"Hahahaha...cough, cough...hahaha..."
Lao Qiao was laughing like crazy, right in the basement of his villa.
When I first met him, he was like a lonely old man, holding a gun barrel in one hand and a linen cloth in the other, wiping off the sludge accumulated after oiling the unused barrel, then oiling it again, and so on. With.
But after I finished talking about today's call, Lao Qiao burst into tears, as if he had never heard such a funny joke in his life.
He turned to look at me while trembling and asked, "Did he really curse like that?"
"Yeah." I nodded.
"Then does he know who might be listening on the phone?"
I responded: "I didn't dare to tell him, I was afraid he would be scared to death."
Old Qiao became energetic like an old naughty boy and said to me: "Hurry up, call him over and let me play for a while."
From the words he said, "Do you know who is listening on the phone?" I knew that this old guy was thinking of doing something wrong again, but fortunately it was not a big deal.
I turned around and walked out of the basement, followed the wine cellar to the upper floor, and when I saw 'Sierra Jon', he was looking at an empty display cabinet in a daze.
"Boss, why is there nothing on the display cabinet in such a nice villa?"
I took a look and responded: "Show it, it turns out that the jade stones displayed are all jade stones with only a window open..."
"Where is the thing? Let me take a look. People say that people gamble on stones. Is this the thing they gamble on? I haven't seen it yet."
I patted his shoulder and said, "Everything is at my house. When you're done, go to my house and take a look."
"Your... home..." He looked at me.
"Isn't this the villa of Mr. Qiao, the mayor of Menneng County?"
"yes."
"Why is that thing in your house?"
I ignored him, so there was no need to tell him again how Bao always wanted to give these things to me. As a result, Lao Qiao sent someone to deliver all these things to my house the next day. I just opened the cabinet next to me, picked up two white boxes of Chinese cigarettes that were full in the cabinet, put them under my arm, and said, "Why do you have so many problems?"
"Come with me quickly, Lao Qiao is calling you."
As I spoke, I led him underground. At that time, Lao Qiao had already appeared in the wine cellar, and the contents in the basement would naturally not be seen by him.
"Old man, I took two cigarettes from your cabinet."
"Wait a minute." Lao Qiao called to me. I raised my head and glanced at him: "Did you drive here?"
"yes."
"You ask the old servant in the house to put all the cigarettes in the cupboard into your car and take them away."
"Do you want to quit smoking?"
"Why don't I ask someone to send it to me again?"
"Fine."
I walked out of the wine cellar with my cigarette under my arm. When I went upstairs, I deliberately didn't close the door tightly and leaned my back against the wall to listen.
"Your name is Sai..."
"Sierra."
"Aren't you Chinese? Why are you called this?"
Sierra started talking: "I..." He repeated what he said in the cartoon again. Before he finished speaking, Lao Qiao couldn't listen anymore: "Stop! Stop!"
"Don't talk about this anymore, don't talk about this anymore."
How could someone of Lao Qiao's age watch that cartoon? Can he understand you, a man and a horse?
"I heard that you scolded people from the Wa State government on the phone?"
Sierra replied: "Ah, Boss Xu asked me to scold him."
"He asked you to scold you, so you scolded him?"
“Don’t you know who has the final say in the Wa State government?”
"Don't you know the identity of the woman named Bai who called?"
"To put it in a way that you can understand, the emperor of the Wa State government is Mr. Bao, and the empress is the woman named Bai!"
"You scolded her, Da Bao always knew better than to skin you!!"
There was silence in the room.
It was so quiet that there was no one around.
I imagined the scene in the room. Lao Qiao must be glaring at Sierra with a serious look on his face, and that kid's heart would probably explode.
But the corners of my mouth slowly raised, that woman was definitely not the princess of the King of Wa State, Lao Qiao was just trying to scare people, and just when I thought it was interesting, I suddenly started to pity Lao Qiao again.
As a powerful feudal official, he was reduced to the point where he wanted to scare people...
"say!"
Lao Qiao's "ouch" is just a voice.
Then the sound of footsteps came over, and now I straightened my back from the door and stood up.
When I saw Lao Qiao walking out of the house, I asked, "What's wrong?"
"It tastes too good..."
After saying that, he walked away, leaving Sierra and me here.
I hurried to the wine cellar. As soon as I entered the room, my friend, there was such a strong smell of urine that there was already a puddle under Sierra's feet.
I pinched my nose and walked over and asked, "Aren't you very bold when you scolded that woman? Why did you pee?"
Sierra turned to look at me. The flesh on her face trembled when her head turned. Her whole face looked like it had been stapled, with no wrinkles at all. She said with a pale face: "Old Qiao ...Old Qiao said...that he wanted to skin me..."
I quickly comforted him, reached out and patted his back: "It's okay, it's okay..."
As soon as you get started, this kid's back is wet!
I'm actually quite puzzled, is Lao Qiao that scary?
Isn't he just an old man?
I don’t know if this is called healing. The scar has forgotten the pain. Maybe I have really forgotten the scene of Lao Qiao killing someone without expression in the village, and the face of him dragging the ax backwards in the basement.
Because the Lao Qiao I saw was pleasant most of the time, and even when he got angry, he still had some scruples about me.
Bah da.
Sera's sweat dripped down her temples, and she fell into pieces on the ground. She was shaking like chaff, as if she was ill. Suddenly, she fell down and lay on the ground, twitching non-stop. , foaming out from his mouth.
"Fuck me!"
I took a bottle opener from the wine cellar cabinet and quickly stuffed it into his mouth. I straddled him while slapping him in the mouth. The key is that I'm not a doctor. I'd better learn this trick from TV. of!
"Hey, Lao Sai, wake up!"
"Wake up!"
"It's okay, it's okay. Lao Qiao won't touch you anymore. He is making trouble with you. I guarantee you can get out of this villa..."
"Lao Sai!"
I don’t know how long I struggled with it, but finally I was able to rub Sera Jon smoothly. When I hit him in his mouth and took out the corkscrew, the handle of the corkscrew was crushed. That thing was It's made of metal. If it bites on your tongue, it can be bitten off!
It took a lot of effort to coax Sierra up. As soon as this kid saw Lao Qiao sitting in the restaurant eating dinner, he ran faster than a rabbit. He jumped out and rushed outside the villa. What was left for Lao Qiao? It was so enjoyable, shaking my body and slapping the table.
I walked over and said, "Old man, don't scare people like this in the future. I almost scared people, and it took me a lot of sweat to save them."
Lao Qiao glanced at me, he was quite dissatisfied: "Why did you save him?"
"If I scare this kid to death, I'll see who dares to talk nonsense to me in the future!"
Is this a thing?
But then I thought about it, in Lao Qiao's eyes, it was really the same thing...
The third update is completed.
Thank you for your unwavering support. To be honest, when I am in a good mood, typing is enjoyable, but it seems that I haven’t asked for leave for a long time. Therefore, when I write a chapter that requires emotional investment, it is easy to overdraw my emotions at that moment. , only then will I delay the update and ask for leave.
I hope you understand. Anyway, my intentions are good. I don’t want to hurt any readers who automatically subscribed, and make people think that I am fooling.
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