Have you never heard of the formula for multiple-choice questions? "
Shu Yunwen looked at Kuroba Kaito in surprise and said: "...It's the one with 'three long and one short, choose the shortest'..."
Damn it! God, "choose the shortest among three long and one short"! This is really it!
By the way, do you have any accuracy in answering multiple-choice questions with this method? This is simply a shame!
Kaito almost vomited blood after listening to Shu Yunwen's words, but he still felt that Shu Yunwen should not be so hasty, and asked in disbelief: "Could you be talking about...three long and one short, choose the shortest, three short and one long Choose the longest, choose B if there are two long and two short, choose D if you are mixed, choose A if you are indecisive, choose C..."
"Well, that's right, that's it!" Shu Yunwen nodded, "...I didn't expect you to remember it clearly. Do you use it often?"
I use it often... I use your sister! With our intelligence, do we need this kind of bullshit formula?
And Shu Yunwen, you're a cheater. We thought you would use spells to cheat, but you ended up doing this...
Are you trying to trick me to death?
Kaito looked at Shu Yunwen and almost cried out of anger. Then he suddenly said "Ah" and yelled at the driver: "Mr. Driver, please drive the car back!"
"Huh? Why did you drive the car back?" Shu Yunwen was stunned when he heard this, and asked curiously, "...Did you forget anything, Kaito?"
"No! You bastard... I want to go back and correct the test paper! I want full marks!" Kaito roared at Shu Yunwen, and Shu Yunwen let out a "ha", then stretched out his hand to pat Kaito's shoulder and said with a smile. : "Kaito, are you kidding me? Correcting the test papers... This is just a joint examination. Are grades important?"
By the way, Kaito, you are a world-class thief after all, why should you care about this?
Look at me and Koizumi-san, both of us just gave up on taking the exam, okay?
"Nonsense! Of course it's important!" Kaito continued to roar at Shu Yunwen, "Don't you think it's important?"
"Well...it's not important at all!" Shu Yunwen groaned, nodded affirmatively, then turned to look at Koizumi Hongzi and said, "...Koizumi-san, do you think grades are important?"
"Of course it's not important!"
As a witch, Koizumi Hongzi agreed with Shu Yunwen's attitude, while Kaito said "uh", then looked at Shu Yunwen and Koizumi Hongzi speechlessly with a confused face——
All right! You two are awesome, right?
But if I don’t get full marks, I will be fed to fish by Qingzi!
Kaito felt that life was gloomy. Shu Yunwen looked at Kaito's expression, curled his lips speechlessly, and then said: "Yeah, yeah! Look at your pitiful look, I'm really impressed by you! I just want to save some money. Time, just fill in the answers and cope with it! If you really care about your grades, I will go find your test paper tonight and help you change it into the correct answers, okay? Now please be more serious and help me first Can the police fool them?"
After listening to Shu Yunwen's words, Kaidou said "Huh", finally calmed down and asked weakly: "Really?"
"Nonsense! Do I need to lie to you?" Shu Yunwen replied casually, while Kaidou said resentfully: "You still have the nerve to say... you have lied to me many times before, and you always cheated me and stole things from my house. , and they haven’t even given it back to me yet…”
"I won't say it anymore, those are all misunderstandings!"
Shu Yunwen opened his mouth to explain, but Kaito looked unbelieving. Looking at Kaito's expression, Shu Yunwen thought about the jewelry he had stolen from Kaito's house, and turned to look at Koizumi Anko, who was sitting in the passenger seat with an unfavorable expression. He felt that this misunderstanding was necessary. He had to eliminate it, waved his hands helplessly and said: "Yes! I'll make it up to you, okay?"
As Shu Yunwen was talking, he suddenly thought about the investment company. His eyes lit up and he suggested: "...I recently established a new investment company and I will give you 5% of the shares. How about it?"
"Huh? What investment company?" Kaito looked wary again, while Shu Yunwen curled his lips and said: "It's an investment company! I recently made 500 tons of gold, and it's useless if I just leave it alone, so I set up an investment company..."
Hearing Shu Yunwen's words, Kuroba Kaito made a "pop" sound and almost spit out: "What did you say?! Five hundred tons of gold?"
"Yes!" Shu Yunwen nodded, "...This investment company is mainly used to make friends. Five percent of the shares will be enough to compensate you, right?"
"Well……"
Five hundred tons of gold, five percent of the shares, that's twenty-five tons of gold. Shu Yunwen actually gave it to him. That was really generous.
But speaking of which, where did Shu Yunwen get 500 tons of gold?
Hmm... Could this guy have tricked someone again?
Kuroba Kaito cursed in his heart, and then Shu Yunwen teased curiously: "...Speaking of which, is there any reason why you, an international thief, values exam results so much?"
"Oh! Forget it!" Kaito lamented, "I had dinner with Aoko on the rooftop at noon and made a bet. If I don't get full marks this time, she will treat me to fish..."
"Well, that's it!"
Shu Yunwen suddenly nodded, while Koizumi Hongzi in the passenger seat twitched the corners of her mouth, and the word "well" appeared on her forehead——
Okay, let's have dinner together on the rooftop at noon and make a bet?
Are these two guys making love to each other when I'm not around?
Koizumi Anko's brows jumped twice, and she looked at Kaito with a playful smile through the rearview mirror. She felt aggrieved in her heart, and an idea couldn't help but arise. A shadow of a little devil seemed to appear behind her— —
Kaito, the heartless one... will eat fish if he doesn't get full marks, right?
Just wait and eat the fish!
At the same time, in the classroom of Ekoda High School sophomore class B, Nakamori Aoko glanced at Kaito's empty seat and frowned:
"How did this guy Kaito hand in the paper so quickly? Where did he get the confidence? Humph! Kaito, you'd better pray to get full marks, otherwise..."
"...I'll let you eat as much as you like!"
…
At 1:30 p.m., Tokyo University Hospital.
In a temporary morgue on the underground floor, with a soft "crunch", the door opened, and then Akai Shuichi and Judy walked in quickly, followed by the man who was left in the hospital for guarding. Chopper's FBI agent explained in a low voice with a nervous and guilty look on his face:
"Investigator Akai, Investigator Judy, I just went out to get some takeout at noon. Unexpectedly, when I came back, Chopper disappeared. After that, I immediately started looking for someone, and then I heard that something happened in the endoscopy room. It's over. I rushed over to take a look and found that Chopper was dead, and..."
"...What a miserable death!"
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