After Xiaolan finished speaking, Conan immediately nodded "Yeah" and then defended: "Listen, I'm a boy! A man!"
As Conan was talking, he wanted to take off his pants to prove his gender. Shu Yunwen smiled and stroked Conan's head and said: "Oh!~ I told you not to care about these details! Although you are a boy now, go to Thailand and be a Wouldn’t it be possible to become a girl through surgery?”
Damn it! God, if you go to Thailand and have an operation, you can become a girl...is that also called a girl? That thing is called a shemale!
Also, who is going to Thailand? Hundan~! ~
Conan felt a coldness in his crotch, and instinctively used the crotch-protecting magic skill, and then roared: "You guy... who wants to go to Thailand?"
"Hmm...don't you want to go to Thailand?" Shu Yunwen smiled slightly when he heard this, then he pulled Loli Ai over in a snow girl costume and said, "If you find it troublesome to go to Thailand, you can go to Haiyuan's laboratory. Give it a try! Haiyuan is well-equipped and has good anesthesia skills, and she can also help you with a minor operation..."
"..."
MMP! If you tease Conan, just tease Conan. Is it none of my business?
The corners of Loli'ai's mouth twitched twice, and she turned to glare at Shu Yunwen, then turned to look at Conan, looking up and down with an indifferent expression. Conan couldn't help but tremble, and his heart felt hairy. At the same time, he just listened to Uncle Maoli's words. He coughed lightly, then squinted his eyes and said:
"Okay, you can talk about these boring gossips later. Now let's go take a look inside the shrine!"
As Uncle Mouri spoke, he stepped into the torii gate. Conan seemed to be really afraid of being pulled into a small operation by Lolielae, so he quickly followed him, including Tsukamoto Sumi, Xiaolan, and Kazuya. Following him, Tsukamoto Sumi also said angrily: "Really, Yunwen-kun, look how scared you are of Conan..."
"Huh? Who is scaring him? Haiyuan, we didn't scare Conan, right?"
As Shu Yunwen spoke, he gently stroked Loli Ai's cat head. Loli Ai dodged away quickly, while Conan in front ran faster, feeling depressed and angry at the same time——
Damn it! What do you mean you didn't scare us? Is it true that you are such a scammer and still want to come here?
Speaking of which, Loli Ai, this sinister loli, seemed to have always treated him as a guinea pig, and even threatened to dissect him several times! Although the possibility of him being blocked is very small, we can't help but guard against him!
Conan was thinking in his mind, and made up his mind to be wary of Shu and Loli Ai in the future. At this time, everyone walked through the forest path in the shrine and walked to the water house.
The hand water house is a place in the shrine used to wash hands and mouth. Its main function is to remove impurities and purify the body and mind. This is also the first step of formal worship.
Seeing the hand water house, the priest Dutu Jinchun also took up his task. He pointed to the wall of the pool with the word "purify the heart" written in front of him and introduced: "Everyone, this is the hand of the Death Messenger Shrine. The water house is here, everyone can clean their hands and mouth here to remove impurities, so as not to be disrespectful to the gods..."
"Uh..." Shu Yunwen listened to Poisonous Land Jinchun's words and involuntarily turned his head to look at a certain Conan and said, "Disrespectful to the gods?"
By the way, as a ghost wizard, Shu Yunwen had no respect for the "gods" in various shrines. Sometimes he would "beat" the disobedient gods (Ogino Tomoya), so he basically didn't follow the rules of the shrine. The rules of worship...
Besides, do we need to respect a god based on Conan?
Just this cute little thing, let’s eat three meals a day, okay?
Shu Yunwen muttered in his heart, and then said casually: "Oh! There's no need to go to such trouble! This shrine was originally built for Conan. With our relationship with Conan, there is nothing disrespectful - besides, even if Mr. Maori wants 'Respect' Conan, Conan doesn't dare agree to it, right, Conan?"
Shu Yunwen spoke and stroked Conan's head with a smile. Uncle Maoli turned his head and glanced at Conan, then nodded and said, "Well, that's what classmate Yunwen said..."
This little ghost living in his house, even if it was disrespectful to him, so what? Does he dare to have an opinion?
If you have any objections, just respond with fists as big as sandbags! ~
Uncle Maoli muttered in his heart, turned and walked towards the worship hall. Xiaolan, He Ye and the others looked at each other, then Xiaolan also smiled and stroked Conan's head and said: "Conan, what Yunwen said is right, so this hand We don’t need the water house..."
"It's just that you are a junior among us, so it's really unreasonable for us to respect you!~" Kazuye also gently touched Conan's head.
"...The elders respect the younger ones, but the younger ones will lose their lifespan..."
"..."
A group of people said "Bala, bala" for a few words, and then walked together towards the worship hall next to it. Conan said "uh" and looked up at the sky with a melancholy face, MMP in his heart——
By the way, you can build me a shrine, but how about giving me the respect I deserve as a god?
I don’t care if I don’t use the toilet, I’m just touching my dog’s head one by one...ah! What does head mean?
Can the head of a god be touched casually? I'm about to be touched bald by you guys, Hundan~! ~
Conan roared in his heart and followed Shu Yunwen and the others helplessly towards the worship hall. Before he could reach the worship hall, he heard Uncle Maoli say: "Ah? What are those on the stone pillars on both sides of the worship hall? Don't tell me. Tell me, this is the envoy of the shrine..."
Um? Angel?
From what Uncle Mouri meant, is it weird for the shrine’s envoy?
By the way, that cheater Shu Yunwen shouldn't have come up with some weird stuff to be an angel, right?
Conan murmured in his heart, and found that his sight was blocked by the people in front of him, and he could not see the appearance of the divine envoy. After thinking about it, he immediately quickened his pace, squeezed into the crowd, and looked at the " "God's Envoy", I saw two little mice lying on their backs on the stone pillars, and there were several knives inserted into the little mice's bodies, and their tails and one leg were obviously cut off by the knives...
Seeing the "true face" of the divine messenger, Conan couldn't help but let out a "pop" and almost vomited blood——
What the hell! This divine envoy is... a guinea pig? ! And he's still a guinea pig being used for experiments?
I'll fuck your uncle Shu Yunwen! What kind of bullshit angel did you get me? Even if you really use a piece of shit, it's still better than this thing!
Conan roared in his heart, and at this moment, Shirakawa Haruyoshi explained: "That's right, Detective Mori, this is the shrine's envoy, the struggling guinea pig——"
"——Master Yunwen said that this divine envoy is the best match for the shrine!~"
