In the blink of an eye, more than half a month has passed, and it’s Friday again.
Didan High School, lunch break at noon.
On a lawn behind the teaching building, Shu Yunwen and Tsukamoto Sumi were sitting together eating lunch boxes. Xiaolan and Sonoko were also sitting next to them, chatting while eating lunch boxes.
Yuanzi always has a cheerful attitude at any time. At this time, he was tapping his lunch box with chopsticks and said happily: "Hahaha! It's so good! Friday is here again, and after the afternoon class is over, It will be a good two days of fun..."
"Well..." Xiaolan stuffed rice into her mouth and turned to look at Yuanzi helplessly, "...Yuanzi, you are really serious. The summer vacation has just ended, and you want to play every day?"
"Hehe! Summer vacation is summer vacation, weekends are weekends, how can they be confused?!~" Yuanzi said plausibly, then looked at Xiaolan and said, "...By the way, Xiaolan. Officer Shiratori's sister is next There is an engagement reception on Monday night, has your father received the invitation?"
"Officer Shiratori's sister?" Xiaolan was stunned when she heard this, then reached out and tapped her chin and said, "Well, I think I have received it..."
As soon as Xiaolan finished speaking, Shu Yunwen, who was eating, also turned around and said:
"...You are talking about Shiratori Sara, right? Speaking of which, I also received an invitation letter from them before. Was it sent a month ago?"
Speaking of Shiratori Sara, it seems that Shu Yunwen met at a cocktail party at the Suzuki family...
"Yes, yes! Master Yunwen, have you also received the invitation letter?" Yuanzi's eyes lit up, "Then let's go together then! My family has other things to do next Monday and can't go, so my family only has I'll go alone, but if we all go, I won't have to worry about being lonely and bored..."
Shu Yunwen thought for a while, nodded and said: "Well... I should be free next Monday night, so let's go together! By the way, Sumi-chan, are you free next Monday night? Come with me if you have time. Let’s go!~”
"Well..." Tsukamoto Sumi was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "I should be free..."
Before Tsukamoto finished his beautiful words, Yuanzi immediately laughed and joked beside him: "Master Yunwen, you brought Sister Shumei to the engagement reception. Don't you want to learn how to hold an engagement reception? You two Are you planning to..."
Yuanzi stopped mid-sentence, but Shu Yunwen and Tsukamoto Shumei both understood what Yuanzi meant. Shumei even looked at Yuanzi with shame and anger:
"Yuanzi! You are talking nonsense again!"
As Shumei spoke, she squeezed the lunch box with a little force, and the lunch box suddenly made a "bang" sound and deformed.
Shu Yunwen, Yuanzi, and Xiaolan all said "uh", and then broke into cold sweat on their foreheads. Then Yuanzi wittily changed the subject and said:
"...Hahaha! Xiaolan, you just said, did Shinichi call you again yesterday?"
"Well, yes!" Xiaolan nodded, and then said with a smile, "... In the past half month, he basically called me once every two days, much more than before... Well, I used to I thought that after I beat him up, he would be scared away by me..."
Shu Yunwen listened to Xiaolan's words and smiled——
By the way, Sister Xiaolan, what you hit was not a washing machine at all, but a Kaito. How could you possibly scare the washing machine away?
Moreover, in Shu Yunwen's opinion, the washing machine has called more times during this period. It should be because he is worried that Xiaolan will feel guilty and worried after beating "Xinyi", so he calls Xiaolan frequently to want Xiaolan to Take it easy...
Shu Yunwen was thinking wildly in his mind. Shumei, who was originally angry, started to gossip and asked curiously:
"What? Xiaolan, she hit Kudo Shinichi? Why is that?"
"Well..." Xiaolan laughed dryly, and then explained, "...in short, it was because some misunderstandings made me very angry, so when I saw Shinichi, I hit him directly in anger, causing him to be injured. …”
After Xiaolan finished speaking, Sonoko immediately said to the side: "Oh, Xiaolan, don't feel guilty. Isn't Shinichi okay? Also, look at you, after you beat Shinichi, Shinichi seems to be more distant now." I won’t call you anymore, and I even have more phone calls than before! What’s the saying? Well... ‘Hitting is kissing, scolding is loving’!”
Yuanzi talked nonsense, Xiaolan said "ah" and blinked: "...is there any relationship between them?"
Yuanzi nodded repeatedly, with a posture of "I am an old expert": "Of course it does matter! So, don't be too nice to a man, and hit him when he needs to, so that he can't live without you!"
After Yuanzi finished speaking, Tsukamoto Shumei and Xiaolan were both confused. Then Tsukamoto Shumei turned to look at Shu Yunwen, thoughtfully.
Shu Yunwen, who was eating his lunch box, suddenly felt something frightened in his heart. He turned around and looked at the way his Shumei Jiang was staring at him. There was a black line on his forehead——
What the hell! Shumei-chan, what do you want to do? ! You don’t believe Yuanzi’s funny words, do you?
The so-called "hitting means kissing, scolding means loving" refers to the flirting between lovers. As Yuanzi said, the more they fight, the more they can't live without each other. That's called Stockholm Syndrome, and it's a disease! It can be cured!
Also, if you really hit me, Sumei-chan, with your strength, I will be killed in a minute, okay?
no! We are so overwhelmed by Shumei-chan’s idea! Otherwise, I will have to go to the orthopedic department every now and then!
The corner of Shu Yunwen's mouth twitched twice, then he turned his head and glanced at Yuanzi, then he covered his head and pretended to be sick shamelessly: "Ah... my head suddenly felt dizzy..."
"Huh?" Tsukamoto Sumi put down her lunch box with a worried look on her face and asked with concern, "Yunwen-kun, what's wrong with you? Are you okay?"
"Well...it's nothing. It may be the sequelae of being in a vegetative state. It doesn't matter..." Shu Yunwen shook his head and sat up straight, "...it's just that I faint occasionally, a minor problem..."
"Is this a minor problem? Dr. Tanaka has said it before. If you feel dizzy frequently, you must pay attention to it, otherwise you will have serious health problems!" Tsukamoto Sumi stood anxiously. He stood up, grabbed one of Shu Yunwen's arms, and turned to look at the confused Xiaolan and Yuanzi beside him:
"Xiaolan, Yuanzi, I have to accompany Yunwenjun to the hospital for a check-up now, and I won't have classes in the afternoon. Please ask for leave for both of us!"
"Uh...ok."
Xiaolan and Yuanzi nodded, while Shu Yunwen was speechless: "Hey, hey, hey! Shumei-chan, I'm actually fine, I don't need to go to the hospital..."
What the hell! Go to the hospital for a checkup?
For a former vegetative person like him who woke up after a year of coma, it would be very troublesome to check, okay?
Blood draws, urine tests, CT scans, etc. are all indispensable. The treatment is almost the same as that of Loli Ai’s little white mouse named Conan!
"How can you not go? You must go!" Tsukamoto Sumei dragged Shu Yunwen towards the school gate. Shu Yunwen looked at Tsukamoto Sumimei's serious expression and looked up at the sky -
By the way, we just don’t want Sumei-chan to listen to Sonoko’s bullshit and label us as having Stockholm Syndrome, so we pretend to be a sickly young boy. How did it end up like this?
Well, being dragged to the hospital by my girlfriend to be a guinea pig for examination... This must be the legendary self-inflicted crime, right?
Sure enough, if you don’t seek death, you won’t die. Mr. Lu Xun’s famous aphorism is so damn right...
