In the end, Qin Feng and others caught up with Senior Huang, but Senior Huang had already taken the lead and tore apart a beef burger.
Although Li Jing and Zhao Haojie were angry, they were not as knowledgeable as Senior Huang.
Finally, having no other choice, Qin Feng said with a smile: "We can eat together."
"Singing with dogs?" Li Jing said in surprise.
"Yes, in the small pavilion in front, the beef burgers are given to the seniors." Qin Feng said frankly.
"That's my favorite." Zhao Haojie said sadly.
"Then who told you not to answer the call from the delivery boy?"
"..."
Several people are sitting around in a small pavilion. It is cloudy and windy today and the weather is very cool.
The most important thing is that opposite the small pavilion is the girls' dormitory, where you can always see a different view.
Senior Huang was lying in the pavilion eating beef burgers, looking very satisfied.
Zhao Haojie had no choice but to get angry with a dog. Alas...
While eating together, Li Jing faced the women's dormitory and fancied, "If the world ends from now on, how will you prepare?"
Guo Tao said: "Find a place to wait to die. It's the end of the world. I must choose a Feng Shui treasure land."
It is not difficult to tell from Guo Tao's words that his lying-down character has been engraved in his bones.
Li Jing corrected: "The end of the world I'm talking about refers to the outbreak of zombies, not a natural disaster."
Zhao Haojie said with a wicked smile: "I will rush into the No. 6 women's dormitory, lock the dormitory door, and protect their safety to the death."
Guo Tao said with shame: "You are so great, and in a few months, you will directly establish a kingdom, right?"
"Hahaha, the one who knows me is Guo Tao." Zhao Haojie said with a silly smile.
Li Jing said coldly: "Look at your potential, if you want me to go directly to rob the supermarket, knock down the supermarket first, and now that we have the supplies, are we still worried about having no women? By then, I will directly have all the resources of the supermarket, and I will look at the beauty calmly. Say it, beauty, you don’t want your boyfriend to starve to death, then, Jie Jie Jie..."
Li Jing showed a lewd smile.
Zhao Haojie said with disdain: "Thief Cao, you really have no shame."
Qin Feng didn't want to participate in the discussion on such an offensive topic, but he couldn't stop them from asking mindless questions one by one.
"Brother Feng, what would you do if the world ended?" Li Jing eagerly wanted to know the answer.
Qin Feng said while eating: "First of all, call home and ask your parents to buy supplies. Stock up on flour, eggs, and rice. The more the better. Then close the door and don't go out. Anyway, we are in a rural area. We go door to door." We all have yards, so we’re not afraid of zombies squeezing in.”
"The second thing is to buy a handy weapon, similar to a mace or a Tang knife, for self-defense. I won't do things like robbing a supermarket, because even if you can beat it down, you can't. If you can’t hold on, never underestimate human nature in the apocalypse.”
"In the end, I just drove away in my van, went home to my parents, and protected them."
Qin Feng's words are concise and to the point, very straightforward.
In fact, if ordinary people really face a doomsday crisis, the first thing they think of is their parents and family.
They will find ways to get back to their families, no matter the cost.
As for what Zhao Haojie said about sleeping with a girl, that is simply the behavior of a younger brother.
Li Jing asked with a bad smile: "Are you going to drive to your parents by yourself? Why don't you take your daughters-in-law home with you?"
"You can consider it." Qin Feng said calmly.
"Hahaha, I know, Qin Feng, we are all men, and men know men best."
Li Jing smiled evilly, like a soy sauce villain in the apocalypse.
"Wind God, don't you go to the women's room? That's a man's dream." Zhao Haojie asked.
"In your three seconds, could you rush down to the women's dormitory?" Qin Feng asked. .
Zhao Haojie suddenly felt guilty. In fact, he not only felt guilty, but also had a weak kidney.
Qin Feng made another last strike and said: "Moreover, the No. 6 female dormitory opposite is a girl from the physical education department. In addition to practicing,
Those who practice shot put are those who practice javelin. Are you sure you want to hit Building 6? "
"If it were you, what number would you call?"
"It must be number 11. Building 11 is the art department and the broadcasting department. There are so many beauties."
"Ah, yes, yes, why didn't I think of that?"
Zhao Haojie slapped his thigh, excited, as if he was going to charge into battle soon.
Qin Feng immediately scolded: "Don't worry about your size, the end of the world will never come, and your dreams will never come true."
Zhao Haojie let out a long sigh and said, "Oh, God has failed to fulfill his wishes."
Yes, conversations between boys are so sterile, but this is also the current social status of male college students.
Some topics are very naive for middle school students, but for college students, they are just right.
Just when Qin Feng and others finished eating, they were ready to pack up and leave.
At this time, a girl wearing a pink dress came over.
The girl has a good figure but average looks.
She came to the pavilion, took the initiative to greet Zhao Haojie, and said, "Handsome, is this your pet? I just saw you feeding it food."
Zhao Haojie was caught off guard by the sudden conversation, and he quickly looked at Qin Feng for help.
Qin Feng pushed the boat forward and said with a smile: "Hello, classmate, this is my roommate Zhao Haojie. Usually, he likes small animals very much, like cats and dogs. Just now he even gave his own beef burger to Senior Huang."
When the girl heard this, she smiled even brighter.
Zhao Haojie nodded frequently and said hurriedly: "Yes, yes, I like small animals very much."
The girl looked at Zhao Haojie with approval and asked, "Really? That's great. I also like small animals. How much do you like them?"
"To what extent?" Zhao Haojie didn't know how to describe it for a while.
Qin Feng coughed and said in a low voice: "Just tell the truth."
Zhao Haojie plucked up the courage and said, "If you want to ask to what extent, I can only say that every meal is essential."
The girl was stunned for a moment, frowned and asked, "Don't miss the pause. What do you mean?"
"I just like to eat, beauty. Are you a foodie? Let's show off our elbows together if we have a chance."
The girl immediately turned her face, showed an expression of disgust, and said angrily: "Pervert, get out."
Then, the girl turned around and left.
Qin Feng was dumbfounded.
Zhao Haojie was puzzled, and Li Jing, as his brother, also didn't understand.
"Women are troublesome. They insist on forcing people to tell the truth. After telling the truth, they become angry again." Li Jing spoke uprightly.
"Yes, yes, it's inexplicable." Zhao Haojie nodded in agreement.
Qin Feng looked at the two brothers in distress and couldn't help but sigh: "Good guys, how come you little 502 came out to train you two Wolong and Fengxiao? I'm convinced."
On the way back to the dormitory, Zhao Haojie reflected deeply on himself and begged Qin Feng to give him another chance.
"Wind God, please save me. I really want to find a girlfriend and stay with me for the rest of my life." Zhao Haojie grabbed Qin Feng's arm and refused to let go.
Qin Feng said coldly: "What Yue Lao is holding you is not a red thread, but a steel bar."
"Then why am I still single?"
"Yes, because you specialize in twisting steel bars."
"..."
They returned to the dormitory. As soon as Qin Feng took off the dirty jersey, Zhao Haojie picked it up wisely, then packed it up and went to the balcony to wash it.
"What are you doing?" Qin Feng asked.
"Wind God, love me one last time, okay?" Zhao Haojie looked at Qin Feng pitifully.
Hearing such disgusting words, Qin Feng felt goosebumps all over his body. He quickly stopped and said, "Don't disgust me, I will help you one last time."
"okay."
So, Qin Feng snapped his fingers and said to Zhao Haojie: "If you want to find a partner, you must first learn to package yourself and advertise yourself. Come, I will write a manuscript for you. You can read it later, and I will Take your video
, and then post it to Tieba. "
Zhao Haojie immediately blushed and said, "Damn, this is too social."
"Is it more uncomfortable to die in society or to be single?"
"It's all uncomfortable."
"Then I don't care about you."
"Hey, go, go, go, follow the wind god."
Qin Feng wrote a manuscript eloquently on the spot, then handed it to Zhao Haojie, and ordered: "I will give you three minutes to memorize it. I will take your phone to record it later, and post it to the post bar. Tonight, there will be at least thirty girls." Add you on WeChat.”
"Holy crap, is it true?" Zhao Haojie was dubious.
"Are you questioning me?"
"Don't dare."
When other people in the dormitory saw this, they were a little jealous. Li Jing even said sourly: "Brother Feng, when I was chasing Jiajia, you weren't so interested."
Qin Feng stared at him and said, "How about you break up with Jiajia? I'll find you a new one?"
"Ah, don't, don't, don't, we're fine."
A few minutes later, Zhao Haojie finished memorizing the poem, then found Qin Feng and said awkwardly: "Feng Shen, this poem is too shameful. I have no face at all."
"Don't you understand this? If you want to chase girls, you have to be thick-skinned. Now I am creating a humorous character for you. This kind of character is more likable."
Zhao Haojie immediately asked: "Wind God, didn't you say that funny men can't find love?"
"Humor is not the same as being funny. The former is because you can infect a girl with your personality charm and make her feel happy and comfortable. The latter is because you deliberately make her happy, just like rubbing someone with a tickle. Do you understand?"
Zhao Haojie shook his head blankly, expressing that he could not understand.
Qin Feng sighed and said: "What do I say? Just do whatever you want. Come on, officially start the machine. Everyone is waiting and leave quickly."
Li Jing, Guo Tao, Li Jianjian and others quickly withdrew from the camera. After all, this was a life-long event for their roommates.
Zhao Haojie had no choice but to recite the lyrics.
Before starting, Qin Feng was like a director, ordering: "You must have a natural expression later and slowly get off the bed."
"OK."
Zhao Haojie took a deep breath and then officially started his video recording.
"Single women who want to relax, come to me."
"There are three things you should not do with social software."
"First, don't play if you need to fill in various information when you go online."
"Second, don't play if you need to get membership."
"Third, don't play with restrictions while chatting."
"Come to my place. You don't need to add friends. You can chat directly. If you have a good chat, you can also show up. You can use voice or video."
"Come to my place, I'm waiting for you."
The recording process was repeated over and over again, and with Qin Feng's soothing music, it was perfect.
Zhao Haojie couldn't help but ask: "Wind God, how are you? How are you?"
Qin Feng nodded and praised: "It's great, believe me, you will be popular."
At this moment, Li Jing, Guo Tao and others in the rear had already turned red from holding back their emotions.
Finally, several people couldn't hold it in anymore and burst out laughing.
This is too tacky and embarrassing...
In Qin Feng's view, the extreme extreme of earthiness is the tide. Everyone has their own preference for radish and green vegetables, which Qin Feng thinks is reliable.
Immediately, Qin Feng posted the video using Zhao Haojie’s Tieba account.
But this shot didn't matter, it directly opened the door to a new world for Zhao Haojie.
