Next to Xiaolan, Yuanzi said "Ah", clasped his hands in front of his chest, and looked gloating:
"This planned program sounds so interesting! Sister Shumei, are there any couples who broke up after filming the program?"
"Uh... this..." Tsukamoto Sumi was a little speechless and turned to look at Xiaolan. Xiaolan helplessly glanced at Sonoko and complained:
"...Sonoko is probably envious and jealous of those couples, right? Her camera is filled with photos of those couples..."
Well, to put it simply, this is the resentment of singles.
Yuanzi glared: "Xiaolan, what is envy and jealousy? I don't have it!~"
Conan listened to the quarrel between Tsukamoto Sumi, Xiaolan, and Sonoko, gritted his teeth, looked at Shu Yunwen, and asked in a low voice: "Hey! The woman who asked me to apply sunscreen just now was sent by you, right?!"
"Ah?" Shu Yunwen pretended to be stupid, "What kind of woman puts on sunscreen? I don't know!"
"You don't know? It must be you!"
Conan raised his arms and was about to fight with Shu Yunwen. Shu Yunwen quickly held Conan down and lied seriously: "...Really, why don't you believe me? I told you I don't know, our relationship is , I still need to lie to you?"
Seeing Shu Yunwen's serious expression, Conan looked a little suspicious: "Really?"
Could it be that he misunderstood Shu Yunwen?
"Of course it's true!" Shu Yunwen vowed, but as soon as he finished speaking, Tsukamoto Sumi next to him smiled and said:
"...Speaking of that planned program, after we discovered you just now, Yun Wenjun proposed to film Conan, so after you two walked away, we asked the beautiful woman to come over and ask Conan to help apply sunscreen. Conan's performance at that time was simply So funny……"
"Ah? Really? You also filmed Conan?" Xiaolan looked surprised.
Tsukamoto Sumi nodded: "...Yunwen-kun also asked the director to record a few more copies of the tape, and I will give you one when the time comes. It's really interesting..."
"Ah~ That's great. I also want to see what Conan looked like at that time..." Xiaolan smiled with her eyes narrowed.
Several women continued to chatter, Shu Yunwen and Conan looked at each other, Shu Yunwen was a little speechless——
Hmm, okay, let's lie here and Sumi-chan exposes it casually... Our girlfriend is quite skilled at causing trouble~
A few seconds later, Conan bared his teeth and rushed towards Shu Yunwen: "...Shu Yunwen, I will fight with you!"
Damn it! Which scumbag just said seriously "I don't know about this"? ! Have you ever bullied a primary school student like this?
Also, even if you let someone film me applying sunscreen to a big-breasted beauty, you actually want to give the belt to Xiaolan...
Do you know that Xiaolan will beat me to death? Hundan~! ~
If we are beaten to death, we will become ghosts and haunt you every day!
When Shu Yunwen saw Conan rushing over, he quickly stopped Conan: "...Hey, hey, hey! It's my fault that I made you excited. I shouldn't have lied to you, right? By the way, applying sunscreen to a busty beauty is... This is such a happy thing, I just saw your expression was so ecstatic..."
Damn it! What a ecstasy! Just now we thought that woman was an evil shotacon, and we were so scared, couldn't we?
Conan glared at Shu Yunwen bitterly: "You guy, if you dare to give the tape to Xiaolan, I'm not done with you!"
"Okay, okay! I won't send her off, okay?" Shu Yunwen decided to comfort Conan first.
Conan glared at Shu Yunwen: "Really?"
"It's true this time, I won't lie to you!" Shu Yunwen lied seriously again.
Shu Yunwen and Conan chatted "happily". Tsukamoto Sumi, Xiaolan, and Sonoko also finished talking and turned to look over. Then Xiaolan said with a smile: "The relationship between Yunwen and Conan is really good. It feels like a father and son..."
"Yes! Yes!" Tsukamoto Sumi smiled slightly.
When Shu Yunwen heard the word "father and son" in Xiaolan's words, he couldn't help but think of Conan's parents. He turned to look at Conan and asked casually: "By the way, Conan, I read in the newspaper that your father is going to write pornographic novels. , in order to gain inspiration, he secretly filmed your mother going to the toilet on the Beidou Star train... Is this true?"
"Uh..." Conan's mouth twitched twice, with a melancholy look on his face——
Damn it! This is the legendary saying which pot should not be opened, right?
It’s impossible to have a pleasant chat with someone like Shu Yunwen~
After Tsukamoto Sumi, Xiaolan and others rested for a while, they went to swim back and forth in the sea together. Shu Yunwen swam with them for a while, and then returned to the beach and took pictures with a camera - by the way, Sumi-chan's swimsuit is really She is very beautiful, and her figure is even better, making people drool when looking at her...
Well, Xiaolan's is pretty good too, her breasts are one size bigger than Sumi-chan's, but Sonoko's is much worse~
Shu Yunwen commented silently in his heart. Tsukamoto Sumi and Xiaolan also came back from swimming. A few of them took an open-air shower to wash themselves off and then returned to the sun umbrella. Xiaolan and Tsukamoto Sumi arranged their swimsuits, while Sonoko secretly took pictures with a camera. The two photos made a "click-click-click" sound.
Xiaolan and Tsukamoto turned their heads, and then Xiaolan asked strangely: "Sonoko, what are you taking pictures of?"
"What else can I take? Of course I'm taking pictures of you adjusting your swimming trunks just now~ Hahaha!" Sonoko laughed proudly.
Xiaolan said "Ah!" and said speechlessly: "...Why are you taking pictures of this kind of thing?"
Sonoko joked with a smile: "Of course I want to give it to Shinichi! Shinichi will be very excited when he sees this kind of photo, right?"
Xiaolan let out a "ha". When Shu Yunwen heard Yuanzi's words, he reached out and pushed Conan, and said with a smile: "Hey! Little kid, you will be in good hands later~"
Conan looked sideways at Shu Yunwen, his expression very calm - come on, this kind of photo is also called welfare?
When Shu Yunwen saw Conan's expression, he suddenly understood and whispered: "That's right! You bathe and sleep with Xiaolan every day, and you despise this kind of benefit, right?"
"Keep your voice down!" Conan looked nervous and glanced at Xiaolan guiltily.
Next to Xiaolan, Sonoko suddenly began to complain that this trip to Izu was a failure. The handsome guys she met along the way all stared at Xiaolan, and finally concluded: "In short, I am not a daughter-in-law." The battle failed again!"
Shu Yunwen had a black line on his head when he heard this - God is not the daughter of the rich girl fighting, why don't you start a girl who lost her feet fighting, I guarantee you will succeed~
Shu Yunwen was complaining in his heart. Suddenly, a handsome man wearing a yellow short-sleeved shirt walked up behind Xiaolan and Yuanzi and said with a smile: "Misses, are you free now? If it's convenient If so, can I treat you to lunch?"
"Lunch?" Shu Yunwen was stunned for a moment, raised his hand and looked at his watch - well, it's already half past eleven, it's indeed time to have lunch.
Tsukamoto Sumi and the others turned around. Sonoko looked at the handsome guy behind him, then spread his hands with a depressed look on his face, and said helplessly: "Look, Sumi, he is definitely here to see Xiaolan again... Xiaolan, someone else wants to invite you. Let’s have lunch together, then I invite you to go…”
Shu Yunwen smiled slightly and nudged Conan again with his elbow: "Conan, you are poaching your family~"
"Well..." Conan stared at the handsome guy in the yellow shirt with dead eyes, but the handsome guy in the yellow shirt smiled and scratched his head and said:
"Um...I'm sorry, the person I really want to invite is actually you..."
Yuanzi said "Ah!" and felt a little dazed. Conan's expression also changed. He frowned and whispered: "Classmate Yunwen, something is wrong! There is no way that anyone is interested in Yuanzi! There must be something wrong here!"
After Conan finished speaking, Shu Yunwen let out a "ha", and there was a black line on his forehead——
What the hell! What does your sentence "It's impossible for anyone to be interested in the garden" mean?
How bad is Yuanzi in your heart for you to say this?
