at the same time.
As the elevator door opened, Jiang Li also saw a "hospital floor diagram" inside the elevator.
She glanced through it roughly.
From top to bottom, not counting the rooftop, there are seven floors in total.
as followed:
[Top floor - rooftop]
[Fourth floor - inpatient area]
[3rd floor - inpatient area]
[Level 2—Treatment Area]
[Level 1—Registration Area]
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[-1st floor - closed area]
[-2nd floor - canteen area]
[-3rd floor - morgue]
There is no level 0.
As the rules say:
[There is no 0th floor in the hospital, don’t try to find it. 】
But Jiang Li always felt that the existence of this rule should be meaningful.
"Come on, stop standing." The nurse pulled Jiang Li and walked to the elevator.
Jiang Li glanced at the people inside.
There was a doctor who had half his head cut off, a nurse who was bleeding from all her orifices...
There are 12 strange medical staff in total.
They all opened their eyes wide and stared at Jiang Li in surprise.
What's more, looking at Jiang Li, he stuck out his tongue, like a dog, with saliva flowing down the tip of his tongue.
Jiang Li's heart tightened.
If you go in this time, you will never come back.
"Hurry up, hurry up, I'm hungry, come in quickly."
The nurse came inside, took Jiang Li's hand, and urged him impatiently.
You can't anger the nurse, but it's best not to go in.
The experts watching the live broadcast were all anxious at this moment.
No one thought that Jiang Li would be stupid enough to walk in directly.
——"Pretending to be crazy, pretending to be crazy is the best way now!"
——"Yes, Jiang Li's current identity is a mental patient. As long as he pretends to be crazy and doesn't follow him in, he will definitely be able to get away with it!"
——"No, no, no, you are wrong. Jiang Li has a relatively calm personality, and pretending to be crazy and acting stupid is not her style."
——"You fart! In the face of life and death, what's the point of pretending to be crazy? How could Jiang Li not be able to handle this clearly?"
While a group of experts were talking about it, there was action in the live broadcast room.
Everyone raised their heads one after another and looked at the live broadcast screen.
In the world of ghost stories, Jiang Li stood up straight, stepped forward with his right foot and walked in without changing his expression.
Jiang Li's actions made the experts watching the live broadcast dumbfounded.
What is she doing? ! !
Isn't this an obvious way to die?
Jiang Li is in a daze...
And in the next second, a piercing siren sounded throughout the live broadcast room.
"Dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee!"
The elevator's overload alarm sounded promptly.
Jiang Li curled her lips slightly.
As the last person to enter, she immediately walked out.
Jiang Li had noticed that detail a long time ago——
Elevator sign, capacity is limited to 13 people!
Jiang Li counted in a circle just now.
All the people inside, 12 in total.
If we add her and the nurse, there will be 14 people, which will definitely be overloaded!
Even if she followed her in, the elevator would be difficult to operate due to overloading.
That's why she dared to walk in so calmly.
"What a pity. You go ahead." Jiang Li turned back and smiled kindly at the nurse.
There was obvious disappointment in the nurse's eyes, "Huh? You're not going... Okay then."
"Then go to the patient restaurant by yourself."
The elevator door closes.
All the weirdness disappeared before Jiang Li's eyes.
Jiang Li stood at the elevator door for a while and observed the situation on the third floor.
This floor, like the fourth floor where Jiang Li is located, is a hospital area.
It's just that the patients living on the third floor are all wearing "maroon" striped hospital gowns.
The people on this floor seem to have much less mental illness, but their faces are not necessarily as rosy.
Jiang Li followed the crowd downstairs.
Soon we arrived at the patient restaurant on the second floor.
Jiang Li went to the disinfection cabinet to get a plate, and the staff guarding the cabinet next to him was handing out chopsticks.
"Do you want chopsticks?" That person would always ask when he meets a patient holding a dinner plate.
Jiang Li guessed that maybe there had been some lunatic throwing a lot of chopsticks around in the restaurant before.
Jiang Li took a few observations.
The patients who passed by that staff member could be divided into two categories.
The first category is patients wearing "maroon" striped clothes.
These patients are generally very obedient.
Give them chopsticks and they will say "thank you" and take them.
The second category is the patients who, like Jiang Li, wear "blue and white" striped clothes.
Usually when chopsticks are given to such patients, they will glance at the staff with a dull expression.
Then he shook his head firmly, "No!"
Then he hurriedly picked up the plate and left.
The staff were exasperated and funny.
He wanted to give chopsticks to such patients, but he seemed worried that the patients would go crazy and beat him.
Finally I had to give up.
When it was Jiang Li's turn, the man also asked, "Do you want chopsticks?"
The staff asked Jiang Li.
He didn't have high hopes at first, but Jiang Li nodded directly and said: "Yes."
The chopsticks were taken away from the staff's hands, and the staff was stunned for a moment.
Jiang Li didn't say anything more and walked towards the meal window.
She looked at the paper wrapping the chopsticks, and there was something on it.
After getting in line, Jiang Li immediately opened the wrapping paper and read the small and dense words written on the paper.
[Madhouse-Restaurant Rules]
[1. Please abide by the principles of a civilized restaurant and do not use violence or damage public property. 】
[2. During meals, please try to sit with similar patients. The canteen is not responsible for any safety accidents caused by chaotic seating! 】
[3. The canteen provides pig heart, pork liver, pork loin, and pig lung. Each person can only receive one portion, no more, no waste. 】
[4. If you accidentally look at a patient with red eyes, don’t hesitate to run! Run now! But be sure not to run out of the restaurant. 】
[5. The drinks at the cafeteria water bar are free, but they taste bad. Not recommended for consumption. 】
【6. If you see the water in the sink turning red, please open all faucets immediately until the water becomes clear. 】
【7. Eat without talking and sleep without talking. 】
"Dang Dang Dang——"
The cooking lady banged the spoon angrily and urged Jiang Li with an evil look on her face.
"1037, stop looking, stop looking, choose your dishes quickly!"
Jiang Li raised his head and put away the note.
"Pork heart, potatoes, green vegetables, and a portion of rice, thank you."
The vegetable picker first scooped out rice, then potatoes and vegetables, and then asked:
"How many pig hearts do you want?"
While the vegetable aunt was questioning her, Jiang Li noticed the strange curve at the corner of her mouth.
That feeling of wanting to laugh but having to endure it...
It seems that Auntie has harmed many people with this trick.
Jiang Li didn't answer directly, but said directly: "One portion."
Hearing Jiang Li's response, the vegetable waiter gouged out Jiang Li and angrily scooped out the pig's heart.
Article 3 of the Restaurant Code:
[The cafeteria provides pork heart, pork liver, pork loin, and pork lungs. Each person can only receive one portion, no more, no waste. 】
Here, it says "one portion", but not "one".
If Jiang Li had been a little careless and been led by the vegetable waiter, she would have replied "one".
I'm afraid that Jiang Li will become the next dish.
The vegetable waiter cursed Jiang Li in a low voice.
Then, he stretched out his spoon, scooped out three pig hearts, and put them on Jiang Li's rice.
"Come on! Don't block other people!"
Auntie handed the dinner plate to Jiang Li.
But before Jiang Li's hand touched her, the vegetable cook let go.
With a "clang" sound, the iron dinner plate hit the white tiled window sill.
Less than half of the rice and vegetables on the dinner plate were thrown out.
on purpose!
Jiang Li's eyes turned cold.
You can't use violence in this restaurant, right? Jiang Li clenched his fists.
Think for a second.
She picked up her dinner plate and walked out of the queue.
The aunt was still cursing, "You deserve it!"
When Jiang Li heard this, she turned around and stared at the aunt, looking at her through the glass window:
"Grandma, your mouth stinks more than the mud hidden under the toenails of a seventy-year-old homeless man."
Jiang Li finished this sentence with a smile. If he didn't listen carefully to the content, he would have looked very polite.
The aunt doing the cooking felt hot on her face.
Realizing that everyone around her was looking at her, the aunt was so angry that she immediately threw the spoon and was about to climb out of the window.
