Faced with Li Lingjia's obsession, Qin Feng explained: "In the wild, condoms are very useful."
"For example?"
"First of all, it can be worn as a sock. It's easy to get blisters on your feet after walking long distances. Putting it on your feet can keep your feet dry."
"Secondly, you can make a temporary tourniquet to prevent the blood contaminated by snake venom from flowing to the whole body."
"It can also be used as waterproof elbow pads."
"Finally, it can be used as a pillow."
Li Lingjia reluctantly believed in the first three points, but Li Lingjia couldn't bear the last one.
"Come on, come on, show me how to make a pillow." Li Lingjia unwrapped the condom and gave it to Qin Feng.
"Look at how you have never seen the world, watch it."
Qin Feng immediately opened the condom and blew it up like a balloon.
Li Lingjia was stunned.
Jiang Xiaqing's expression is cute yet innocent, innocent yet cute, and cute yet incredible.
It turns out condoms have so many uses.
When Jiang Xiaqing saw this, he was the first to apologize and said: "Sorry, Qin Feng, I just misunderstood you. I thought...I'm sorry."
"What do you think?"
"No... nothing." Jiang Xiaqing turned her head to the side shyly, not daring to look directly at Qin Feng.
Li Lingjia always felt that something was wrong, but she just couldn't put it into words.
Helpless, Li Lingjia sighed and said, "Okay, I'll count you on passing."
"What do you mean by OK? You wronged me, slandered me, and beat me. Just OK and that's it."
"Then what do you want? How about I give you a kowtow?"
"OK."
Li Lingjia immediately knelt on her seat and kowtowed to Qin Feng three times. She was really a good woman who could bend and stretch.
Qin Feng was shocked and said: "Okay, okay, you knock too much."
"I have to send you away today." Li Lingjia raised his head and gave Qin Feng a hard look.
The little disturbance passed and everyone continued to have a happy meal together.
The rain was getting heavier and heavier, and Qin Feng was almost full.
Jiang Xiaqing was responsible for cleaning up, packing the lunch boxes and stuffing them into garbage bags, and then temporarily put them in the trunk.
Afterwards, Jiang Xiaqing rolled down half of the car window to get some air.
Li Lingjia took out her mobile phone and said resentfully: "There is no Internet, it's painful, and there is still a chapter of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" that I haven't read yet."
Jiang Xiaqing echoed: "I don't have an internet connection either. In these deep mountains and forests, it's normal not to have an internet connection."
At this time, Qin Feng calmly took out his copycat mobile phone, and then leisurely browsed short videos.
Li Lingjia looked at Qin Feng in disbelief and asked with a look of shock: "Does your phone have Internet access?"
"Yes, I have."
"No way, let me see."
Li Lingjia took a closer look and saw that there was indeed a network. Although it was not full, it was at least enough.
Li Lingjia said excitedly: "Let's open a hot spot, good man."
Qin Feng refused directly and said: "I am not a good person. I was pushed to the ground by you just now and was beaten violently."
Li Lingjia, who was in the back row, felt aggrieved and said, "It's obviously you who is riding on me and doing crazy damage. Why do you bite me back?"
The chat between the two was so serious that Jiang Xiaqing felt embarrassed to hear it.
Li Lingjia felt aggrieved and repeatedly showed her kindness to Qin Feng, but she only had to act coquettishly and cutely.
"It's OK to turn on the hot spot, but you need to exchange it with something." Qin Feng said bluntly.
"Something? What is it? Except for chastity, you can take whatever you want."
"Where are the white socks you took off just now?"
Li Lingjia turned around in a second and immediately strangled Qin Feng's neck from the back row and said, "I knew you had no good intentions. Who did you learn this perverted hobby from?"
"just kidding."
"Are you kidding? Turn on the hot spot."
"I can't turn on the hotspot on my phone."
"What? And a mobile phone that can't turn on the hotspot?"
"hold head high……"
Li Lingjia wanted to steal Qin Feng's mobile phone for verification, but Qin Feng couldn't give it to her. It would be terrible if she saw his Tieba author account.
"Qingqing, please check, my phone does not have the hotspot function turned on." Qin Feng handed the phone to Jiang Xiaqing.
"Okay, I'll look for it."
Jiang Xiaqing took the phone and opened the network settings. There was indeed no hotspot sharing function.
Li Lingjia was speechless, with two big words written on her beautiful face, outrageous.
"A mobile phone that can have signal in the wilderness can't turn on a hotspot? I don't understand." Li Lingjia was disappointed.
Qin Feng smiled and replied: "It's normal. Mobile phones are just like people, they are not perfect."
"If you don't go up high, your phone is obviously too old."
"Old mobile phones have their advantages. I like using old mobile phones. Your new mobile phone is a good one. Isn't it still a piece of scrap metal now?"
Qin Feng's words touched his heart, and Li Lingjia became angrier the more he thought about it.
However, she really wanted to watch the latest chapter of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", but Li Lingjia had no choice but to compromise again and said: "Qin Feng, I can borrow your mobile phone."
"No." Qin Feng said bluntly.
"How about I change it with my little white socks? Just take a look."
Li Lingjia finally made a compromise and bowed to Qin Feng.
But this time, Qin Feng said bluntly: "No, a man's mobile phone is just like his wife's and cannot be borrowed."
"I'll just take one look and pay you back in three seconds. Don't be so stingy."
"Don't say three seconds, not even one second."
"you……"
Li Lingjia had no choice but to ask Jiang Xiaqing for help, signaling Jiang Xiaqing to come forward.
The next second, Qin Feng said directly: "Let's chat, it's boring to look at the phone all the time."
Jiang Xiaqing immediately said: "Yes, yes, we can talk more, talk about life, talk about ideals, talk about life."
Li Lingjia said: "We are all adults, can we talk about some adult topics?"
"For example?" Jiang Xiaqing asked.
Suddenly, Li Lingjia reached out and grabbed Qin Feng's collar and asked: "When did you first go out to check out a room with a girl? What time, place, posture, and how long it took to have a chat."
This question was so embarrassing that Jiang Xiaqing wanted to find a quilt to cover his head.
It’s so shy, it’s so big when you first come up.
However, although the topic is very large, it is also the issue that Jiang Xiaqing is most concerned about.
Although times are developing now, everyone doesn't care so much about the first time and thinks it doesn't matter.
But for some traditional girls, such as Jiang Xiaqing, she still feels that it would be a very sacred and beautiful thing if her partner and she were both having sex for the first time.
Today, Li Lingjia dug holes for Qin Feng many times. It felt like she was fishing with a mission.
But Qin Feng never panics when encountering problems.
Qin Feng has nothing to avoid when it comes to whether he is in trouble or not.
"The first time I booked a room was with you, in an e-sports hotel, for six hours? And as for posture, do you need posture to book a room?" Qin Feng asked with a simple face.
This answer made Jiang Xiaqing extremely happy, and the corners of her mouth could not help but raise.
But Li Lingjia didn't believe it and said bluntly: "You can't make money by cheating people."
"It's a lie."
The words "Qin Feng" are quite powerful, and Li Lingjia can't help but believe them.
In fact, Qin Feng is indeed a *** in this world.
In Qin Feng's understanding, whatever space you are in must be calculated based on the current time and space. The romantic debts owed to the parallel world cannot be counted in the new world.
It's equivalent to having an erotic dream in your dream, and then you wake up and say, I have lost my identity as an adult, so that's nonsense.
Li Lingjia admires the words "deceive people but don't do it"
, she gave a thumbs up and said: "You are cruel, let me believe you."
At this time, the innocent and simple Jiang Xiaqing asked stupidly: "What does it mean not to lift? What to lift?"
Li Lingjia explained in her ear, and Jiang Xiaqing's ears turned red in an instant.
Qin Feng felt so magical when he saw this. Can a person's ears really turn red all of a sudden?
At this time, it was Qin Feng's turn to ask them.
"Then let me ask a more interesting question. Where do you think you are most sensitive?"
This question is not a big one, but it is obvious that Li Lingjia had a wrong idea when he came up with it.
Li Lingjia smiled, her eyes a little evasive.
Qin Feng saw it clearly in the rearview mirror.
"Come on, Li Lingjia, tell me first, where are you most sensitive?" Qin Feng asked.
Li Lingjia coughed and said: "My heart is as hard as steel, there is no sensitive place, thank you."
"If you lie, you won't find a boyfriend in this life."
"I……"
Obviously, Li Lingjia hesitated, and hesitation meant that she was lying.
At this time, Jiang Xiaqing said with a smile: "I know that her most sensitive part is her waist. Every time I touch her waist, she enjoys it endlessly."
"You little traitor, you betrayed me." Li Lingjia said angrily.
"Haha, I'm sorry, Jiajia, I couldn't help it."
However, Li Lingjia crossed her legs, leaned on the seat, and said bluntly: "My most sensitive part is not my waist, but my lips."
When Qin Feng heard this, he turned around and asked, "Lip? What lip?"...
"Of course it's lips, otherwise what kind of lips are they?"
Qin Feng grinned and said, "Then just say that your mouth is good, you say it so elegantly."
"Speechless..."
Suddenly, Li Lingjia reacted. She climbed to the passenger seat angrily, pointed at Qin Feng and said, "Pervert, you took advantage of me again."
"What do you mean? What are you taking advantage of? What are you talking about?" Qin Feng looked innocent.
"Don't think I don't know what you were thinking just now."
"Then you should tell me."
Jiang Xiaqing was also confused, and she also asked: "Yes, Jiajia, please explain clearly, why did Qin Feng take advantage of you?"
Li Lingjia didn't know how to explain it, so she could only swallow it temporarily.
Qin Feng gave her a look, as if to say, you are too young to play with me.
"What about you? Qingqing? Why are you so sensitive?" Qin Feng asked again.
"My ears, my ears are the most sensitive place." Jiang Xiaqing replied.
"No wonder, I noticed that when you are shy, your ears immediately turn red."
"Yes, it is."
"I would like to ask, can I touch it?" Qin Feng asked in a very sincere manner.
Li Lingjia immediately scolded: "If you want to eat shit, you can touch a girl's ears casually. We Qingqing don't do that casually..."
However, before Li Lingjia finished speaking, Jiang Xiaqing said, "Okay."
Qin Feng reached out politely, then lightly touched his earlobe, and then quickly took his hand back.
"Thank you." Qin Feng said gentlemanly and gently.
"It doesn't matter."
Jiang Xiaqing wanted to refuse, but it was really difficult to say no to Qin Feng.
Like a clown, Li Lingjia quickly diverted her attention and asked, "What about you, which part of you is sensitive? I'll play with it too, hurry up."
Qin Feng smiled, took off his shoes immediately, then stretched his feet towards Li Lingjia and said, "Play with it, play with it to your heart's content."
Li Lingjia almost died on the spot...
