That night, Brother Qin Feng and the others were very drunk, and they were all high.
Not only people drank too much, but even dogs fell down after drinking too much.
After getting drunk, Zhao Haojie revealed his true feelings and said: "Brother Feng, tell me, why can't I find a girlfriend? Why? What do you think is wrong with me?"
Qin Feng said with a smile: "Why do you want to find a girlfriend? Are you unhappy being single? Carefree and free."
Zhao Haojie said depressedly: "I'm not happy, I want a sweet love, find someone to pamper and care for, the two of us can go on dates, go to the supermarket, have sex... ah, play games."
Qin Feng said: "I can see it, you are just greedy for other people's bodies, you ***."
Zhao Haojie laughed and said, "Brother Feng, I'm in my prime, it's normal if you think about it."
While talking about this, Qin Feng looked at Li Jing and asked jokingly: "Boy, how far has your relationship with Jiajia developed? Have you done sports together?"
Li Jing was speechless and sighed and said: "Forget it, Brother Feng, I found that the first three months of dating are the best. When you are in love, you can't wait to be together, holding hands, kissing, cuddling. Once in love, However, I feel like I have lost all my strength, do you think I am a scumbag?"
Qin Feng quickly shook his head and said, "You are not a scumbag. Only rich and handsome people are called scumbags."
Li Jing said depressedly: "During the summer vacation, Jiajia and I went on a trip. I thought about renting a double bed room to warm up our relationship at night, but I didn't expect that Jiajia would not agree. In the end, I felt very disappointed, so I opened two rooms. room."
Qin Feng said: "Xiao Lizi, remember one thing, many things come naturally. You must do the right thing at the right time. Moreover, when men and women interact, they must respect each other."
Li Jing said unjustly: "Brother Feng, I respect her very much. When she said she didn't want to, I stopped immediately."
Qin Feng said with a smile: "Then you are quite a man. In fact, there is a sense of freshness in relationships. Once the freshness wears off, the rest must be maintained by responsibility."
Li Jing asked: "Then should I break up?"
Qin Feng replied: "Whatever, love is not a necessity in life."
Li Jing nodded and said, "I understand, Brother Feng, come here, I'll toast you."
Zhao Haojie on the side was extremely depressed and said: "Oh my god, don't honest people deserve love? Even if there is a scumbag, let me taste the pain of love."
Li Jing also asked: "Brother Feng, what do you think love should taste like?"
Qin Feng replied: "Love should be salty, the taste of the sea."
Everyone laughed.
After several people drank a few more bottles of beer, each other's consciousness began to blur.
Zhao Haojie put his arm around Qin Feng's shoulders and said, "Brother Feng, if you can find me a girlfriend tonight, I will be yours."
Qin Feng smiled and said: "Get out of here, what use do I need you for?".c
"I don't care anyway, you have to help me."
Seeing how pitiful he was, Qin Feng patted him on the shoulder and said, "Remember, the past cannot be undone, but the future can be changed."
Zhao Haojie said in a daze: "Change? How to change?"
Qin Feng said: "Come on, brothers, take out your notebooks and let me teach you the ultimate skills in picking up girls."
Several people quickly raised their heads and tried their best to focus their eyes.
Qin Feng was also drunk. He took out his mobile phone and said, "If you really want to find a girlfriend, you must first expand your WeChat friend list and get to know more people of the opposite sex."
Zhao Haojie said quickly: "Brother Feng, my WeChat list is full of schoolgirls. I have the qualifications to pick up girls."
Qin Feng continued: "OK, next step, edit the information."
Zhao Haojie: "What information are you editing?"
Qin Feng narrowed his eyes and said: "In a word, I see all living beings as grass and trees, but I see you as a green mountain."
Although Qin Feng is drunk now, doesn't he just open his mouth to talk about love?
After Zhao Haojie heard this
, overjoyed, immediately took out his cell phone to edit the message, and asked: "Brother Feng, what happens next?"
Qin Feng replied: "Send a group message to all the girls in your WeChat list."
"Send them all?"
Qin Feng nodded and said, "That's right, I'll send it all."
Zhao Haojie chose to trust Qin Feng unconditionally and said, "OK, I've finished sending it."
Qin Feng said with a smile: "That's enough now. When you wake up, look at how many people have blocked you. Those who have blocked you mean that there is no chance of it. Those who have not blocked you may have a chance. In this case, you don't need to waste it. It’s an opportunity cost.”
Everyone applauded, this trick is definitely practical enough.
However, Zhao Haojie asked another very pointed question.
"Brother Feng, what if everyone blocks me?" Zhao Haojie asked.
Qin Feng said awkwardly: "Then start all over again, big man, don't be afraid of failure, understand?"
Zhao Haojie nodded and said, "Thank you, Brother Feng. I will definitely live up to Brother Feng's trust this time."
Zhao Haojie stood up unsteadily and bowed deeply to Qin Feng.
Qin Feng scolded: "Don't be in a hurry to thank me. I haven't finished yet. There is an advanced version. It depends on whether you dare."
Zhao Haojie asked: "What? Is there an advanced version?"
Qin Feng took out his mobile phone and demonstrated it again.
"Okay, after you send the group message, you open a certain group software, book a boutique couple's double bed room, select the room, and remember the room number." Qin Feng demonstrated on the spot.
Zhao Haojie asked stupidly: "Brother Feng, don't you have to go to the hotel to choose your room number?"
Qin Feng replied: "Some star-rated hotels can be selected online. As for men, you should save money and spend money. You must not save money on a room, especially for the first time. Do you understand?"
Zhao Haojie nodded frequently and said, "I understand, I understand."
Qin Feng continued: "Okay, now I have finished booking, and then I will send the room number 6656 to the group, and it will be done in one step."
Afterwards, Qin Feng threw his phone on the bed.
Zhao Haojie said: "The advanced version is a bit difficult, I'd better learn the basic version first."
Qin Feng smiled and said, "Okay, take your time. In fact, falling in love is just like playing games. It also requires skills. Practice makes perfect."
Several people raised their glasses again.
Qin Feng burped loudly and said: "Come on, good brothers, let's drink in the glass. In the last year, I hope you can get into the university of your choice and the major of your choice."
Li Jing said loudly: "Brother Feng, believe us, there are still three more drinks in dormitory 502, and we will definitely go ashore."
"Hahaha, okay, let's form a group and go ashore, cheers."
"cheers."
Qin Feng was really drunk during this meal, so much so that he did something extremely dangerous, but Qin Feng himself didn't know it.
At two o'clock in the morning, the fairies were just getting ready to go to bed.
Suddenly there was a ding-dong sound, and WeChat rang.
Qin Feng sent ambiguous news.
Article 1: I see all living beings as grass and trees, but I see you as a green mountain.
Article 2: Tomorrow night, Yunshang Boutique Hotel, room 312, see you there or not.
Now, Qin Feng is in trouble.
