Brain Storage(๑╹ヮ╹๑)ﾉ
There are a lot of personal details in the book, so please don’t go into details.
Compare your hearts ❤
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Families, let’s just say...
If you don't know anything, you will only harm yourself!
After digesting the new memory, Li Yang had the urge to hit the bastard's shell to death.
She had just stayed up late to read a novel about cultivating immortals, and in the book circle at the end she saw a very popular picture of a tortoise emerging from the water.
Li Yang was so mean that he commented "Jade Feet" below.
The next second she felt dizzy.
When she opened her eyes again, she came to a quiet water cave full of spiritual energy.
Li Yang huddled in the pool. In front of him, two young men, one black and one white, faced each other with murderous intent.
The white-clothed sword cultivator is the male protagonist Qi Buli in the original book, the chief disciple of the Wanjian Sect, and a late-stage Golden Elixir.
The black-clothed Fu cultivator is the villain Lou Qi, the chief disciple of Yufeng Sect, and the early stage of Nascent Soul.
And she...
Li Yang lowered his head and could barely see his own appearance through the pool of water beneath him...
Bald forehead!
Shell, green!
Other children in the book are either the stunningly beautiful heroine or the supporting female character who is crazy about love. No matter how good they are, they are just cannon fodder. At the very least, they are human beings.
She is amazing, she is the little bastard with "jade feet" who hides in the wishing fountain in the fantasy world!
According to the fucking setting in the book, she is a Xuanwu cub and the last living member of the Xuanwu clan.
In order to get her body and heart, the two male protagonists in the book fought in a secret water cave until they were stunned and bloody.
In the original book, she was eventually taken away by Qi Buli and became his strongest life-saving ace.
But as the world-famous male lead, Qi Buli never takes an ordinary path. He is either seeking death or on the way to it.
The golden elixir stage challenges the Nascent Soul stage.
The early stage of Nascent Soul challenges the middle stage of Nascent Soul, and even the later stage.
I don't know whether to call him unlucky or stupid. He can accurately jump levels in almost every fight. The enemies he encounters are always stronger than him.
In the original book, every time the little bastard appears, he is probably blocking knives, swords, iron pots, and spittle stars for him...
The bastard shell that the monks called the most powerful magic weapon was injured again and again, and was finally broken into pieces by Lou Qi, the villain who had turned black due to the inner demons. It was broken...
Then the little tortoise also burped.
Looking back at Qi Buli, because of her protection, he ascended smoothly, killed the villain, married the heroine, brought back the beauty in his arms, and lived a happy life.
God is so happy...
Li Yang scolded his mother while dragging his clumsy body quietly to the ground.
"Thank you for the invitation. This bastard who blocked the gun will be judged by whoever he likes. I'll leave first out of respect for you, dad!"
"Uh-huh!"
As soon as she climbed onto the ground, a cold sword wind struck her directly in front of her, and the ground was split open.
Qi Buli jumped up and jumped in front of her. The man held a mysterious sword and said expressionlessly: "Want to run? No way!"
Li Yang: "Don't come over..."
When she was nervous, she burped towards Qi Buli.
By the way, he turned his back to Lou Qi and farted loudly.
Li Yang's head turned from green to red, and he quickly covered his face with his two claws.
Hey, hey, so shy...
Qi Buli: "?"
The man in black behind him was not idle either. When she was caught, he flipped his fingertips with spiritual power and quickly set up a spirit binding array, originally intending to cover her.
As a result, when he reached the last step, he clearly heard the sound of a fart, a wave appeared on his cold face, and his hands trembled: "..."
The spirit-binding formation was smashed over before it was even formed, and was instantly exploded.
Li Yang felt a powerful spiritual energy rushing out from the middle of the tortoise's shell, rushing through her body, opening up her meridians and rushing out.
There was a loud "bang" sound.
The spiritual energy seemed to be bombarded from bottom to top. The ground shook for a moment, the black stone seal on the roof of the cave fell off, and the water cave showed faint signs of collapse.
Qi Buli avoided two stones that fell from above, his expression changed slightly, and he reached out to catch her.
Lou Qi reached out his hand at the same time.
Li Yang was pulled into a straight bastard by them, and he cursed: "Don't pull my head, you old man, my neck is stretched!"
"And you, don't lick my tail ah ah ah ah"
In order to subdue Xuanwu, the two of them refused to give in to the other. One pulled her head and the other grabbed her tail. They just stood there dryly and were hit by the rain of Xuan stones.
Lou Qi had no expression on his face and threatened coldly: "Let go!"
He refused: "Let go first!"
"You first……"
Li Yang collapsed: "How about I let go first?"
She really wanted to cry. Couldn't these two old men drag her out of her bastard's shell? That way she could at least shrink back and hide, so she wouldn't be hit along with her.
The black stone contains spiritual energy, and the fine steel is not broken, but it hurts when smashed.
The two of them couldn't understand Li Yang's bastard language. They didn't care about her life or death at all, and even started to have friendly discussions.
Qi Buli: "This place is about to collapse. Let go first. Let's escape together and try again. The winner can contract Xuanwu."
Lou Qi was hit twice on the head. He seemed to think what he said made sense and nodded: "That's fine!"
The next second, the two of them bit their fingers tacitly at the same time, used the blood as a contract, and used the master-servant contract towards Li Yang.
Li Yang: "!!!"
Did you agree to go out first? Why did they both contract at the same time after just not agreeing?
Two master-servant contracts were placed on her bastard shell almost at the same time. Two people and one turtle formed a straight line, and spiritual power was released from bottom to top in a majestic manner.
The world of cultivation in this book is quite humane. When two people make a contract with a monster at the same time, it will be the monster's turn to turn to love.
Qi Buli pulled her head: "Contract with me!"
Lou Qi pinched her tail: "Follow me."
"...Follow me." She tried to get rid of the water in her mind, looking for a way to escape smoothly from the original memory and the introduction in the book.
In desperation, I really made a discovery.
Seeing that the formation under her body was gradually taking shape, her head twitched, and she didn't stop doing anything. She bit the bastard's claw and drew a few drops of blood. At the last critical moment, she slapped it directly on the overlapping contract formation. Above the law, contracts are also used.
If you can't beat them, just join them!
The golden light beneath him magnified, and the water hole became as bright as day in an instant, and the contract was signed.
Li Yang was enveloped in a gentle aura, as if he was in a fairyland, and the whole bastard felt comfortable.
Qi Buli felt his forehead was burning, and his spiritual power was gathering and taking shape. He was secretly happy in his heart. He raised his head and smiled provocatively with his nostrils pointing to the sky: "What a pity. It seems that my contract has arrived, and this Xuanwu is mine."
Qi Buli expressed his happiness. There were countless geniuses in the world of cultivation, but Lou Qi in front of him was always called the number one genius.
When he builds the foundation, he builds the golden elixir.
When he is golden elixir, he is Nascent Soul.
There was a sword cultivator and a talisman cultivator. Qi Buli had higher combat power, but he never defeated them.
He has been chasing after Lou Qi, dreaming of overtaking him once and becoming a faster man than him.
Today, he finally won!
It was him who made the contract with the little bastard first.
"Really?" Lou Qi stood opposite him expressionlessly, with a mark on his forehead as well.
The master-servant contract was present in all three of them.
Qi Buli was stunned for a moment, his joy dissipated, and he was hit on the head by a mysterious stone. He let go of his hand in pain: "Two masters? Can one monster contract two masters?"
If he has this monster, why should he abandon it in the contract? Could it be that he is a carefree little bastard?
It takes time for the contract to be generated. They haven't seen the real content yet, and they don't know who the person who really conquered Xuanwu is.
Lou Qi held the bastard's tail with one hand and attached a speed talisman to himself: "Go out first!"
"good"
The two looked at each other and ran out without saying a word, leaving on both feet.
As soon as he landed safely, the water tunnel completely collapsed and turned into ruins.
Qi Buli asked hurriedly: "Who won?"
Li Yang waved his paw happily: "It's me, it's me!"
This time, the tortoise language entered their ears and was translated smoothly.
"???"
The two male protagonists looked at her at the same time.
The next second, the contract in their heads took shape, and three lines of small words came into view.
Master-servant contract:
Lord: Xuanwu
Servant: Lou Qi/Qi Buli.
The faces of the two male protagonists looked a bit strange, their faces were dark and dark.
It wasn't them who contracted the tortoise, but the tortoise who contracted them?
