Li Lingjia's visit to 502 really scared Li Jing and others so much that they all panicked and hurriedly cleaned up their own three-acre land.
"Brother Jie, Brother Jie, where is your French perfume? Take it out and spray it quickly to disperse the smell." Li Jing said anxiously.
"Okay, okay."
Zhao Haojie quickly took out his expensive French perfume. Normally he would be reluctant to spray it, but now he sprayed it, just like spraying pesticide.
The knocking on the door became louder and louder, and Li Lingjia outside the door seemed like she couldn't wait any longer.
"Are you okay? I'm going to open the door." Qin Feng reminded his roommate.
"One minute at a time, I'll put away my underwear." Li Jing rushed to the balcony and put away all his underwear and socks.
Outside the door, Li Lingjia's patience was gradually worn away, and his eyes became colder.
"I bought him a gift and asked us to deliver it to him personally?" Li Lingjia said with a sneer.
Jiang Xiaqing consoled her: "Don't worry, Jiajia, our visit was a bit sudden. They may be cleaning up."
As soon as he finished speaking, Qin Feng unlocked the door.
"Come in." Qin Feng said.
Jiang Xiaqing couldn't wait, but before entering the house, Li Lingjia grabbed her.
"What's wrong? Jiajia." Jiang Xiaqing asked.
Li Lingjia handed Jiang Xiaqing a mask and said with a smile: "Put it on, otherwise you will be poisoned to death."
Facts have proved that Li Lingjia's judgment was correct.
Men's bed is a men's bed. If it doesn't taste good, it's still called a men's bed.
The two campus beauties visited dormitory 502. Dormitory director Guo Tao led Li Jing and others to stand in a row and applauded in unison to express their warm welcome.
Li Jing motioned to Qin Feng with his eyes, asking him to join in. Qin Feng shook his head and refused.
"You are so showy. You really want us to move things up. Do you know how much these two graphics cards weigh?" Li Lingjia said aggressively, throwing two top-of-the-line 3090t graphics cards to Qin Feng. ..
"Qin Feng, I saw the post you posted on Moments, 3090t graphics card, do you like it?"
Qin Feng felt that it was unexpected, but it seemed to be reasonable.
Not to mention Li Jing, Guo Tao and others, there was only envy, jealousy and hatred in their eyes. It turns out that there are really girls in this world who take the initiative to buy gifts for boys, and they are "dream love cards".
Qin Feng looked at them with a smile and said, "Thanks for the feeding, but I want to say that you two are a little special today."
"What's so special?" the two best friends asked in unison.
Qin Feng said bluntly: "Li Lingjia, your big waves look super cool. Jiang Xiaqing, you must have done a manicure. Your fingers look longer and whiter."
Qin Feng didn't pay attention to the graphics card when he came up. Instead, he praised him directly.
This unconventional routine immediately made Li Lingjia and Jiang Xiaqing smile, completely forgetting the exhaustion of carrying the graphics card upstairs.
"Is it really good-looking?" Li Lingjia looked at Qin Feng with expectant eyes.
"To tell my conscience, it really suits your stepmother's temperament." Qin Feng replied.
Li Lingjia immediately stared at Qin Feng and said angrily: "Go away, what is stepmother temperament?"
"Hahaha, I'm sorry, I made a mistake. She has the temperament of a hot girl, hot girl Li Lingjia."
"What about me? What about me?" Jiang Xiaqing asked.
"You are sweet girl Jiang Xiaqing. Together, you two can make a famous dish."
"What famous dish?" they both asked in unison.
"Sweet and spicy big facelift, hahahaha."
Qin Feng praised first and then hurt, making Li Lingjia and Jiang Xiaqing love and hate each other.
Li Jing and Zhao Haojie were both dumbfounded. He was indeed a man standing at the top of the pyramid. He was so good.
"If I were a woman, I would like him too." Zhao Haojie couldn't help but sigh.
Li Jing said heartbrokenly: "The way of heaven is so unfair. How come all good things happen to him? Alas..."
"Hurry up and try to see if this graphics card is suitable for you and whether it works well." Jiang Xiaqing said.
"OK
, I'll put it on, wait a moment. "
Qin Feng's computer is so rubbish. Whether it's the screen, graphics card, or processor, everything is outdated.
Li Lingjia looked at Qin Feng's brick-like laptop and said quickly: "Don't, don't, don't return it. Replacing your computer with a 3090t is equivalent to putting a Rolls-Royce logo on a tractor. It's meaningless. Wait until tomorrow." Come on, I’ll get you a desktop computer.”
"Then why are you embarrassed? Isn't this equivalent to what I owe you? In this way, I will give you this suit. This suit is quite expensive, more than 100,000 yuan."
"Give me more than 100,000 yuan. Then I won't owe you anything. I'll give you my necklace. This necklace costs hundreds of thousands."
"Holy crap, hundreds of thousands, I owe you again. I'll give you this watch. This watch costs more than one million."
"I'll give you a car."
"I'll give you a suite."
"I'll give you a baby."
"I will provide for your parents until they die."
Qin Feng and Li Lingjia talked to each other, just like they were acting in a sketch, Jiang Xiaqing was dumbfounded.
"What are you doing?" Jiang Xia said angrily, with strong jealousy in her eyes.
Qin Feng said with a smile: "I was just joking with her."
"Then why don't you make fun of me?"
Jiang Xiaqing's expression, tone, and demeanor were all from the perspective of his girlfriend.
The people who ate the melons were all numb. They were sitting in their dormitories, and the food came from the sky.
Li Lingjia was having a little fun just now. Seeing that her best friend was angry, she quickly changed the subject and said, "Your dormitory is really messy, and what does this smell like? Instant noodles mixed with ham sausage?"
Zhao Haojie said quickly: "The beauty of Li University is spaghetti, the spaghetti we had for lunch."
Suddenly, Li Lingjia noticed the trash can under Qin Feng's desk, which was full of tissues.
She immediately felt disgusted and said, "You don't even throw away this garbage?"
"Don't you wait to throw it away for me?"
"Go away, disgusting, Qingqing, let's go and stay away from this land of right and wrong."
Jiang Xiaqing nodded. Judging from her expression, she was still a little unhappy.
Qin Feng said in time: "Wait a minute, Qingqing, I haven't given you a gift yet."
Jiang Xiaqing was stunned and asked: "My gift? Have you prepared a gift for me?"
"You gave me such an expensive 3090t graphics card. Of course I have to show that I am not a free prostitute." Qin Feng said with a smile.
When these words reached the ears of his roommates, Li Jing simply beat his chest. Isn’t this a free prostitution? So what is free prostitution?
Jiang Xiaqing thought Qin Feng was going to transfer money to her, so she quickly said, "You don't have to transfer money to me, it's just a little thought on my part."
"No, you misunderstood, I won't transfer money to you."
Jiang Xiaqing looked a little embarrassed and said, "Oh, that's fine."
"I wrote you a poem."
"Ah? Really? You can also write poetry?"
Qin Feng nodded immediately and started writing poems on the spot.
Li Lingjia said sourly: "It's not about writing rustic love poems, huh... it's disgusting."
Qin Feng wrote a song "Farewell Cambridge".
I left gently
Just as I come gently
I wave gently
Farewell to the clouds in the western sky
This poem was written by Xu Zhimo. From a literary point of view, the influence of this poem is undoubtedly huge.
Being selected into Chinese textbooks is enough to prove everything.
However, in the current parallel world, modern literature, especially poetry, seems extremely blank.
Qin Feng's poem obviously opened the door to a new world of Jiangxia Qing aesthetics.
As she read this poem, the Cambridge Bridge seemed to really appear in her mind.
The golden willows on the riverside, the green cattails on the soft mud, and the stars of the slow boat seemed to be vivid in my mind.
"It's great, it's so well written." Jiang Xiaqing sincerely praised and admired it.
Li Lingjia looked at Jiang Xiaqing's dazed look, took a closer look curiously, and said, "Is it that exaggerated? Let me see."
Li Lingjia doesn't like modern "poets" because she feels that most of them are pretentious or even complaining about nothing, which disgusts her.
However, after Li Lingjia finished reading, he just wanted to say one thing.
"He's tricked me again."
