When I hung up the phone wearing Xiaoxiao's new suit, a man put his feet up on the table, hummed a little song and closed his eyes in the sunshine.
Comfortable!
"Second Sister Wang..."
I can also hum a few renditions, and I can sing quite happily. This is mainly due to the age and background in which I grew up. Apart from dancing and playing cards, the biggest pleasure for people in society at that time was to drink too much and go out. The two went to the theater to get into trouble.
This is really not about making trouble. You are just sitting there and listening.
For example, "The Second Sister Wang Misses Her Husband" by Fendelu...
What? Not a fan of "The Second Sister Wang Misses Her Husband"?
In our day and age, why don't you put a thousand dollars on the stage and try again?
Do you believe that the Errenzhuan artists of that era, even if they were singing "Shen Tune", could directly change it to "Eighteen Moments" for you, or let a pretty girl come up and sing it.
Yes, that was the fun of being a scoundrel in our day.
When we arrived at the Errenzhuan Theater, no matter whether the people on the platform were chatting or singing, when the eldest brother raised his hand and handed over a thousand yuan, the younger brothers around him started to collectively cheer and shout, "Substitute!"
Then the people on stage understood what was going on.
Who wouldn't be bothered by a group of drunken lairs who were so drunk that they couldn't care less about winter or summer, and they had to go shirtless when they took off their clothes, and all of them had dragons and tigers painted on them?
The idea of the two of them going to the theater was to coax people away quickly and that would be enough, but for us gangsters, this was just a matter of face.
Thinking about it now, the dignity back then was not as good as today’s insoles.
What the hell?
Aren't you just showing off?
What's the point of showing off?
It is to realize the worship of personal heroism deep in one's heart.
But who knows what true personal heroism is?
If Xiao Ma in "A Better Tomorrow" is a real social person, ask him and see if he really wants to take revenge alone, or if he is at his wits end;
If Chen Zhen in "Fist of Fury" was a real person, you should also ask him if he would be willing to go to the Hongkou Dojo alone if someone could help him;
If Zhang Wuji in "Eternal Dragon Sword" was a real person, you could ask him again and see if he would be willing to fight the six major sects alone in Guangmingding!
Anyway, I don't want to.
I even let the fool sent by the boss Peng get stuck in traffic, and I wanted to look around to see if anyone could help.
So what is personal heroism?
Wasn't it just that after being forced to run out of moves, he happened to win the battle?
I squinted my eyes and curled my lips in disdain, trying to show my disdain through my expression...
There was a knock on the door.
When, when, when.
"Enter."
After I finished shouting, Old Falcon walked in carrying a folder.
“Sir, what’s going on with the Myanmar government!”
government?
This thing sounds new.
Even if they are below, they should go to Bangkang, shouldn't they come to me?
Then I figured it out. I guess the previous call for 'peace' was a bit too big, and someone took it seriously.
I instantly put my feet back on the desk, and when the old falcon walked over quickly, I took the folder he handed me.
This is a fax in Burmese, but people from the Judicial Committee wrote Chinese in the gaps between each sentence.
The content of the fax read: "The government of Mengneng County, Wa State is assisting in investigating the situation of firearms owned by civilians in its territory, and reiterates the "Myanmar Firearms and Weapons Law" and conducts legal education for residents within the territory..."
I laughed out loud when I saw this document!
The old falcon asked with a serious face: "Sir, what time has it been, how can you still laugh!"
"This is the Myanmar government's 'war declaration'. They are jealous because we have taken advantage of it!"
I raised my head and cursed: "Is it a tiger?"
"Is this a declaration of war?"
"This is a recruitment notice!"
"This is Aung San Suu Kyi, that old woman, putting her arms around my shoulders and shouting 'dead devil', waiting eagerly for me to call her 'baby'!"
I put the file down, rubbed my hands excitedly and said, "Do you remember what we have done this year?"
The old harrier was stunned for a moment and responded: "Remember, we built schools, repaired hospitals, won over the Wa leaders... and took over Mengmao."
"We also registered the guns in the hands of ordinary people!"
The old harrier suddenly died!
"Originally, I planned to take away the guns from the hands of ordinary people after a period of peace, so that the Meng Neng people could be completely suppressed. Unexpectedly, the Myanmar government was hitting me on the back of my hand!"
"Didn't we pull our necks some time ago to 'call for peace'?"
"This is equivalent to giving them a signal. Right now, they are replying to a document like 'Reaffirmation of the Firearms and Weapons Law' that no force seems to accept. If they get a response from us, guess what, we are calling this What?"
The old harrier said tentatively: "Are you flirting?"
"Yes!"
The old falcon eagle said in confusion: "Then what?"
"Then the most dangerous step comes."
I looked ahead and said as if I saw the glittering golden road to the sky: "I am afraid that Myanmar will take the opportunity to send troops to Mengkao, and I am also afraid that they will send officials to my place..."
"Master, why don't we get back to him? I feel so scared when I hear that."
I stretched out my hand to stop the old falcon and continued: "This is not what I fear most."
"What I'm most afraid of is that the Myanmar government will set up a grand stage for you in Yangon, and then warmly invite you to attend some kind of meeting... Do you want me to go or not?"
The old harrier muttered: "This is a fucking minefield."
"Don't be too afraid."
"Don't you need to be afraid?"
I explained, "We all treat him like a docile donkey. If he cheats us, will anyone in northern Myanmar dare to tease him in the future?"
"Think about the Eastern Shan State trying to win over the Wa people to rebel, but even the county magistrate of Mengbo was abandoned!"
"We are holding half of the Wa State in our hands!"
The old falcon thought for a moment before replying: "Master Xu, I heard you say that once you accept Burma's imperial edict, things will be very troublesome. If he really sends people to us..."
"Are you all dead?"
"Aren't you going to give him a break?"
The old falcon suddenly said: "Then I want you to fight Fangla?"
In one word, it poked my waist.
If I were to take advantage of this juncture and crown you the "One-Word King" and say, "You will be the Lord of the Wa State from now on," I would be really in a fucking headache.
What is the Lord of the Wa State?
At least the entire Wa State must be in my hands, right?
At that time, if I don't dare to move, I won't be able to make any more demands in the future, and I will make the whole of northern Myanmar laugh. If I dare to move, I will be completely fooled.
Immediately afterwards, it was not me sitting in the office watching the East Shan State and Bangkang fight to the death, but people watching me and the Eastern Shan State fight to the death outside Mengmao.
I originally called for 'peace' to scare Mr. Bao, but I don't know who gave Aung San Suu Kyi the old trick of 'just go down the slope'. As long as I get flirting with them, I can turn around People just dare to throw real money and money into it, and I won’t give you what you want. Anyway, you will definitely be satisfied.
The most important thing is then!
Every step is a killer move!
If you dare to raise your butt and leave after finishing the meal, then it will be considered as giving the Burmese army an excuse to attack Mengbo. You are calling it rebellion. In the past, you had nothing to do with the Burmese army, but what happened after people ignored you and took their things?
You have to listen to them. If you suffer a defeat in the battle with the Eastern Shan State, it will be considered useless. They will take over Mengmao and come over with the banner of revenge for you!
Why?
Because the Eastern Shan State moved their officials, that is, me.
The excitement that I was about to take advantage of just now disappeared at this moment. The more I thought about it, the more scared I became... Don't I worship individual heroism?
Then worship. (End of chapter)
