Chen Yihan borrowed the host's microphone, and the moment she auditioned, the audience's nerves tensed up.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, are you confessing your love? Oh, who are you confessing to? Let me see which brat it is."
"Let me think about it, it can't be Qin Feng again. Is there no other man in the world? Do you have to find him? I don't understand."
"Please don't be so upset. This is called the Bright Moon Effect. When a man is good enough, he doesn't need to take the initiative to flirt with the girl. The girl will come over. Who doesn't want to be with a good person for the rest of his life?"
How many men are unwilling to give in, how many men are heartbroken and shed tears, but this is the reality.
Chen Yihan held the microphone and ruffled her long hair. Although the ruffling movement was simple, it was extremely lethal.
Then, Chen Yihan calmed down and said, "I'm very happy to cheer for my favorite team today. The dance just now was dedicated to the "Just Do It, Ori" team. "
The team name that Li Jing came up with was a bit ridiculous. If he knew that sister Yihan was coming to help out, he would definitely give it a loud name.
Li Jing felt so regretful that his hair was scratched into chicken coops.
Suddenly, Chen Yihan's eyes turned to Li Jing's rest area.
Li Jing and Zhao Haojie instantly felt as if they had been injected with blood.
"Holy shit, what's going on? Do you want to confess to me?" Zhao Haojie said excitedly.
"She is looking at me, she is looking at me, brothers, I have a wife, how should I refuse her later?" Li Jing said uncontrollably.
Li Jing seemed more excited than Zhao Haojie. After all, it was the first time in his life that he had experienced such a scene.
Finally, with everyone's expectations, Chen Yihan said: "Although I know that my behavior later will be somewhat presumptuous, I still really hope to get to know you."
Li Jing was the first to stand up amid the cheers of the audience.
Zhao Haojie did his part and squeezed out, followed closely by Li Jianjian...
When Li Lingjia saw this, he sighed and said, "Be more reserved, brother."
Jiang Xiaqing even smiled and said: "Wow, whose contact information does Chen Yihan want to add?"
Suddenly, a bad name flashed in Li Lingjia's mind, it couldn't be him.
The next second, Chen Yihan said through the microphone: "Qin Feng, can I add you on WeChat?"
The sound was transmitted through the microphone to the speaker, and then everyone in the basketball stadium heard it.
The whole place was eerily quiet, and time and space seemed to have stopped.
Li Jing, Zhao Haojie and others stood there blankly, with a ballad echoing in their minds.
"Listen to mom and don't let her get hurt..."
However, the real protagonist is not present.
At this moment, Qin Feng was in the toilet, transforming into Splatoon.
"Holy crap, these steamed dumplings must be poisonous. My stomach hurts." Qin Feng said while squatting.
Suddenly, he vaguely heard someone calling his name, but Qin Feng couldn't care less.
"Ouch, shit, it's started again, it's started again..."
Chen Yihan stood in the middle of the court. When she called out Qin Feng's name, she didn't get the slightest response.
This hit her self-confidence, and the arm holding the microphone was shaking slightly.
After more than ten seconds of silence, the audience burst into applause.
"Sister Yihan is so brave, she actually started a conversation and asked for WeChat in public."
"If I were half as brave as sister Yihan, I wouldn't be single." A girl lamented.
The best friend next to me said, "If you have one-tenth the looks or figure of sister Yihan, you can do whatever you want."
"Hate……"
Unfortunately, Chen Yihan, who was so brave, did not receive a response. She stood alone in the middle of the basketball court, looking pitiful.
Li Jing's heart felt as if he had been swallowed by dynamite. Two words to describe it were collapse.
But he still stood up and explained: "Sister Yihan, Qin Feng is not here, wait a moment
I'll pass it on to you, thank you for your dance just now, it was so wonderful. "
Zhao Haojie was also about to cry but had no tears, and said heartbrokenly: "Sister Yihan, actually, you can add me on WeChat first, and then I will push Qin Feng's WeChat to you."
Chen Yihan responded with a smile: "Thank you, but I'd better wait for him. I'm afraid Qin Feng will misunderstand."
After Zhao Haojie heard this, his heart suddenly felt heavy.
"no no……"
Snowflakes are falling, the north wind is whistling, and the sky and earth are vast.
These words made him feel more uncomfortable than killing Zhao Haojie.
While Chen Yihan was waiting, Jiang Xiaqing felt a strong sense of crisis. Her eyes were extremely cold. Even her best friend Li Lingjia had never seen her like this.
Sure enough, Jiang Xiaqing is not a weak woman when it comes to competing for men.
Jiang Xiaqing meditated, as if thinking about a battle plan.
Li Lingjia made a direct call to the men's room.
Qin Feng was holding back his energy to pull his daddy.
Therefore, after Li Lingjia made the call, an indescribable voice came from her receiver.
Well, that's the sound.
Li Lingjia immediately became furious and asked, "Qin Feng, what are you doing?"
Qin Feng did not shy away and said bluntly: "Shit."
Li Lingjia was so angry that her chest hurt. She gasped and said, "What time has it been and you are still here... Come back quickly, the game will start soon."
"No, no, I have to wait a little longer. The xiaolongbao in the morning is not hygienic."
"Can't you hold it in?"
"As the saying goes, you can travel a thousand miles if you hold your pee in, but you can't walk an inch if you hold your pee in."
"You are so disgusting. I'm done with you. Hurry up. Chen Yihan is still waiting for you."
When Qin Feng heard Chen Yihan's name, he asked doubtfully: "What? I don't know her."
"Because we don't know each other, she just did a hot dance for you to cheer you up, and then asked for a WeChat message. She's waiting for you on the court now."
"Isn't it, so embarrassing? Then I'll wipe my ass now, don't let people wait." Qin Feng said quickly.
When Li Lingjia heard this, she immediately became angry and said angrily: "Are you a scumbag? When you hear about a beautiful sister, you just wipe your butt?"
"It's a joke, don't take it seriously, wait, holy shit, it's over, I really deserve to die." Qin Feng exclaimed.
Qin Feng realized a very, very serious problem. He just left in a hurry and didn't bring any paper.
"You deserve to die." Li Lingjia responded.
"I don't bring any paper when I poop. I'm really convinced. Please give me some paper quickly." Qin Feng said anxiously.
Li Lingjia was still angry just now, but when she heard what he said, she immediately laughed.
"Hahaha, retribution, retribution, you deserve to be a scumbag because you didn't bring any paper." Li Lingjia said with a smile.
"Stop it, send me some quickly, or ask Li Jing, Zhao Haojie and the others to send me paper."
"Them? Don't think about it. They want to strangle you now."
"Huh? Why?"
"You'll find out when you get back. Tell me which pit you are in, and I'll find you."
"Where's the good guy? You're a good guy." Qin Feng said with tears in his eyes.
Li Lingjia went straight to the men's room. The second before she stepped in, Li Lingjia hesitated slightly.
"Is there anyone inside?" Li Lingjia asked.
Qin Feng responded immediately: "Everyone has gone to watch the game. I am the only one in the toilet. Don't worry."
Li Lingjia walked in with disgust, and then looked for Qin Feng's workstation.
Qin Feng opened the toilet door a crack and said, "A good man will have a safe life. Give me a tissue quickly. My legs are going numb."
"for you."
Li Lingjia stretched out a hand. The fingers were so white and the manicure was so beautiful.
Qin Feng had an idea and was ready to play a prank.
He opened the Snickers bar in his pocket and squeezed out the peanut butter. It looked sticky and a bit
Like Origi. ..
Afterwards, Qin Feng took the tissue from Li Lingjia and wiped it on the back of her white and smooth hand.
Li Lingjia felt wet. When she took a closer look, she was stunned.
I'm most afraid of the sudden silence in the air.
After Li Lingjia's mind went blank for three seconds, he completely exploded.
"Qin Feng, you are my father."
Because Li Lingjia was so excited, her language organization and function were disordered, and a super senior came to her for a while.
Furious, she kicked the toilet door open and saw a scene she would never forget...
