After Lu Han said this, he saw Miss Liu San looking dazed and said, "Miss San, don't believe it?"
"Unparalleled in the world? It's really loud!"
Liu Ruyan unsheathed her sword, turned it over and threw it to Lu Han, saying, "I want to see it first!"
Lu Han is really not bragging.
The Heavenly Immortal Sword Dance was originally a fancy and beautiful sword dance. It was through this that Xiao Wu became famous and was able to enter the Liu family as a maid.
It is said that he was spotted by the eldest lady.
But her strength is too low and she only has the Qi Condensation Realm, so she has been managing some ordinary servants and her status is not high.
Lu Han's current Heavenly Immortal Sword Dance was taught by Xiao Wu.
Xiao Wu herself is the first level.
But Lu Han had reached the fourth level by adding skill points through the system, far surpassing Xiao Wu's level.
"No hurry, no hurry!"
Lu Han shook his head and said: "Sword dance, sword dance under the moon, it's time, it's too early now!"
"Want tonight?"
Liu Ruyan frowned, looking at Lu Hansha's serious look, and she became very curious.
Lu Han already had an idea in mind.
This time, play a big one.
The old lady of the Liu Mansion is the mother of the clan leader of the Liu Mansion. Her 100th birthday party has caused a sensation in the entire Baiyun City. At that time, all the major families in the city will send people to celebrate her birthday.
Just three days later.
I heard that even the eldest lady Liu Ruyan would rush back from Liuyun Sect to congratulate the old lady on her birthday.
At that time, the entire Liu Mansion will gather together.
I don't know how many aunts and uncles, as well as eldest girls and young wives, will be present. If I have a chance to show my face, I can have a big game.
"In order to please these 100-year-old ladies and eight-year-old girls, I go on stage and perform very hard without asking for anything in return. Of course this is considered licking, right?"
Lu Han thought so in his heart.
Not sure.
Better give it a try first!
Seeing Liu Ruyan's impatient look, Lu Han said: "Of course, the third lady wants to see it, I can do it anytime, as long as the third lady is happy!"
After saying that, Lu Han took the sword, jumped into the courtyard, and began to perform the fairy sword dance.
The fourth stage of the Heavenly Immortal Sword Dance is completely different from that performed by the maid Xiao Wu that day. It is light, elegant, poetic and picturesque, making people unable to help but be immersed in it after just one glance, as if they have entered a painting. .
Lu Han dances with his sword, fast or slow, hard or soft, with a very rhythmic beauty.
Liu Ruyan was stunned.
After a sword dance, Lu Han had sheathed his sword, but Liu Ruyan was still looking at her blankly, her saliva drooling, and she didn't know it.
"What a handsome young master, as handsome as jade, and as beautiful as a jade sword and a rainbow!"
Liu Ruyan said dumbly, and then added: "This Lu Han, why does he look more and more beautiful every time he looks at him? He looks like a banished immortal in the sky! He is worthy of the sword dance of an immortal!"
It took a long time for Liu Ruyan to come back to her senses.
"What do you think, Miss Third?"
Lu Han stood with his sword in hand. In fact, he didn't need to ask. The experience bar in front of him had increased a lot and was already halfway through.
This time, in order to please the third lady, Lu Han also tried to show off his old face, abandoning the principle of only talking and never taking action.
But the effect is very obvious.
"This Heavenly Immortal Sword Dance should be renamed the Sword Technique of Seducing Girls. It's really useful!"
Lu Han felt more and more that he had made the right bet. This sword dance fit perfectly with his system, and it could be continuously improved with skill points.
“It’s not impossible that one day when the sword dance comes out, the big girls and sisters-in-law will drool, and the fairies and saints will throw themselves into their arms!”
Liu Ruyan looked at Lu Han with a shocked look on her face and said: "She is indeed unparalleled in the world, so beautiful, haha, I will definitely win this time! Sister Ruyan had better not do any sword dance as a gift, otherwise, she will definitely let her I am so convinced of my defeat that I am completely defeated!”
After saying that, the way she looked at Lu Han became a little strange.
There is something strange about it that is unexplainable.
Moreover, as I kept staring, the more I looked, the more I felt that this boy was really handsome!
It seems that I have never seen this unique temperament even in my brother.
Liu Ruyan suddenly thought of something.
"Strangers are like jade, and young masters are like no other!"
This sentence couldn't be more appropriate to describe Lu Han just now.
Lu Han said blankly: "Why is the third lady looking at me like this? Is there something wrong with the sword dance just now?"
"Oh, no!"
Liu Ruyan immediately turned her head, and a red cloud miraculously appeared on her face.
Lu Han breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile: "As long as Third Miss likes it, as long as Third Miss is happy, Lu Han will be willing to do the sword dancing to death!"
If it's so disgusting, is it enough to lick?
But!
Lu Han was horrified to find that his experience bar had only climbed a tiny bit like an ant crawling.
"Dog system, what's going on? Is there a bug?"
Lu Han was angry.
System: "How could this be a bug? Do you call this kneeling and licking? You call this confession! The target treats you as a licking dog, and you are the licking dog. She treats you as her lover, so no matter how you lick, you are still showing affection! You can lick it all. Well, naturally it doesn’t count as a licker!”
"You mean this third lady is... attracted to me?"
Lu Han was startled.
He suddenly boldly looked directly at Liu Ruyan. Sure enough, her eyes evaded and moved away without a trace, and she even touched her black hair, as if she was a little shy.
She blushed.
"Hold the grass!"
Lu Han regretted it. He didn't expect that the system had such a hidden setting. He could have kept swiping it. Liu Ruyan was too stupid and easy to fool.
She is in the middle stage of Tianyuan Realm, and Lu Han can definitely reach the same level slowly.
But now it's good, it's over early.
I have to find a new tool man again!
"You are really cheating on the dog system! Why didn't you tell me earlier? I used too much force!"
Lu Han cursed secretly.
System: "Hey, I blame the host for being too charming!"
Lu Han: "That's true!"
system:"……"
Lu Han thought to himself, next time he should find someone who is aloof, not easily emotional, and preferably someone who hates men extremely. This kind of person can be a permanent tool.
Of course, the premise is that you are strong enough to reach the same level.
"Perhaps there is another way!"
Lu Han suddenly felt something in his heart. This Liu Ruyan had a slight affection for him just now, but it was not a deep love affair. Now she might have time to pull her back.
As long as she doesn't like herself, wouldn't that be enough?
It's hard to like someone.
But it's so easy to be annoying.
However, with Lu Han's current status, doing this kind of thing is a bit risky. If you are not careful, you can easily get beaten or even lose your life.
But this is not a problem for Lu Han.
His expression suddenly changed, and he suddenly held his stomach and said, "Ouch, my stomach hurts and I want to poop. Miss Third, can I borrow your hut?"
Liu Ruyan was stunned for a moment, then became furious and shouted: "Get out!"
Lu Han disappeared in a flash.
Liu Ruyan's favorable impression of Lu Han disappeared in an instant, and she said angrily: "This man is so vulgar and disgusting. He has such a beautiful face for nothing, bah!"
However, in the blink of an eye, seeing Lu Han disappear, she suddenly said to herself: "It's normal for people to have three anxieties. However, he has already reached the Dzogchen state of Qi Condensation Realm, and he still has stomachache? Could it be that he is practicing martial arts? Problem?"
By this time, Lu Han had already returned to Waiyuan.
As soon as Lu Han returned to his own wing, he was surrounded, and all the servants from the other two wings came running over.
These seventeen guys poured tea, beat their legs, squeezed their shoulders, and showed their hospitality.
"Brother Han, the third lady didn't do anything to you, right?"
"Let me see if there are any bones missing?"
"Awesome! Brother Han has already made the third lady happy!"
"Brother Han, from now on we brothers will be completely dependent on you to protect us!"
"Brother Han, has the third lady of the sword formation done it?"
These few servants were all chattering.
Lu Han looked disdainful and said: "Sword array? What the hell, you still think you haven't been tortured enough by her? I just want to save our brothers from getting beaten. This third lady's hands are too hot. When the stick hits you, your head will be broken and your head will be bleeding!"
"Yes! Don't treat us as human beings!"
"Shh! Keep your voice down!"
"Shut up and listen to Brother Han!"
"..."
Lu Han's hard work today really convinced these servants, not to mention his talent in cultivation, and his righteousness.
"If she hadn't suddenly said that she wanted to give the old lady a birthday gift, I wouldn't have bothered to persuade her. What's the harm in us brothers practicing stick formation every day?"
"It's better than being beaten with a stick every day, right?"
"I was originally thinking that I couldn't escape by hiding, but practicing with a stick is not as good as practicing with a sword. Maybe I can learn some swordsmanship from the Liu family, which is worth it!"
"But I didn't expect..."
When Lu Han said this, he looked serious and lowered his voice: "This third lady is just making it up. If our brothers really practice this Bird Sword Formation, it might not kill anyone! The stick might break if hit by it. One leg, one arm, this sword has no eyes!"
The expressions of all the servants changed.
Lu Han said: "So, I said that the sword array is too murderous, and it is unlucky for the old lady to have a birthday! The third lady thought so, so I persuaded her to change it to sword dance!"
"Sword dance, I happen to know it!"
"So, when the time comes, I will go alone to present the gift to the old lady, and the brothers will not have to wade through this muddy water! And there will be no need to train hard!"
After Lu Han finished speaking, he let out a long sigh and said, "It's always a toss-up. It's better to toss all of us brothers than just me!"
"Brother Han is righteous!"
"Brothers!"
"Brother Han has been wronged!"
"..."
Lu Han waved his hand and joked: "I'm mainly afraid that if you really practice some kind of bird sword formation, you might accidentally poke me!"
"Ha ha!"
"I'm afraid too!"
"Who is not afraid?"
"..."
Lu Han breathed a sigh of relief. These cuties were so easy to fool.
