Incense on the grave?
What a fragrant yarn! We are not dead yet!
Conan glared at Shu Yunwen, and then thought of everything between him and Xiaolan during this period, and the corners of his mouth twitched involuntarily——
Wait... Judging from his performance during this period, if Xiaolan really wants to find out, it seems that he is not far from death!
Conan imagined the scene of Xiaolan beating up her little friends after transforming into Super Saiyan. He trembled, and then immediately whispered to Shu Yunwen for help: "...Hey, hey, hey! Yunwen, what is Xiaolan? Did you discover it at that time? Also, is there anything you can do to save me..."
"When did she find out? How do I know!~ It must have been exposed accidentally by you!" Shu Yunwen whispered, poking at Conan with his fingers, and then said with a smile, "...As for helping you... ...Kid, you were not so 666 when you reasoned just now, so you can think of a way on your own. If it doesn't work, just wear more winter clothes. This will make you more resistant to beatings, and maybe you can survive Xiaolan's hands!~"
Damn it! What's more resistant to beating? You just won't help me, right? !
Conan continued to glare at Shu Yunwen, but there was a hint of pleading in his eyes: "...Classmate Yunwen, please help me..."
"Hahaha... I can't help you!~" Shu Yunwen smiled, and then continued, "... Speaking of which, Conan, your current situation reminds me of a sentence written by the great poet Li Bai of the Tang Dynasty. poetry……"
"Huh?" Conan looked up helplessly - I'm almost dead, and you're still reciting poetry?
Shu Yunwen looked at Conan's face, smiled slightly and said: "... That line of poetry is... There used to be an old friend who cares about you, but now there is five feet of grass on the grave! Translate it in Japanese and it will be..."
Shu Yunwen said this poem in Japanese, and then said with an intoxicated look: "...Look, this poem is so well written! It is truly a masterpiece by the poet Li Bai, don't you think?"
"……Well……"
Conan listened to Shu Yunwen's words, and his forehead was covered with black lines——
Damn it! Shu Yunwen, get out of here!
Don’t think that because I don’t know much Chinese, I can’t understand what you mean! Would Li Bai write such vulgar and low-end poems?
Is this sentence you, the cheater, deliberately thought of to mock me? !
Conan thought about this and knew that Shu Yunwen was not reliable. He gritted his teeth and said: "...You bastard! If you don't help me, then you treat me like this! Bastard! Bastard!"
Yo ho? How dare you, little brat, scold me?
Shu Yunwen looked at Conan with interest, smiled, and then turned to Xiaolan with a very angry expression:
"Xiaolan, your little brat is so rude! I was having a nice conversation with him just now, and he suddenly kept calling me a 'bastard'. It's really unreasonable! Please go back and discipline this brat. How can you treat your elders like this?" It’s not polite…”
As Shu Yunwen spoke, he pushed Conan directly to Xiaolan's side, and also pushed Conan towards his death.
Conan said "uh" and glared at Shu Yunwen again. At this moment, Xiaolan squatted down, stared at Conan with her eyes, gritted her teeth and nodded in agreement:
"...Don't worry! Classmate Yunwen, I will definitely 'discipline' him today!"
"Yeah! He's still a child, so he must not be spared lightly. He must be beaten to death!"
Shu Yunwen continued to add fuel to the fire next to him. The photometer mechanism in the "Egg of Memories" next to him seemed to have reached its limit. The light inside the egg dimmed, and the photos on the wall disappeared one by one.
Immediately afterwards, amid the sighs of emotion from everyone, the secretary of the Russian Embassy, Siruov, picked up the "Egg of Memory" and handed it directly to Natsumi Kasaka, saying, "Miss Natsumi, this egg Please keep it. In my opinion, this 'Egg of Memory' is the most precious and greatest legacy of your Kasaka family, and our Russian government has decided to give up its ownership..."
After Siruof finished speaking, the corners of Shu Yunwen's mouth couldn't help but twitch twice——
What the hell! Brother Siruov, can you alone represent the Russian government?
You fucking think you are Putin!
Shu Yunwen complained in his heart, Kasaka Natsumi smiled and thanked, then turned to look at Shu Yunwen and said: "...but the green egg inside belongs to Master Yunwen..."
After Kasaka Natsumi finished speaking, other people's eyes looked at Shu Yunwen. Shu Yunwen coughed lightly and said: "Miss Natsumi, it's okay to give you the 'Memory Egg', but I really want this mask." , so let’s exchange, okay?”
Shu Yunwen raised the mask in his hand. Kasaka Natsumi was stunned for a moment, then nodded immediately:
"...Of course! I leave this mask to you."
"Haha! Then it's settled!" Shu Yunwen immediately put the mask in his hand into his bag. Uncle Maori next to him said in surprise:
"...The shape of that mask...isn't it Xiaoblu's mask? We've seen it before in the Suzuki Museum of Art in Osaka!"
"Yes!" Xiaolan held Conan's hand and nodded, "...Unfortunately, those masks were all stolen by Lupine and the others! Speaking of which, Yuanzi seemed to have said that Xiaobulu's masks only had There are 200 of them, and they have all been collected by everyone in Mask, so why is there still one here?"
"This is probably a piece of Chauboulu's work that is unknown and is wandering around, right?" the art dealer said with a smile, "...but Mr. Yunwen is so generous! As far as I know, the single piece The estimated value of Xiaobulu's mask is only about one million yen, but Lord Yunwen exchanged it for the 'Egg of Memory' worth 800 million yen..."
"Oh! Classmate Yunwen, you are such a good person!" Uncle Maoli expressed his praise, and everyone else nodded "Yeah" -
In other words, Shu Yunwen exchanged the "Memory Egg" worth 800 million yen for a mask worth 1 million yen... This was simply a free gift, deliberately returning the "Memory Egg" to its original owner!
Such a character is so nice!
Shu Yunwen listened to the praises of the people around him and said with a smile: "Where! Where! This mask is also very important to me..."
A group of people were chatting happily. Kaito and Lupine, who were hiding in the corner next to them, looked at this scene with resentful expressions on their faces. Especially Lupine, his eyes were filled with resentment and anger, and he wished he could copy it now. The knife rushed forward and chopped Shu Yunwen into minced meat——
By the way, we obviously spent 800 million yen to buy that "Memory Egg" from him, so why does it become his?
This shameless guy took our things, sold his favors in front of us, and accepted the thanks from the girl and the praise from others, but let us watch...
Damn it! Shu Yunwen is such a scammer, do you still want to order Bilian?
