhh", and "yachudie" sounded in the kitchen, which could not stop for a long time...
…
At ten o'clock in the morning, Keqin removes spirits from the office.
After saying hello to the staff at the service desk at the door, Shu Yunwen walked into the office with a series of "Hello, Mr. Yunwen" greetings.
Not long after he entered the office and sat down, Heisaburo Matsushita walked in with a pile of documents, put them on Shu Yunwen's desk, bowed and said, "Good morning, Mr. Yunwen."
"Good morning. It's only been two days, why are there so many documents piled up again?" Shu Yunwen complained, but he still took out his pen skillfully and began to sign on it "swissing", and at the same time ordered, "You Let’s go outside and watch for a while. If Shumei-chan comes, let me know right away and arrange a car to take us to the station.”
"Okay, Master Yunwen." Matsushita Heisaburo responded first, and then said, "Sir Yunwen, the Mr. Date you asked me to arrange yesterday is now waiting in the office next to him. In addition, your My uncle, Mr. Yuanji, introduced a friend here and said that a ghost appeared in their village, so he wanted to invite you to go and have a look..."
"Uncle Yuanci's friend..." Shu Yunwen temporarily stopped signing and said casually, "You ask him to wait in the reception room for a while, I will go there later. Also, you call Mr. Ida over first, and I will He will arrange it..."
"Okay, Lord Yunwen."
Matsushita Heisaburo nodded, turned around and walked towards the door. Then Shu Yunwen seemed to have thought of something and asked, "By the way, Kimijima, is she here?"
"Kimijima-sama is also in the office now." Heisaburo Matsushita replied immediately.
"Okay, then you can also call Kimijima over."
In this office, other than him, the only person with real ability is Kana Kimijima. Now that another "capable person" has arrived, it is natural to introduce them to each other in advance.
"OK."
Matsushita Heisaburo walked out of the office, and not long after, he walked in with Kimijima Kana and Date Hang.
Kana Kimijima and Kana Date had already discovered the abnormality in each other at this time. Kana Kimijima looked curious, while Kana Kimijima looked frightened. Comparing the two of them, Kana Kimijima was obviously weaker.
Looking at Kimijima Kana and Date Hang in front of him, Shu Yunwen asked them to sit down first, and then began to introduce: "Mr. Date, this is my disciple, named Kimijima Kana, he is a fighting spirit. Matchmaker; Kimijima, this is Mr. Datehang, he is a smart zombie, and he will join our firm in the future. You two will take care of each other in the future..."
"Okay, teacher."
It turned out to be a zombie? No wonder he smells so much of corpse and feels so depressed.
Since becoming a disciple of Shu Yunwen, Kimijima Kana has also encountered some strange events, but most of them were ghosts, like zombies, which was really the first time he saw them.
Kimishima Kana murmured in his heart, and took the initiative to greet Date: "Mr. Date... Well, hello, Master Date. My name is Kimishima Kana. Please take good care of me in the future."
"No, you are too polite." Datehang quickly returned the greeting, "Please take good care of me in the future."
Date Hang and Kimijima Kana were polite, and Shu Yunwen said to Heisaburo Matsushita next to him: "Mr. Matsushita, you will help Mr. Date to join the job later. His treatment is directly the same as Kimijima, and he is like a ghost." For commissions such as causing trouble, priority will be given to Mr. Ida, do you understand?"
"Okay, Lord Yunwen." Matsushita Heisaburo bowed in response.
After Shu Yunwen briefly spoke to Datehang and Kimijima, he walked out of the office with Matsushita Heisaburo and walked towards the reception room.
In the reception room, the friend introduced by Motoji Kojima was a middle-aged man in his forties, wearing a suit, with a serious face and an unsmiling face, named Nagakura Yan.
Matsushita Heisaburo took Shu Yunwen into the reception room and bowed away, leaving Adachi Adachi waiting beside him.
After a few simple polite words with Yongcang Yan, Shu Yunwen went directly to the topic and asked curiously: "Mr. Yongcang, since you were introduced by my uncle, I won't waste my time. Just now my subordinate said, There is a ghost in your village, can you tell us in detail?"
"Okay, Master Yunwen." Yongcang Yan nodded and spoke seriously, "The village I am in is called Guize Township. It is a small and remote village. Because of this, there are many people in our village Every household has always retained its ancient architectural style. A few years ago, I saw that Guize Township was too poor, so I suddenly thought that we might use our special ancient architectural style to attract tourists. Unexpectedly, it turned out to be so big popular……"
"...Two years ago, our village began to try to apply for a world cultural heritage. Once the application is successful, it will not only receive various subsidies, but also make Onizawa Township more famous and attract more tourists. In order to improve Success rate. Half a year ago, I found an expert on ancient architecture. With his advice, I made a new plan for all the ancient buildings in the village. Unexpectedly, from that time on, people in the village often said that they had seen ghosts. …”
Yongcang Yan briefly explained the situation, and Shu Yunwen asked: "Is there anything strange happening in your village? For example, someone suddenly died of illness or died mysteriously..."
"Uh...that's not true." Nagakura Yan replied.
After Yongcang Yan finished speaking, Shu Yunwen squinted his eyes and frowned in thought.
Ghosts appeared after changing the village structure? Could it be that some underground seal was accidentally touched?
But it shouldn’t be. If the sealed thing really escapes, even if it is very weak, there will definitely be something weird...
Could it be that someone deliberately created the illusion of a ghost?
About half a minute later, Yongcang Yan looked at Shu Yunwen thinking and couldn't help but interrupt: "Sir Yunwen, what do you think is the situation there?"
"Well... I can't figure it out just from what you said." Shu Yunwen replied bluntly, "You are a guest introduced by Uncle Yuanci. If you decide to let me handle it, I can find a time to come over. take a look."
In other words, he entrusted this request just because of Mojima Kojima’s face.
Otherwise, let alone handing it over to him, it would be difficult even for Kimijima. At most, Shingo Endo, a big liar, would come forward to deceive...
"Okay, I'll trouble you." Nagakura Yan immediately decided, and then said: "In addition, Mr. Yunwen, I have invited Yuanji and the others to play together next weekend. If it is convenient for you... …”
"Next weekend, right?" Shu Yunwen turned to look at Anda Langping, "Secretary Anda, is my time next weekend suitable?"
"No problem, Lord Yunwen." Secretary Anda nodded immediately.
"Okay, then next weekend, I will go there with my uncle and his family." Shu Yunwen made the decision.
At this time, Matsushita Heisaburo opened the door again and walked in. He came close to Shu Yunwen and whispered: "Master Yunwen, Tsukamoto-san is here."
Shu Yunwen said "hmm", nodded slightly, then turned to look at Yongcang Yan and said: "Sorry, Mr. Yongcang, I have some other things to deal with..."
Nagakura Yan heard the sound of the string and understood the elegant meaning, and immediately stood up and said: "No, I am the one who disturbed you. I also need to go to the Japanese TV station to communicate about the next round of publicity in Onizawa Country, so I won't disturb you."
Nagakura Yan said goodbye and left, and Shu Yunwen also strolled out of the office. After meeting with Tsukamoto Sumi, they rushed to a nearby car together.
At the same time, Kudo Shinichi’s home.
Conan, who had just been lowered from the air by Kudo Yukiko, sat on his knees on the bed in the room, tears streaming down his face——
He finally escaped from Huiyuan's clutches, and thought he would be comforted by his mother when he returned home, but he didn't expect it...
His beloved mother actually stabbed him in the back, hung him up and beat him severely! ~
By the way, is that woman really his biological mother?
wrong! Definitely not. How could a biological mother be so cruel? I must have picked it up from the trash can...
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