Chapter 115 Calling a deer a horse

Style: Girl Author: Cui JiutangWords: 2307Update Time: 24/02/21 01:49:21
Ms. Song was so angry that she gritted her teeth.

At the last moment she was about to close the door after copying her job number crookedly.

Jiang Li stopped her.

"Wait a minute, Ms. Song!"

Ms. Song didn't give Jiang Li a good look, "What are you doing?! You dare to block the door??"

Jiang Li immediately explained:

"Ms. Song, I think you may have misunderstood! This sign hanging on your door..."

Jiang Li stretched out his hand, pointed to the four characters "Do Not Disturb" on the sign, and said seriously:

"It says "need, need, clean, sweep", it doesn't say "don't disturb". "

Jiang Li's operation shocked all the netizens in the live broadcast room.

——"I'll go, isn't this nonsense??"

——"The world is finally crazy, hahaha! The chosen one is crazy, so am I, and this weird story is crazy too!"

——"Sister, no, we can't play like this even if we have the aura of awesomeness?..."

——"Don't panic, don't forget that our sister will not die. The worst case scenario is to give her Jiang Lianlian's life."

The barrage in the live broadcast room scrolls across the screen.

At this time, the experts from the Intelligence Department were also involved in a heated discussion:

"What's going on? Did Jiang Li discover something special?"

"Did she discover that Ms. Song is illiterate?"

"It may also be a helpless move. Think about it, this situation is a dead end! What if I bet that Ms. Song is illiterate?"

"..."

Everyone looked sideways and looked at the large live broadcast screen in the conference room.

Now Ms. Song's reaction basically determines Jiang Li's fate!

Everyone is waiting to see what attitude Ms. Song will have.

In the live broadcast room.

When Ms. Song heard Jiang Li's words, she was stunned for a second, and her expression became a little bad.

The already uneasy mood of netizens was also lifted up.

Just when everyone thought Ms. Song would go crazy on the spot, an unexpected scene occurred.

I saw Ms. Song taking down the sign at the door, getting closer to the text, and observing it carefully for two seconds.

Immediately afterwards, Ms. Song's face turned red and she felt slightly embarrassed.

She scratched her head: "Is that so? These four words mean "needs cleaning"? "

Jiang Li nodded firmly, "Yes, Ms. Song."

Jiang Li pointed at the four big words "Do Not Disturb" and taught her one by one.

"Need, need, clean, sweep."

Seeing that Ms. Song had already believed her, Jiang Li continued to lie:

"If you don't need anyone to disturb you, you should turn it over to the back. The four words on the back are "Do Not Disturb." "

Netizens in the live broadcast room almost laughed out loud when they saw this scene.

It is simply unbelievable that Ms. Song would believe such a clumsy lie!

Jiang Li looked at Ms. Song, with an imperceptible curve at the corner of her lips.

Of course Ms. Song will believe it!

Now Ms. Song, to put it bluntly, is still a dog at heart.

Since it is a "dog", it must have one characteristic——

illiterate!

Maybe a slightly smarter dog can imitate humans in writing "numbers".

But... the complex "Chinese characters" popular in China will definitely have some cognitive impairment if no one teaches them.

As long as Jiang Li takes advantage of this characteristic of Ms. Song, today's "bad review" will not fall on her!

It was just as Jiang Li expected.

This trick of "turning a deer into a horse" was very successful.

It can be seen from Ms. Song's expression that she already believes it.

"Then...that's okay. I misunderstood you." Ms. Song blushed and apologized to Jiang Li.

After saying that, she turned the sign over and hung the "Needs Cleaning" side on the door handle.

"Isn't it "Do Not Disturb" now? "Ms. Song asked.

Jiang Li smiled and nodded, "Yes, Ms. Song."

Ms. Song didn't mention the bad review again, and moved her gaze to Jiang Li's dining car:

"I'm so sorry that you have to go all the way to deliver food in vain. Please give me the food."

Jiang Li lowered his head and glanced at the food on the dining car, and was shocked again.

That weird and harmful thing scooped up food from nowhere.

Not only does it look ugly, it also smells pretty bad!

Jiang Li seriously suspected that this meal... was scooped out of a swill bucket!

"Ms. Song, the food is a little cold. Why don't I go get you something hot?" Jiang Li said with a smile.

But judging from Ms. Song's appearance, it seemed that she didn't think there was anything wrong with these meals.

"Just give it to me, it's okay." Ms. Song took away the food.

She took the food and poured it into little Teddy's dog bowl.

Jiang Li saw the situation inside the house through the small crack in the door.

Ms. Song returned to the door carrying the empty plate.

Jiang Li lowered her eyes calmly, pretending not to peek.

"Thank you. You can go, I won't hold you accountable." Ms. Song nodded gently to Jiang Li and then closed the door of 318.

The mirror man stuck out half of his head and paid attention to the movements on Jiang Li's side.

It originally intended to watch a good show, but unexpectedly it failed.

Jiang Li pushed the dining cart back.

"You're lucky." The Mirror Man followed, walked to Jiang Li, and bared his teeth at Jiang Li.

After it finished attacking Jiang Li, it wanted to leave, but Jiang Li shouted, "Stop!"

The sudden loud sound frightened the Mirror Man.

"You...what did you ask me to do!" Mirror Man asked Jiang Li in the same fierce tone.

Jiang Li pushed the dining cart and smiled: "Do you want to go downstairs? Don't cause trouble for me. I can take you out."

When the Mirror Man heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up, "Really?"

"of course it's true."

The mirror man didn't believe it, "You have such good intentions?"

Jiang Li did not answer directly.

She just continued to push the dining cart and walked in front, shaking her head pretending to be profound:

"Harm, forget it if you don't want to agree.

A person is neither a guest, so he cannot take the passenger elevator, nor an employee, so he cannot take the employee elevator.

Then someone will have to be stuck here for the rest of his life. Tsk, tsk, how pitiful! "

After hearing this, the Mirror Man's face suddenly became colorful.

It recalled its own situation, and it turned out that Jiang Li had been right, absolutely right.

"Hey, wait!" The Mirror Man quickly caught up with Jiang Li.

"Actually... I can promise you, but you have to keep your word." The Mirror Man stared into Jiang Li's eyes.

Jiang Li nodded calmly, "Of course it counts. But sometimes you have to listen to me when I need your help."

"Actually, it's okay, as long as you take me out." The Mirror Man whispered.

After muttering to itself, it took something out of its pocket.

The mirror man handed the thing to Jiang Li:

"Now, I found this accidentally when I was hiding in the kitchen, so I'll give it to you first. Only with this can you take me downstairs!"

Jiang Li took a closer look.

That turned out to be an elevator card going down!

Jiang Li was ecstatic inside.

Thanks for buying this weird one.

Otherwise, Jiang Li would definitely not be able to find this card if he turned over the third floor.

Jiang Li coughed lightly, covering up the excitement in her heart, and then reached out to take it with a cold face.

"Don't worry, as long as you listen to me, I will definitely take you down." Jiang Li promised.