Qin Feng took advantage of the time he just disappeared to buy Jiang Xiaqing a super invincible giant ice cream.
The name of the ice cream is "Plant a Strawberry."
It has strawberries layered on top of each other. There are more than a dozen layers.
Jiang Xiaqing's mood instantly climbed from the bottom of the valley to the top of the mountain.
She looked at Qin Feng and said aggrievedly: "Qin Feng, I thought you had abandoned me."
Qin Feng touched her little face and said, "Haha, how is it possible? I just ate an ice cream from you and now I'm giving you one back."
Jiang Xiaqing said happily: "Thank you, this ice cream is so big, bigger than my head."
This metaphor is very down to earth.
Qin Feng said: "You eat the top, and I'll eat the bottom."
"Do you like to eat it?" Jiang Xiaqing asked.
"Yes, it's delicious down there." Qin Feng replied.
Jiang Xiaqing said playfully: "Since it tastes delicious, I'll eat it."
"Okay, okay, if you like to eat, I'll give it to you."
Ice cream tastes great, but when your stomach hurts, it's really uncomfortable.
There is no doubt that after the two had a pleasant ice-eating session, they both fell into a nightmare of diarrhea.
Jiang Xiaqing held her stomach and bit her lips, her expression very painful.
It turns out that romance also comes at a price.
You need to queue up for the restrooms in scenic spots, which is even more painful.
Jiang Xiaqing clenched his fists, looked at Qin Feng pitifully and said, "Qin Feng, I can't hold on anymore, what should I do?"
Qin Feng also clamped his buttocks and said: "Take a deep breath, shift your attention, think about the flowers in the mountains, the clouds in the sky, and the horses galloping on the grass."
Jiang Xiaqing said in a hurry: "I don't think about anything, I just want to go to the toilet."
Jiang Xiaqing is anxious, Qin Feng is even more anxious.
It is said that you can travel a thousand miles by holding your urine, but you can't walk an inch by holding your urine.
"It's all your fault. Buying such a big ice cream, my God, it hurts like hell." Jiang Xiaqing couldn't care less about her image as a lady. She grabbed Qin Feng's arm and tried her best to control herself.
Qin Feng said with a smile: "It's no fun to blame me at this time. You had a very happy meal just now."
"Shut up, don't talk." Jiang Xiaqing snorted coldly.
At this time, Qin Feng was finally waiting in line in the men's toilet.
Qin Feng seemed to see the dawn of hope. He hurriedly got rid of Jiang Xiaqing and prepared to run to the field of hope.
However, Jiang Xiaqing grabbed him tightly and said, "Qin Feng, are you going to leave me?"
Qin Feng was speechless, looked back at Jiang Xiaqing and said, "I really can't hold it in anymore."
Jiang Xiaqing then asked: "Is love really so vulnerable?"
Qin Feng opened his mouth and replied: "What bullshit love, I want to shit, hey, hey, don't pull my pants, Jiang Xiaqing, you are going too far."
In the eyes of others, Qin Feng and Jiang Xiaqing look like a pair of insanely good-looking people.
But Jiang Xiaqing no longer cares about so much. If she wants to die, she will drag Qin Feng to be buried with her.
Finally, it's over in the women's restroom.
Jiang Xiaqing loosened Qin Feng's pants and said, "It's my turn, it's my turn, Qin Feng, see you later."
Qin Feng felt cold and said, "Woman, I remember you."
Afterwards, Qin Feng entered the toilet as quickly as possible and solved the problem happily.
Based on Qin Feng's experience, he definitely had more than one diarrhea this time, so he squatted for twenty minutes.
On the contrary, Jiang Xiaqing was younger and less experienced.
She came out early, but within a few minutes, her stomach started to hurt again, but she needed to line up again.
Jiang Xiaqing cracked...
After more than twenty minutes, Qin Feng came out weak and his legs were numb from squatting.
No, you have to take medicine in this case.
Qin Feng found a staff member on the roadside and asked, "Hello, are there any medicines here?"
shop? "
The staff member replied: "Yes, sir, just turn left ahead."
"OK, thanks."
Qin Feng rushed to the pharmacy as quickly as possible and quickly bought diarrhea medicine.
When he came back, Jiang Xiaqing just came out of the toilet.
At this moment, there were no stars in Jiang Xiaqing's eyes, only despair.
Qin Feng came to her and asked with a smile: "Princess on the run, how do you feel?"
Jiang Xiaqing replied weakly: "It can't be done. The escaped princess is dying. Please help."
"I just bought the medicine, take one quickly and it will take effect immediately." Qin Feng took out the diarrhea medicine and handed it to Jiang Xiaqing.
Jiang Xiaqing was instantly happy.
Jiang Xiaqing asked excitedly: "Where did you get the medicine?"
"Don't worry, just eat."
"good."
At this moment, for Jiang Xiaqing, this small piece of medicine is far better than a thousand roses.
After taking the medicine, the two sat back-to-back on chairs, quietly waiting for the medicine to take effect.
The sun was setting, and the setting sun cast long shadows on the two of them.
Jiang Xiaqing is a fugitive princess, and Qin Feng is a down-and-out knight. The two of them can be regarded as having the same problem.
Jiang Xiaqing said feebly: "Qin Feng, do you feel romantic?"
Qin Feng replied: "If you think it's romantic, it's romantic. If you think it's not romantic, it's not romantic. I just want to ask a question now."
"what is the problem?"
"You just finished defecating, did you wipe your butt clean?"
After Jiang Xiaqing heard these words, her guard instantly broke. She turned around, grabbed Qin Feng and said, "What are you talking about? You are so rude."
Qin Feng nodded and said, "Yes, I'm rude, you can sue me."
"Humph, I want the judge to sentence you and sentence you to stay by my side for the rest of your life." Jiang Xia said with a clear voice.
Qin Feng said with a smile: "I will stay by your side for the rest of my life, and then I will fight with you for the toilet for the rest of my life, right? Hahaha."
Jiang Xiaqing hurriedly made a stop gesture and said, "Don't mention this matter again, it belongs to black history."
Qin Feng took out his mobile phone and said, "I must record the dark history about the school beauty."
"you dare!!"
The two of them quarreled for a while, and their stomachs no longer hurt.
It was almost evening, Qin Feng asked: "Are you hungry? Do you want something to eat?"
Jiang Xiaqing shook his head and said, "Let's eat after we finish playing. There are still many things to do."
"There should be a nightclub here."
"Yeah, yes. The park closes at 11pm. We still have time. Let's go for a walk. Let's take the jumping machine."
As evening approached, the queues became much smaller.
After Qin Feng and Jiang Xiaqing lined up, it was their turn.
The jumping machine, as the name suggests, is a vertical high platform, about 20 meters high, with a five-star thrill level.
Qin Feng and Jiang Xiaqing got on the jumping machine, and Jiang Xiaqing was next to Qin Feng.
On Qin Feng's left hand is Jiang Xiaqing, and on his right is a flat-headed brother.
As soon as the flat-headed brother sat down, his face suddenly turned white, a white that was visible to the naked eye.
Qin Feng looked at this guy's trembling look and thought: Don't play if you're afraid. Why should people be in trouble with him? Alas...
At this time, the jumping machine slowly lifted into the air. Jiang Xiaqing happily grabbed Qin Feng's hand and said, "Qin Feng, look at the front, it's so beautiful."
At an altitude of more than 20 meters, you can have a panoramic view of the entire amusement park. It is indeed beautiful.
"Qin Feng, look over there. That's the entrance. That's where we came in just now." Jiang Xiaqing pointed happily in front.
Qin Feng smiled and said nothing.
The next second, the jumping machine fell vertically, and Qin Feng's ears were buzzing again. .
Screams came and went, and Qin Feng was about to be shocked to death.
Afterwards, Qin Feng got off the jumping machine and shook his head.
The staff helped Jiang Xiaqing unbuckle her seat belt.
At this time, Jiang Xiaqing said to Qin Feng: "Qin Feng, I can't move."
Qin Feng frowned and asked, "What's going on?"
Jiang Xiaqing smiled and said, "My legs are weak."
Qin Feng saw her smiling like this and knew what she wanted to do.
"Do you want me to carry you?" Qin Feng asked.
Jiang Xiaqing pursed her lips and nodded and said, "Yes, brother, my legs are weak and I can't walk."
Why does this sound a bit like green tea?
The staff on the side were so anxious that they were sweating, thinking: Carry her quickly, or I will carry her if you don’t.
Qin Feng finally succumbed to beauty. Men are normal.
Of course, there are conditions for Qin Feng to betray others.
Qin Feng said slowly: "I will carry you for a while, and you will carry me for a while. Is it fair?"
Jiang Xiaqing nodded and said: "Okay, okay, come on, eon!"
Qin Feng turned around and carried Jiang Xiaqing on his back.
Jiang Xiaqing weighs 103 kilograms. It is not heavy at all and is very comfortable to carry.
The reason for comfort is that Jiang Xiaqing's place where flesh should grow is unambiguous.
This is what top beauties are like, they are thin where they should be thin and have flesh where they should be.
At this time, Brother Flathead said to the staff, "My legs are weak too."
The staff member had a black look on his face and said awkwardly: "Sir, if you don't come down, the machine will restart."
"Ah, don't, don't, don't."
Qin Feng was walking on the road with Jiang Xiaqing on his back, and everyone else looked at him with envy.
What a beautiful couple.
Jiang Xiaqing held Qin Feng's neck with both hands and whispered in Qin Feng's ear: "Am I heavy?"
"It's okay." Qin Feng replied.
"It's okay." Jiang Xiaqing said happily.
Then, Jiang Xiaqing asked: "Brother, have you carried other girls on your back before?"
Qin Feng couldn't answer this. This was a proposition.
So, Qin Feng avoided her topic and said, "What time will the fireworks show be later?"
"Ten o'clock, it's still early."
"Do you want to play anything else?"
Suddenly, Jiang Xiaqing thought of something, and she said excitedly: "Brother, at eight o'clock in the evening, there will be a motorcycle show at the amusement park. Let's go and watch it. There seems to be a flying motorcycle. It's super cool."
"Yeah?"
"Yes, yes, those motorcycle guys are super handsome and the scene is super exciting." Jiang Xiaqing said happily.
The next second, Qin Feng let go, and Jiang Xiaqing almost fell to his knees.
Jiang Xiaqing said with a little temper, "What are you doing?"
"Those motorcycle guys are so handsome, just let them carry you." Qin Feng said coldly.
These words sounded sour, and Jiang Xiaqing felt very happy.
She poked Qin Feng's arm and asked, "What? I praised someone else for being handsome, are you jealous?"
Qin Feng sighed and said, "A joke? Would I be jealous? No."
"You lied, you obviously did." Jiang Xiaqing said with a smile.
Qin Feng looked at her proud expression and said, "Once upon a time, there was a super hot girl. She drank too much and asked me to carry her on my back, and then I..."
Jiang Xiaqing was happy one second, but broke through the defense the next second.
Jiang Xiaqing grabbed Qin Feng's neck and said, "Shut up, stop lying to me. You just want to make me angry, right? Can't you afford it?"
Qin Feng said with a smile: "You are the one who can't afford it."
"I won't listen, I won't listen. Anyway, from now on, you can only carry one of me. If you carry one more, you will... you will... you will lose one million."
Qin Feng replied: "It doesn't matter, I'm not short of money."
Jiang Xiaqing was furious.
Later, Jiang Xiaqing said with shame and anger: "If you dare to carry one more, you will be one centimeter shorter."
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Qin Feng sighed, then counted his fingers and said with a serious face: "If you calculate it this way, I still have twenty-five chances, hahaha."
At this moment, Jiang Xiaqing really wanted to hit Qin Feng to death.
He's just so badass.
