Damn it?
Why is this kid hitting someone again? Do your arms and legs reach me? ~
Shu Yunwen reached out and pressed Conan's head again, watching Conan's arms and legs waving around, with a sense of superiority: "...Hey, why are you angry again? Xiaolan has already watched that video of applying sunscreen. It’s over, now it’s okay to collect one, right?”
"...That's right, even if I don't give it to Xiaolan, Xiaolan can borrow it from your mother and make a copy..."
"My mother?" Conan froze, then looked up at Shu Yunwen in disbelief, "...what copy?"
Damn it! Could this guy mean...
Conan thought of a possibility, but Shu Yunwen was stunned for a moment, and then said: "...When your mother came back last time, she asked the director of the "Human Observation" program team for a videotape... You didn't know?"
How the hell did I know that! She didn't tell me!
Also, our shameful video tape was actually collected by my mother. This makes us so undignified!
By the way, speaking of video tapes, after the last poker case, Yukiko whipped his butt with a whip and filmed it with a camera. She must have kept a copy of the video. This is all shameful black history...
Conan looked depressed, as if thinking that he would be ridiculed by Yukiko in various ways in the future, and suddenly glared at Shu Yunwen:
"...You guy, why didn't you tell me that my mother asked you for a videotape? She has a videotape in her hand that I am so ashamed of. I am very embarrassed, okay?!"
Shu Yunwen shrugged helplessly. Loli Ai put his hands behind his back and said quietly: "...It doesn't seem to be shameful to put sunscreen on a sexy beauty, right? If you really want to say shame, it should be the time you were spanked by her. Video tape is the right thing..."
When Loli finished speaking sadly, Shu Yunwen glanced at her speechlessly——
You, this loli, really make trouble! If you tell Conan this now, he won't get angry!
Sure enough, Conan was silent for a few seconds and then roared loudly: "My mother showed you the video of her spanking me with a whip at home? How could she do this?!"
As soon as Conan finished speaking, Shu Yunwen and Luo Liai looked at Conan, a little confused: "... Why are you spanking with a whip at home? Shouldn't it be in the bathroom of the Big Dipper train?"
"Huh?" Conan looked at Shu Yunwen and Loli Ai's eyes, and suddenly became much more awake, "...what about the Beidou Star train bathroom? Wait..."
Conan suddenly thought that Yukiko seemed to have spanked him in the bathroom on the Big Dipper...
Could it be that Shu Yunwen secretly filmed the video of him being beaten? The videotape where the sinister loli laments is also part of it?
How many times did Shu Yunwen slap him with such a bad face?
Hmm... speaking of which, he seemed to have exposed something just now...
After Shu Yunwen, Conan, and Loli Ai looked at each other for a few seconds, Shu Yunwen looked like he had discovered a new world and asked with a smile: "...Conan, your mother uses a whip to spank you at home? Tsk tsk, tsk tsk." …The taste is quite strong…”
Well, I really didn’t expect that Conan actually likes to take videos! ~
The video of Conan being spanked with a whip! We have to make a copy with Yukiko later...
Shu Yunwen muttered in his heart, while Conan stared at Shu Yunwen hatefully: "...I respect your sister very much! This matter is not important. Please tell me clearly why you secretly filmed the video of me being spanked on the Beidou Star. ?besides……"
"...How many videos did you secretly take of me? Hundan~!~"
"Hmm..." Shu Yunwen stared at Conan with an expression like "look at my pure eyes" and said, "...that's the only thing that was secretly photographed..."
"Do you think I will believe it?" Conan was furious and started rolling up his sleeves again.
Shu Yunwen wordlessly stretched out his hand to hold down Conan's head: "Hey, hey, calm down, you can't beat me now..."
Loli Ai also added to her jealousy: "...Detective, your current appearance does not match your image of a wise detective!~"
Wisdom? I'm so smart!
Conan continued to show his teeth and claws - when meeting Shu Yunwen, no matter how powerful the detective is, he would be so angry that he would become Mouri Kogoro...
…
In a "happy and peaceful" atmosphere, time passed quickly, and it was already past six-thirty in the blink of an eye.
In front of the skating rink, the staff of the "Human Observation" program group said goodbye to Shu Yunwen, Tsukamoto Sumi and others, and then Xiaolan turned her attention back to Conan and said strangely: "Ah!"
"...Conan, why do you look so unhappy? You obviously just took such a memorable video..."
Conan looked up at Xiaolan, forced out a smile, scratched his head and said: "Haha... no, no, the Lun family is super wild now..."
"Really?" Xiaolan frowned slightly.
"Yeah!!" Conan nodded sadly and sighed in his heart——
well! Xiaolan, how can you understand my sadness? I have nothing to ask for now, I just hope that you will be gentler when you discover the truth and hit me later...
"Um...Okay..." Xiaolan blinked, and then said with a smile, "...Speaking of which, I chatted with Director Murakami and the others for too long just now, and I even forgot that I came here to skate... …”
"Yes! Yes! Me too!~" Yuanzi nodded "Yeah," and then raised his hand to look at his watch, "...It's already past six-thirty now! It's not long before the fireworks are set off at seven... ...Before watching the fireworks, let’s skate for a while! Master Yunwen, Sister Shumei, let’s skate together!”
"Okay!" Shu Yunwen nodded.
A few people discussed it and were about to skate together. Suddenly, not far away, they saw a woman with brown curly hair wearing a light yellow coat, shouting "go away" and other words, and rushed towards Shu Yunwen and others. He came over, and then with a "piaji" sound, he bumped into Conan, who was in a daze and doubting life, and pressed Conan underneath him.
Conan felt the softness pressing on his face, and suddenly came back to his senses. The corners of his mouth twitched twice——
Damn it? ! Did I get knocked down again?
Wait, this scene feels so familiar! Isn't this what we just experienced?
Damn it! Shu Yunwen, this cheater, would he want to film what happened just now?
The wise Conan immediately understood Shu Yunwen's "conspiracy" and hurriedly crawled out from under the curly-haired woman. He squinted at Shu Yunwen with a pair of dead fish eyes: "...Is this going to be filmed for the second time? Where is the camera?"
Shu Yunwen was stunned for a moment, and then he came to his senses and spread his hands with a speechless expression:
"...This time it really has nothing to do with me!~"
By the way, Conan is such a mess, why did he put the pot on his head when he fell? Are we innocent?
Also, doesn’t this little brat know that when something happens, you should first look for the problem yourself, don’t blame others...
Well, maybe you're the one to blame for the fall, right? ~
