The naughty kid took the bubble gum and wanted to exchange it with Qin Feng for one million, in order to save money for his father's private life.
I have to say that this wave of filial piety is powerful.
Sansan also laughed, this naughty kid was a bit interesting.
Qin Feng said to Sansan: "Sansan, go to the supermarket and change a thousand yuan in change. Go quickly."
Sansan nodded and said, "Okay, wait for me."
Then, Qin Feng touched the naughty child's head and said, "Kid, you are too young and don't understand the world."
The naughty kid asked with a puzzled look on his face: "Jianghu? What is Jianghu?"
Qin Feng said with a melancholy look on his face: "Jianghu is not about fighting and killing, it is about human nature. If I give you one million now, your father will not be happy. But if I give you one thousand yuan, you hand over one thousand yuan." Give it to dad, then your dad must love you to death."
The naughty kid didn't understand and asked, "Why?"
Qin Feng continued to cheat: "Think about it, I will give you one million, and you give one million to dad, will dad dare to ask for it?"
The naughty boy shook his head.
Qin Feng said: "Yes, then whose hands did this million fall into?"
The naughty boy replied: "Mom's hand."
"Yes, that's really smart, but it's different if I give you a thousand dollars. If you give the thousand dollars to your dad, the money can go into his pocket, and maybe he can buy you an electric car. Son."
When the naughty boy heard this, he immediately became energetic.
"Really?" the naughty kid asked excitedly.
Qin Feng nodded and said, "Of course it's true. I tricked you into watching cartoons with advertisements."
"Okay, I believe you, hand over the money and deliver the goods."
"Haha, no problem, just wait a minute."
While waiting for Sansan, the naughty kid said: "Brother, your girlfriend is very beautiful. When I grow up, I will also find a girlfriend as beautiful as my sister."
Qin Feng said with a smile: "Then you have to work hard. Don't you pay attention to exercise and are you picky about food? You only eat big fish and meat, not vegetables."
The naughty kid said in surprise: "Wow, brother, you know all this?"
Qin Feng said seriously: "Look at how chubby you are, you won't weigh 200 pounds when you grow up."
The naughty boy asked: "200 pounds, will girls like it?"
Qin Feng immediately denied it and said, "Of course not, so from now on, you have to get rid of your bad habits, stop being picky about food, and exercise more, do you understand?"
The naughty kid was quite obedient and nodded.
After a while, the naughty boy made a surprising statement again and asked, "Brother, are you married to your sister?"
Qin Feng said with shame: "Why do you talk so much nonsense? Be quiet and shut up."
The naughty boy then said: "I want to say, brother, you are so handsome and sister is so beautiful. If you give birth to a child in the future, it will definitely look good. Brother, let's discuss it. If you give birth to a girl, let her marry me and I promise to treat her well." .”
Or it could be said that children's words are unbridled. This naughty kid in front of me really has some ideas.
Qin Feng said to him, "Good boy, I regard you as my younger brother, but you want to take advantage of my daughter?"
The naughty kid chuckled and said, "Is that okay?"
Qin Feng immediately said angrily: "No, don't even think about it. As long as I haven't died yet, it's impossible."
Qin Feng must not have a daughter in the future, otherwise, Qin Feng will not be able to bear it when his daughter gets married.
At this time, Sansan came back after changing the change.
Sansan saw the two brothers getting angry with each other and asked with a smile: "What's wrong with you two? Did the negotiation fail?"
Qin Feng said: "No, we had a good chat. Where's the money?"
"for you."
Sansan handed Qin Feng a thousand yuan.
Qin Feng gave a thousand yuan to the naughty boy, and the naughty boy only took four of them.
"Brother, I will charge you four hundred yuan this time. The six hundred yuan will be regarded as a betrothal gift. After eighteen years, I will go to your house to propose marriage. Goodbye, I wish you and your sister a happy marriage and a son soon. "..
The naughty boy kept talking, then put down his bubble gum and ran out of the mall.
Qin Feng is so angry, this little bastard.
"Don't even think about it. There's no way I'm going to marry my daughter to you, you little bastard." Qin Feng shouted angrily.
Sansan saw Qin Feng blushing with anger, and asked with a smile: "What are you doing? Why are you still angry with the child?"
Qin Feng explained: "This little bastard wants to marry our daughter when he grows up. Can I agree to it? He is a brat and has more ambitions than briquettes. I will never agree to it."
Sansan was very moved when she heard this.
Sansan looked at Qin Feng with sincere eyes, and couldn't help but his eyes turned red, and he almost burst into tears.
"Qin Feng, don't you like your daughter?" Sansan stared at Qin Feng and asked.
Qin Feng replied: "I like both boys and girls, but for a girl, the father will feel very uncomfortable when she gets married. That feeling is like the flower you have worked hard to cultivate for more than 20 years. Who can bear it when a brat breaks into the house and takes away the flowers and pots?"
Sansan smiled and said, "Then let's have a son and let him carry other people's flower pots."
Qin Feng also laughed and said, "I'm grabbing bamboo shoots, hahahaha."
Then, Qin Feng wiped Sansan's tears and said, "Why are you still crying? I was just making a metaphor, I didn't really want to have a baby."
Sansanxingfu said: "It doesn't matter, I understand."
At this time, Qin Feng took Sansan's little hand and said, "You can take off the sticker. Wait a moment. Next is the moment to witness the miracle."
Qin Feng tore off the sticker with his own hands, and a sticker of Sailor Moon was printed on the back of Sansan's hand.
This thing is not a tattoo, but it is more interesting than a tattoo.
Sansan liked it very much and asked with a smile: "Can this sticker be washed off?"
Qin Feng said: "Ordinary stickers will fall off as soon as they are washed, but didn't I spit before? With the bonus of my spit, it should last for a day or two, hahahaha."
Sansan said angrily: "Oh, Qin Feng, you are so disgusting. Come on, I will put one on for you too."
"ok."
Sansan picked out a red bubble gum, and after opening it, there was a sticker of a monster.
"Do you like being a monster?" Sansan asked.
Qin Feng said: "I have liked being a monster since I was a child. When I was a child, I played role-playing with my friends in the village. They all wanted to be Ultraman or an armored warrior, so I insisted on being a monster, hahahaha."
Sansan smiled and said, "Then you are quite rebellious."
When Sansan was applying stickers, he followed Qin Feng's example and spat lightly on the back of Qin Feng's hand.
Qin Feng said with disgust: "Sansan, you don't care about hygiene."
Sansan glared at Qin Feng and said, "I didn't think you were dirty just now, how dare you dislike me? Take your hand."
Qin Feng smiled slightly and said: "Haha, come on, come on, don't dislike it."
Sansan slapped Qin Feng on the back of his hand.
Snap, snap, snap.
Afterwards, Sansan peeled off the outer film of the sticker, and the monster's small tattoo was engraved on the back of Qin Feng's hand.
Sansan put his hand next to Qin Feng's, and each of them had a small sticker.
One is a little monster and the other is Sailor Moon.
Qin Feng mocked: "You Sailor Moon are no good, you can't defeat my Tyrannosaurus monster."
Sansan snorted: "That's not necessarily true."
Qin Feng continued: "You can't even fire a laser, how can you beat it?"
Sansan thought for a while and said, "That's right, but if we really have to fight, will you be willing to hit me?"
Qin Feng smiled and said without hesitation: "For a female warrior with such delicate skin and tender flesh like you, my tyrannosaurus monster can crush three of them to death with one kick."
Sansan refused to accept it and the two of them struggled with each other.
The two were joking at first, but as they continued to fight, Sansan couldn't play anymore.
Sansan began to launch a fierce attack.
The people around me were stunned.
"Wow, this girl is so hot and so fierce when fighting."
"Isn't this guy so outrageous? He beats such a good-looking girlfriend?"
"You are a role model for our generation."
Qin Feng was also beaten back by Sansan and said, "Didn't you say it was fun?"
Sansan snorted coldly: "Who is playing fake with you? If you want to play, then play real."
