"Here's the thing."
"It was raining heavily and I had to find a place to take shelter."
Policewoman: "So, you took shelter in that store?"
Chen Xuan: "Yes, as soon as I entered, she suddenly came forward, pulled me into a room, looked at me with excitement, and said: I finally found you..."
Policeman: "Huh? You didn't go in by yourself? How did she find you?"
Chen Xuan: "I find it strange too... Just listen to me. At that time, she pulled me to sit on the bed and said that I had saved her ten years ago, when she was an injured little fox."
"I am a good person, there is no doubt about it. Ten years ago I not only rescued little foxes, but also yellow skins, little rabbits, white snakes and so on."
Policeman: "Well, these things you mentioned are all about repaying kindness."
Chen Xuan: "As you said, she is the little fox I rescued ten years ago.
Alas~~ I didn’t expect that ten years later, she would turn into a young girl and come to me to repay her kindness, insisting on giving her body to me! "
"What a bad fate!!!!"
…………
"You do not believe?"
Policewoman: “I don’t believe it!”
Chen Xuan: "I don't even fucking believe it, but it happened..."
Policewoman: "Don't get excited, put your pants on first, and let's continue weaving!"
Chen Xuan said while putting on his pants:
"Comrade policewoman, I am really not a prostitute! What's wrong with a vixen who repays her favor ten years later by offering her body? How can this be called prostitution? Besides, isn't there any money for it?"
Policewoman: "We were a step late, so why didn't you just give it to us?"
Chen Xuan: "You can't say that... I really saved this vixen, just like I saved the little white rabbit, yellow skin, and white snake."
Policewoman: "The ones mentioned later also asked you to repay their favor? How many times have they engaged in prostitution?"
Chen Xuan sighed and everyone fell silent!
I'm just afraid that the atmosphere will suddenly become silent.
The policewoman stood up for a long time, put her hands on the table, looked down at Chen Xuan, and suddenly said seriously:
"It's not a vixen..."
Chen Xuan was stunned and thought: I know this! ! !
However, the policewoman continued:
"It...is a ghost, a female ghost!!!"
At that moment, Chen Xuan was stunned.
After a moment, he looked at the policewoman seriously and said seriously:
"It's okay...as long as it doesn't count as a prostitute, you can call me a male ghost!"
The policewoman narrowed her eyes: "This is surveillance, you can see for yourself!"
As he said that, he put his phone on the table. The picture showed Chen Xuan working alone on the bed in a club room an hour ago.
etc? one person?
In the picture, there should have been a woman cooperating with Chen Xuan's difficult movements. .
But no, therefore, Chen Xuan's actions seemed more difficult and weird!
"What the fuck...you guys are so serious...Isn't it okay for me to admit that I visited prostitutes? This whole thing...is a bit scary?"
Are the methods used to interrogate prostitutes so cruelly nowadays? Kill the heroine and scare people? ? ? "
Chen Xuan was scared because the surveillance footage was too weird, very real and weird.
The policewoman sat down again and said:
"You've finished telling your story, now let me tell you!"
"A week ago, there were frequent deaths in this club, and they were all men, or clients of prostitutes. No matter how we checked, we couldn't find out why. Later, we invited Taoist priests in this field...
Let me make it clear here that we must believe in science... After we invited a Taoist priest, he said that the clubhouse was haunted by a female ghost. The kind that harms people, very vicious.
This is hard to believe, so we can only follow what the Taoist priest said and pretend to be under surveillance to take secret photos. I did surveillance during the day today, filming in the room where people were always dead.
Then, tonight, you entered inexplicably..."
Chen Xuan swallowed and kept staring at the surveillance screen on the policewoman's cell phone.
He was sure that it was not a special effect, because the various difficult movements and bravery of him in the picture... no one could match him!
Therefore, there is only one truth...
"I'm going to the club on horseback, changing clothes...and air???"
Chen Xuan looked up at the policewoman.
The policewoman shook her head: "To be precise, it's a female ghost!"
Chen Xuan took a deep breath and was silent for a long time.
The policewoman kept staring at him and then asked:
"Is there anything else you want to add? Or ask?"
Chen Xuan nodded: "So, then... isn't this considered prostitution?"
Policewoman: "???????"
"Is the problem now about soliciting prostitution? It's you who hired a ghost, uh... that's not right. The problem now is, you met a ghost, and you even..."
Chen Xuan: "So? What do you want to express? Or what do you want to do?"
Policewoman: "We have to deal with this ghost!"
Chen Xuan frowned: "Why?"
The policewoman looked at Chen Xuan: "Because he is a harmful evil spirit!"
Chen Xuan: "Can I not know whether the ghost harms people? You said it harms people, but does it harm me?"
A ghost, a beautiful female ghost. I was asked to have sex for no money! Where is the female ghost here? This is clearly a female Bodhisattva! ! ! "
Policewoman: "???????"
"You may not understand the seriousness of the matter. It is a ghost. If it sleeps with you, it will suck your yang energy and kill you. Of course, there may be some reason why it failed to kill you."
Chen Xuan was confused: "Tell me clearly, why didn't you harm me?"
The policewoman frowned again: "When we entered, it was limp and weak. It lost its ferocity. It barely resisted and just ran away."
Chen Xuan smiled proudly:
"Under the indiscriminate bombardment of me who has experienced hundreds of battles, I can still be safe without that woman, and neither can the female ghost!"
The policewoman shook her head: "No, according to Taoist Priest's analysis, you were born in a boy's body and you leaked urine at that time. The boy's urine hurt the female ghost, so the female ghost can no longer hurt you and is paralyzed!"
Chen Xuan: "…………"
"This Taoist Dog Master is so accurate..."
Chen Xuan touched his chin: "I just want to know, does this count as soliciting prostitution?"
The policewoman was silent for a moment and said:
"No, you helped us solve the case and seriously injured the female ghost. This is 20,000 yuan. Thank you!"
As she spoke, she took out a bulging envelope.
Chen Xuan was confused again.
"You asked me to go prostitute... Not only is it not illegal, but... I have money for it?"
Policewoman: "To be precise, you prostituted a female ghost and helped us, so you have money!"
Chen Xuan got excited and stood up suddenly:
"Then let me ask you, where can there be such a female ghost? I am willing to do more, and even keep doing it! In the surveillance, you can see how fierce I am, comrade..."
The policewoman looked at Chen Xuan in surprise.
After a moment, she smiled:
"Don't say it...don't say it...right now, there really is such an opportunity!"
"Say it, say it immediately!" Chen Xuan looked at the policewoman anxiously.
"This case forces us to believe that there is a ghost... Then it is very likely that the other case was also done by a ghost.
A month ago, there was always a handsome man who disappeared in the middle of the night and appeared in a mass grave the next day, seriously ill.
We told the Taoist priest, and she said that he might be a womanizer who specially chooses handsome men to take advantage of him and absorb his yang energy. "
After listening to the policewoman’s words, Chen Xuan said:
"This female ghost is randomly looking for someone? How can I make it find me? Or I can just find it. Anyway...hehehe~~"
Policewoman: "The men it attacks are all very handsome..."
Chen Xuan took a deep breath:
"Then if you want to talk about appearance, I have nothing to worry about. If it doesn't come to me, it's not scientific!"
The policewoman looked at Chen Xuan strangely: "Are you really... willing to do it?"
Chen Xuan said seriously: "In the past, it was illegal to do this, and I had to give money to others. Now, if I do this, it's not illegal, and you still give me money. Is there no reason why I can't do it?"
"I still have a question, where is the female ghost that I prostituted?"
Policewoman: "It was injured by the Taoist priest and ran away. The Taoist priest said that it will definitely not show up in a short time."
Chen Xuan: "Then do you know where it might go?"
Policewoman: "Why do you ask this?"
Chen Xuan: "Without him, I have a little aftertaste!!!"
